Dylan Black Lanterns
@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
King Cannibal / House of Black Lanterns. DJ Mag award nominated artist, music maker, mixer, recovering addict and mental health advocate
Finally a shop that appeals to both sides of my personality type.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Finally a shop that appeals to both sides of my personality type.
Just saw my first 'you can't say even Christmas anymore' post of the year - THE HOLIDAYS ARE TRULY HERE.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just saw my first 'you can't say even Christmas anymore' post of the year - THE HOLIDAYS ARE TRULY HERE.
Fireworks got an ANTIFA now
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Fireworks got an ANTIFA now
I can't believe he did all those murders yet they allow him to talk about moving energy providers every single week on This Morning.
November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I can't believe he did all those murders yet they allow him to talk about moving energy providers every single week on This Morning.
I got both thighs tattooed yesterday and today is proving difficult to navigate.
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I got both thighs tattooed yesterday and today is proving difficult to navigate.
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Really enjoying this old Reddit thread where people list britpop-era bands that should've been bigger but it just never happened for them. A lot of names I've not heard since a 16 year old me had multiple Shine compilations: www.reddit.com/r/BritPop/co...
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November 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Really enjoying this old Reddit thread where people list britpop-era bands that should've been bigger but it just never happened for them. A lot of names I've not heard since a 16 year old me had multiple Shine compilations: www.reddit.com/r/BritPop/co...
David Dickinson's tan needs a welfare check
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
David Dickinson's tan needs a welfare check
£340.00 for something I'm going to wear whilst eating KFC?
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
£340.00 for something I'm going to wear whilst eating KFC?
Watching Fantastic Four: First Steps. When Sue Storm gives birth and the baby comes out totally clean of any fluid or blood and there is no placenta... That's probably the most impressive of her super powers?!
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Watching Fantastic Four: First Steps. When Sue Storm gives birth and the baby comes out totally clean of any fluid or blood and there is no placenta... That's probably the most impressive of her super powers?!
For some reason I have a total intolerance for adverts on SoundCloud. As soon as one pops up I exit out deciding on whatever it was I hit that link for probably ain't worth listening to this 30 seconds of inescapable hell.
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For some reason I have a total intolerance for adverts on SoundCloud. As soon as one pops up I exit out deciding on whatever it was I hit that link for probably ain't worth listening to this 30 seconds of inescapable hell.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I’m sorry, M&S, but this is giving “He should be calmer now he’s had his medication, but don’t give him any pens made from rigid plastic” vibes
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m sorry, M&S, but this is giving “He should be calmer now he’s had his medication, but don’t give him any pens made from rigid plastic” vibes
This isn't how to celebrate Diwali, David.
October 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This isn't how to celebrate Diwali, David.
@sinistercinemastudios.art I'm watching RLM talk about the 2001 Fat Joe film 'Blazin' and I think you need to add it to your list. youtu.be/AF634D3oKXw?...
Blazin' (2001) - MARIA, GET ME A DRINK
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October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@sinistercinemastudios.art I'm watching RLM talk about the 2001 Fat Joe film 'Blazin' and I think you need to add it to your list. youtu.be/AF634D3oKXw?...
Apparently he now goes by 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
In statement released by Buckingham Palace, Andrew says he will give up titles and honours including the Duke of York
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Virginia Giuffre book extract: ‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’
Prince Andrew has agreed to give up his title as the Duke of York, he said in a statement released through Buckingham Palace.
He said: “In discussion with the king, and my immediate and wider family, we have concluded the continued accusations about me distract from the work of His Majesty and the Royal Family. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Apparently he now goes by 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'
Notify me? Nah, I'm good thanks
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Notify me? Nah, I'm good thanks
The joy of seeing an act you loved and haven't heard of in a bit has got new music out, then checking the insta and seeing it full of mad conspiracy shite. 🫠
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The joy of seeing an act you loved and haven't heard of in a bit has got new music out, then checking the insta and seeing it full of mad conspiracy shite. 🫠
The DAILY vilification of refugees and false information of immigration on the Jeremy Vine show on 5 is absolutely vile. Such a clear agenda at play
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The DAILY vilification of refugees and false information of immigration on the Jeremy Vine show on 5 is absolutely vile. Such a clear agenda at play
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wednesday session : yeah, i know i will have mentioned this mixtape before.
the fact is, it's still insanely brilliant.
also, king cannibal/house of black lanterns/dylan, has recently indicated re his return to the world of music production.
bring on the chaos.
@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
the fact is, it's still insanely brilliant.
also, king cannibal/house of black lanterns/dylan, has recently indicated re his return to the world of music production.
bring on the chaos.
@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wednesday session : yeah, i know i will have mentioned this mixtape before.
the fact is, it's still insanely brilliant.
also, king cannibal/house of black lanterns/dylan, has recently indicated re his return to the world of music production.
bring on the chaos.
@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
the fact is, it's still insanely brilliant.
also, king cannibal/house of black lanterns/dylan, has recently indicated re his return to the world of music production.
bring on the chaos.
@ofblacklanterns.bsky.social
OH NO. Not my partner posting 'landlords are trash' under a story about finally getting her deposit back from TDS and some landlord trying to say that posting words like that are the same as people calling refugees p*dos. That has to be the worst take i've seen first hand in quite sometime.
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
OH NO. Not my partner posting 'landlords are trash' under a story about finally getting her deposit back from TDS and some landlord trying to say that posting words like that are the same as people calling refugees p*dos. That has to be the worst take i've seen first hand in quite sometime.
The Traitors-fication of every piece of TV music MUST BE STOPPED.
October 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Traitors-fication of every piece of TV music MUST BE STOPPED.
Full crew represent.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Full crew represent.
Celebrating another year of being substance free. Thank you to everyone who helped along the way and is there to help me continue ahead.
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Celebrating another year of being substance free. Thank you to everyone who helped along the way and is there to help me continue ahead.
Is there a study on how many times per week Ch5's Jeremy Vine Show discusses immigration and the HUGE amount of false information it delivers?
Who the fk is bankrolling this?
Who the fk is bankrolling this?
September 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Is there a study on how many times per week Ch5's Jeremy Vine Show discusses immigration and the HUGE amount of false information it delivers?
Who the fk is bankrolling this?
Who the fk is bankrolling this?