Robert Carpgill
@odomarius.bsky.social
"...a medieval Galician clergyman. His real existence was debated."
"I have no fear of anyone - I am dumb and wild and free."
"I have no fear of anyone - I am dumb and wild and free."
Had a dream they did a theatrical release of the cutscenes from GTA IV and before the screening everyone stood for the pledge of allegiance
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Had a dream they did a theatrical release of the cutscenes from GTA IV and before the screening everyone stood for the pledge of allegiance
eating candy out of this Mario Pez dispenser make s me feel like I am Dracula
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
eating candy out of this Mario Pez dispenser make s me feel like I am Dracula
I've started keeping track of the aspect ratios of the screens at my nearest theater and had a big plot twist today going to see Hamnet on Screen 3.
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I've started keeping track of the aspect ratios of the screens at my nearest theater and had a big plot twist today going to see Hamnet on Screen 3.
just heard that thing ding
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
just heard that thing ding
There will never be another show like Stranger Things.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There will never be another show like Stranger Things.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
Geoff Keighley should be banished to the island from Breath of the Wild. #thegameawards
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Geoff Keighley should be banished to the island from Breath of the Wild. #thegameawards
J.J. Abrams should be banished to the island from Lost. #thegameawards
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
J.J. Abrams should be banished to the island from Lost. #thegameawards
Getting banned from Letterboxd for replying to every negative review of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull with "eat shit and die"
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Getting banned from Letterboxd for replying to every negative review of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull with "eat shit and die"
me when I watch the pot and it doesn't boil:
😧
😧
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me when I watch the pot and it doesn't boil:
😧
😧
Had a dream where a terrible plague swept across the planet, transforming the human population into grotesque spider-monsters.
this one felt more sad than scary
this one felt more sad than scary
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Had a dream where a terrible plague swept across the planet, transforming the human population into grotesque spider-monsters.
this one felt more sad than scary
this one felt more sad than scary
these cabinet meetings are hopefully the closest thing we ever get to the human centipede in real life
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
these cabinet meetings are hopefully the closest thing we ever get to the human centipede in real life
WE HAVE BECOME VIOLENTLY ILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
WE HAVE BECOME VIOLENTLY ILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Anyone wanna be pen pals? I'm all out of pens and I need to borrow yours. Thanks!!!
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Anyone wanna be pen pals? I'm all out of pens and I need to borrow yours. Thanks!!!
in desperate need of a bucket of egg sandwiches
August 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
in desperate need of a bucket of egg sandwiches
Hey did you know Doom Eternal is on sale on the PlayStation Store? I do, cause the app keeps buzzing me about it. Even after I took it off my wishlist.
maybe it's an omen
?
maybe it's an omen
?
July 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey did you know Doom Eternal is on sale on the PlayStation Store? I do, cause the app keeps buzzing me about it. Even after I took it off my wishlist.
maybe it's an omen
?
maybe it's an omen
?
We are done finalizing the delivery route when I SAY we are done finalizing the delivery route, okay?
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We are done finalizing the delivery route when I SAY we are done finalizing the delivery route, okay?
Guys guys guys I just poured some M&Ms into my hand and it was exactly 4 and it matched the Super Famicom button colors in the exact arrangement you have to believe me I would never make something like this up please
July 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Guys guys guys I just poured some M&Ms into my hand and it was exactly 4 and it matched the Super Famicom button colors in the exact arrangement you have to believe me I would never make something like this up please
This guy is not keeping on. What a loser.
July 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This guy is not keeping on. What a loser.
Reposted by Robert Carpgill
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
@joshsteinnc.bsky.social you going to this?
![Poster for a music festival:
"EVIL WIZARD DISTRO PRESENTS
[Black and White, low-quality photograph of a burning Cyber truck in front of a Trump-branded building]
CUMSHOT WOUND (NASHVILLE FREAKPUNK)
FUPA GODDESS (NC GOREGRIND)
DISDAIN (COLUMBIA CRASHER CRUST)
ANATHEMA (GSO JAPANOISE FOLK)
N/A (WNC JAZZVIOLENCE)
ELEVENFLYINGPENGUINS (GSO GAMER NOISE)
PLUS TABLING FROM OAK AGAINST CIVILIZATION
1333 GROVE STREET
GREENSBORO NC
$10 | NOTAFLOF
DOOR: 6
NOISE: 6:30
JULY 25TH](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ntsfpeyfq6o76fsyfinfw6ra/bafkreierv7hbpab6rr5cixa5yiscy6zq7eltness4tckezs5e6inpc37ne@jpeg)
June 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@joshsteinnc.bsky.social you going to this?
It's Mario's world, and you're just karting in it.
June 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's Mario's world, and you're just karting in it.
Who needs a Good Book when you have a Switch 2
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who needs a Good Book when you have a Switch 2
I have seen the movie Tenet.
May 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have seen the movie Tenet.