Yesterday I went for a jog and then had a honeycrisp apple; I strongly recommend this as an experience. The apple variety need not be honeycrisp, but could be any of your choosing.

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.