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andré @oda.bsky.social · Aug 8
COMEÇOU, HEIN!

COMEÇOU DE NOVO!

Entre no @endcredits.site
borbs.net borbinho @borbs.net · Aug 8
O mundo acabando, um desempregado, outro exausto. E foi assim que eu e o @oda.bsky.social nos reunimos num projeto independente que não tem muitas pretensões -- se aliviar um pouco a nossa cabeça, já tá valendo. Conheçam, se inscrevam e assinem o @endcredits.site :)
endcredits.site/em-um-moment...
Em um momento muito estranho das nossas vidas, conheçam o endcredits.
Um novo projeto independente produzido por e para humanos acompanharem juntos os créditos finais do fim do mundo. E o que vier depois. ;)
endcredits.site
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parkermolloy.com
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
Photo of Daniel Grassl Photo of Daniel Grassl Photo of Daniel Grassl Photo of Daniel Grassl
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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vandohalen.bsky.social
Vasco x Volta Redonda pelo Cariocão no Sportv.
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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vandohalen.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
O mundo pode estar ficando pior, mas não dá pra negar que ficou mais engraçadinho
cursedpingu.bsky.social Former Pingu Child Actor (Communist) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 7h
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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dr-sexypants.bsky.social
Bem vindo à Wes Anderson
dangartland.bsky.social Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 12h
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
February 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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letterboxd.social
👀💕
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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aparecuda.bsky.social
o grande manipulador se ferrando e muito
prefeito metafórico de São Paulo Ricardo Nunes sorrindo com chapéu de cowboy branco e uma camisa branca. na imagem também esta escrito em preto "alberto cowboy"
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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giorgiabymoroder.bsky.social
cowboy se sacrificou pra salvar o capeta (que foi expulso logo em seguida), foi pro paredão, teve o voto anulado, foi pro monstro colocado pela propria filha em menos de 24h
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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dyonisian.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
oda.bsky.social
Oloco, a Gabi colocou o Cowboy no monstro #BBB26
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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cesarotti.bsky.social
Apenas uma manhã de sábado no Carnaval, esse povo ianque se espanta com qualquer coisa.
prdolan.bsky.social 🌒 West 🌒 @prdolan.bsky.social · 16h
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
Pic of woman with eye patch adn long red hair with headline: NY woman detained attempting to ride a horse through subway, dressed as a pirate and handing out gold chocolate coins.
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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cmopesil.bsky.social
papo de gringo doido ficar questionando nacionalidade alheia
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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bttlborn.bsky.social
"o capeta bateu no boneco" frases que não teriam o mesmo significado um mês atrás.
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
LEGO Star Wars - Grogu (Mandalorian Apprentice) up for preorder at LEGO Store ($129.99) buff.ly/PvfvDyw #ad
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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thespaceshipper.com
Happy anniversary to the time Prime recommended Passengers (2016) to me for Valentine's Day. It's been two years and I'm still laughing about it.

I couldn't stop laughing. This movie works as a horror story, not a (incredibly toxic) love story. 😅
Even Wiki calls it a "romance". 😂 It's a story of abuse that ends well for the abuser. In that, it's successful, like a horror film, but it's one of the filthiest romance I've ever seen. You really have to have a disgusting view of human relationships to call that a love story. The production design is neat, the sets are great, love the spaceship, the actors are great, just don't call it a love story, and above all, don't tell me it's a movie for Valentine's Day lol
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
oda.bsky.social
OPA!
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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corra.maremo.to
tá ficando cada dia mais insuportável assistir futebol sendo que a cada dois minutos o narrador tem de falar das odds de sair um gol de cu no jogo de Ferroviário e Xavantinho, que paga 7 vezes o valor, mas aposte com responsabilidade aponta a câmera pra tela e lê o QR CODE agora mesmo
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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jnascim.info
O hino do Brasil no meio da neve, em pleno Carnaval

É O BRASA 🇧🇷🥇🎉🤩
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
ainda podemos fazer O Sacrifício Final com Aquele jogador
yaneyao.bsky.social Yane @yaneyao.bsky.social · 17h
obrigada a quem sacrificou a seleção masculina de futebol pra toda a felicidade em outros esportes
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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netsuke.bsky.social
O cinema urge por um BRASIL ABAIXO DE ZERO agora
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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astordasilva.bsky.social
Vídeos semanais #bbb26
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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coxxa.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A GENTE É

OURO

NAS OLIMPIADAS DE INVERNO

NUM SABADO DE CARNAVAL

IMPOSSÍVEL SER MAIS BRASIL QUE ISSO
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM