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Maren
@octopiwallstreet.bsky.social
Y’allternative Queer
She/Her
Wife(monogamous) of @bingos-other-mom.bsky.social
Dad
Grumpy grandma energy
Cybersecurity nerd
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Happy “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I dressed as a girl for Halloween?” season, to those who celebrate!

We’ll see you in six months and check back in!
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love that I have the kind of vibe where service employees feel safe bitching about other customers to me.
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AI is making ads unintentionally weird. The implication this ad makes is that this muppet is addicted to tickling his Elmo. I guess the existential question is: Is this muppet addicted to masturbating or is the puppet master addicted to jerking off muppets? #ai #aiartisnotart #hornymuppets
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I always think it’s hilarious how my in-laws would warn my wife, “No man’s going to want you if you keep acting like that” and then I just stroll into her life like Eowyn like “I am no man.”

#marriage #wlw #lgbtq
August 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My personal flex is I have the same hairline as Kim Davis but I don’t make it anyone else’s problem. #obergefell #kimdavis #scotus
August 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A millennial reboot of back to the future would never work because Marty would learn that he’s undoing his very existence and he would be like “hell yeah, peace at last.” #backtothefuture #darkhumor
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think it’s really funny how my cult would constantly talk about how mean butches are but in reality literally every interaction I’ve had with a butch, they have treated me with the gentleness you would expect for a baby bird who has fallen out of the nest. #lgbtq #cultsurvivor #wlw
June 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So it turns out maybe putting the guy who bankrupted a casino in charge because you want him to run the country like a business is a really fucking bad idea. #trumptariffs #liberationday #fdt
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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RT if you derive joy from that
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I feel bad for my dad because he follows me on TikTok and I am consistently reposting the most unhinged tiktoks about sexuality and his fatherly discomfort with his daughters being sexual beings is trans inclusive 😂
March 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Why are you sad today Maren?”

One of my favorite clothing brands put out a cute swimwear line and there’s no way in hell my downstairs equipment wouldn’t make an unwelcome appearance in it.
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My tiktok is blowing up in Canada right now for some reason so my comments are filled with Canadians complimenting my hair and begging me to leave America.
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
In my 31 years prior to my transition, I was never corrected online about anything to do with sci-fi. Now I get corrected on something I know I’m a generational outlier on knowledge of: X-files episodes. #misogyny #girlnerd
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Low key can’t wait for my kids to learn cuss words. The creativity they manage to unleash with just the words stupid, poop, and butt are remarkable. I can’t imagine what they are going to do with the full arsenal. #parenting
March 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Hi, are you working in the video game industry in a chiefly creative capacity (artist, writer, designer, etc)? Is your boss/company trying to foist AI on you against you or your team's wishes? If so I'd love to chat. lukeATaftermathDOTsite, or a DM here if you prefer, thanks!
March 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One thing they don’t warn you about transitioning is that being around babies on estrogen is insane.
March 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I will never understand shaming people for being hyper sexual(assuming everything is consensual/honest) or asexual. You should be the exact level of freak that you wish to be.
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I pulled Cyberpunk 2077 out of my backlog and I have one minor gripe: with the amount of depth you can have with character customization it’s absolutely nuts that you have to have a skinny character. I can make a trans character but I can’t make a plus sized character. #cyberpunk2077 #gaming
February 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just saw a Trump supporter say that the latter seasons of x-files was too political and I have to wonder if we watched the same series. Also the further we get along the better the episode “the lost art of forehead sweat” becomes #xfiles
February 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Now that Alabama says I’m legally a man I’m getting my tits out at the beach this whole fucking summer. #trans #Alabama
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nothing will ever be funnier than calling your cis partner a chaser when they compliment your body. #trans
February 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Are there people out there who actually like water chestnuts?
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Kinda weird they had a breast cancer awareness commercial made for the male gaze. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I blame Trump for the commercials sucking ass this year. #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just watched a tiktok where this woman was talking about how she uses Chat GPT as a therapist and I have so many concerns.
February 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM