Con P
@obiwanconobi.bsky.social
Software developer. Likes football, hates Burnley.
www.github.com/obiwanconobi
www.github.com/obiwanconobi
I'm sorry but you can't claim a one pot meal is quick and easy if you have to break out the blender
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm sorry but you can't claim a one pot meal is quick and easy if you have to break out the blender
I know she is never going to appeal to me, but I can't imagine how Kemi Badenoch can appeal to any voter
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know she is never going to appeal to me, but I can't imagine how Kemi Badenoch can appeal to any voter
Weird that Tidal has the ability to upload music right from their nav bar. Surely the average user is never going to do that?
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Weird that Tidal has the ability to upload music right from their nav bar. Surely the average user is never going to do that?
Film idea: lord of the rings but Deagol won the fight
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Film idea: lord of the rings but Deagol won the fight
I so hate that whenever I raise an issue with my council or MP they always respond with "before we can take a look can you provide us with your age, gender and ethnicity"
Like whyyyy???? How is that going to fix the football pitch that kids can't use anymore
Like whyyyy???? How is that going to fix the football pitch that kids can't use anymore
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I so hate that whenever I raise an issue with my council or MP they always respond with "before we can take a look can you provide us with your age, gender and ethnicity"
Like whyyyy???? How is that going to fix the football pitch that kids can't use anymore
Like whyyyy???? How is that going to fix the football pitch that kids can't use anymore
Feels like every few months a bunch of people who hate the concept of the BBC find something to complain about and the BBC bends over backwards to please them and rinse repeat
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Feels like every few months a bunch of people who hate the concept of the BBC find something to complain about and the BBC bends over backwards to please them and rinse repeat
White British people will cry about British culture dying because a brown person moved in down the road but not bat an eye lid at every cunt wearing cowboy boots and listening to country
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
White British people will cry about British culture dying because a brown person moved in down the road but not bat an eye lid at every cunt wearing cowboy boots and listening to country
Wonder how much money it's cost royal mail over the years for them to redeliver parcels multiple times because they insist on coming when I'm out with the dog. Twice this week already
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wonder how much money it's cost royal mail over the years for them to redeliver parcels multiple times because they insist on coming when I'm out with the dog. Twice this week already
Nice dog picture for you
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nice dog picture for you
If anyone here plays guitar you should get one of these, lots of fun for £50ish
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If anyone here plays guitar you should get one of these, lots of fun for £50ish
When fruit says "wash before use" no one is actually doing that right?
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
When fruit says "wash before use" no one is actually doing that right?
Bluesky and Reddit felt pretty normal to me, at least compared to twitter and Reddit but this week they've both gone absolutely fucking mental. The internet might just be cooked
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Bluesky and Reddit felt pretty normal to me, at least compared to twitter and Reddit but this week they've both gone absolutely fucking mental. The internet might just be cooked
Went to the doctor about something and she told me it's likely caused by "lifestyle choices" 😔
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Went to the doctor about something and she told me it's likely caused by "lifestyle choices" 😔
"punching a boxing bag might seem fun, but soon you'll be wanting to try it on humans"
October 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"punching a boxing bag might seem fun, but soon you'll be wanting to try it on humans"
Made some cannaoil with some avb and coconut oil and I can't decide whether the smell is lovely or disgusting
October 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Made some cannaoil with some avb and coconut oil and I can't decide whether the smell is lovely or disgusting
So if I start taking 4 paracetamol a day will I get super autism?
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
So if I start taking 4 paracetamol a day will I get super autism?
Mad how if you're from Lancashire on Facebook you can't say "I think £10 is too much for a jacket potato" without a thousand weirdos telling you you don't have to buy it
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Mad how if you're from Lancashire on Facebook you can't say "I think £10 is too much for a jacket potato" without a thousand weirdos telling you you don't have to buy it
PAC in normal clothes with short hair?? Wtf actually shocked
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
PAC in normal clothes with short hair?? Wtf actually shocked
MJF has lost 3 in a row, surely that's significant? #AEWALLOUT
September 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
MJF has lost 3 in a row, surely that's significant? #AEWALLOUT
I wonder how many punches to the face it would take to make smart glasses unfashionable
good video hands-on with meta's smart glasses. i've been skeptical on smart glasses for a while, but it looks like the hardware side of this is finally becoming feasible? plus, in a world where kids list "creator" as their dream job, POV video recording is v attractive youtu.be/5cVGKvl7Oek?...
Meta Ray-Ban Display hands-on: best smart glasses I’ve ever tried
YouTube video by The Verge
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I wonder how many punches to the face it would take to make smart glasses unfashionable
It's just a poor man's Fin Vs History
“15m downloads a month and more than half their audience is under 35.” Good read on the success of The Rest Is History pod. Strikes me that mainstream broadcasters dumbing down history to “OMG #iconic” spoon-fed shite left a huge gap that they’re filling
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘We’re insanely hubristic’: how The Rest Is History became the world’s biggest history podcast
Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook on storytelling, their strangest interactions with fans and bonding over The Lord of the Rings
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's just a poor man's Fin Vs History
Reposted by Con P
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.