I hereby revoke the scientific finding of gravity. Everyone can now fly.

It’s OK to feel overwhelmed. It’s OK to feel like you’re losing your mind. I’ve covered the news for a long time. What’s happening right now is without parallel, both in terms of craziness, cruelty and pure volume. It is, I believe, overwhelming by design. Breathe. Help where you can. Hold steady.

He’s either coughing up the demon spirit of Epstein or choking on his own spittle.

Soon 🙏🏼

Make no mistake, Trump's "Fuck you" was to all of us.

I'm beginning to think this Donald Trump fellow isn't a straight shooter.

FOX NEWS: So what would Trumpcare look like?

DR OZ: Well, it would look much like TrumpDoesNotCare.

AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear

Morelle: Here’s the problem whenever the president speaks—and I hate to make light of this because he’s the president—but it’s almost always just fantasy.

This week he’s suddenly a scientist, telling us what we should do for a fever if you’re a pregnant woman.

It’s an endless series of baloney.

Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?

Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?

In tomorrow’s column, I praise President Trump’s strong and sensible dismembering of the EPA and federal food regulations:

“Every morning I wake up, open the doors to my family tire-burning and tainted-meat-sales business and thank God for President Donald J. Trump.”

Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

All infrastructure will fail, in unimaginable ways, in the coming weeks and months. From schools to health care to yeah airports. These people couldn’t run a popsicle stand.

Best laugh of the week so far 😂😂

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