This mantra was never mine to begin with
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Seems like peoples just aren't vajazzling or dickorating anymore 😔
August 28, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Seems like peoples just aren't vajazzling or dickorating anymore 😔
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You must have known you were wrong
When your fingers were dipped inside me
Searching for honey
That would not come for you
When your fingers were dipped inside me
Searching for honey
That would not come for you
August 28, 2023 at 9:45 PM
You must have known you were wrong
When your fingers were dipped inside me
Searching for honey
That would not come for you
When your fingers were dipped inside me
Searching for honey
That would not come for you
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Oh really you think there's a God and they gave me one penis but gave snakes and lizards two? Grow up.
August 15, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Oh really you think there's a God and they gave me one penis but gave snakes and lizards two? Grow up.
You should get in touch with that old friend who you haven’t seen in eight years. It’ll be good for your soul and they might surprise gift you with a giant mason jar full of homegrown weed
August 15, 2023 at 12:36 AM
You should get in touch with that old friend who you haven’t seen in eight years. It’ll be good for your soul and they might surprise gift you with a giant mason jar full of homegrown weed
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they should remake Maximum Overdrive but this time there are also laptops chasing people like Pac Man
August 13, 2023 at 9:50 AM
they should remake Maximum Overdrive but this time there are also laptops chasing people like Pac Man
What I’ve learned today is that when a raccoon attacks your chickens and bites off one of their beaks. You hunt it in the rain with a shotgun. Because it will come back, for the rest of the chicken
August 13, 2023 at 3:38 AM
What I’ve learned today is that when a raccoon attacks your chickens and bites off one of their beaks. You hunt it in the rain with a shotgun. Because it will come back, for the rest of the chicken
They use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today
August 11, 2023 at 11:13 PM
They use coordinated attack patterns and they are out in force today
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seems we have something in common
July 29, 2023 at 10:27 PM
seems we have something in common
I will be your pet, your pet rock. I will lay perfectly still in a drawer or on the back of a high shelf and collect dust and be forgotten for years at a time
August 4, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I will be your pet, your pet rock. I will lay perfectly still in a drawer or on the back of a high shelf and collect dust and be forgotten for years at a time
Getting that rib removal surgery not so I can suck my own dick but just so I know I could if I ever really wanted to
August 2, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Getting that rib removal surgery not so I can suck my own dick but just so I know I could if I ever really wanted to
“Horrible things will happen and all you love will turn to ash” said the fortune that was stuffed behind the meat of this snail deep in the shell
August 1, 2023 at 4:17 AM
“Horrible things will happen and all you love will turn to ash” said the fortune that was stuffed behind the meat of this snail deep in the shell
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
*taps the skeet machine*
Is this thing on?
Is this thing on?
July 31, 2023 at 11:57 PM
*taps the skeet machine*
Is this thing on?
Is this thing on?