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Ashley, chaos bringer of humiliation & mockery
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panicked so hard, I became a different person
My back hurts. My feet hurt. But the food was amazing and the chive rolls were worth the effort.

Time for some gin and tonics
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Woke up to 50 texts in the family group chat.

I refuse to scroll up and read, so happy thanksgiving to me
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Half the chives I bought for the rolls I’m making are bad. Who doesn’t love having to go to the grocery store the night before thanksgiving??
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Walgreens is so annoying. They finally got my inhaler back in stock & filled the script at 7pm, the next night I start getting bombarded by texts asking if I’m going to pick it up and still want it.

Obviously yes, I need it to breathe. Leave me alone
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is so Detroit coded that it warms my homesick heart
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
tiny toof 😍
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Arias speech therapist has been out for 13 weeks because she got injured & had to have surgery.

Unfortunately, Aria has struggled with her being gone. We’ve seen major regressions in speech & behavior because she refused to work with someone new.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Alright friends I am taking book recommendations to add to my Christmas list.

Books I enjoy:
• murder mystery, historical ones especially
• fantasy
• fiction that will make me cry
• historical fiction
• manga/light novels that are josei or shojo

Things I don’t enjoy:
Shit written from a male POV
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Her best naps are always while I’m working out
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Friends, I’m sorry to inform you that I am not a leftist because I have glistening skin.
The US is becoming an authoritarian state and your concerned about the skincare routine of two podcasts hosts? This is not a commentary about you, but I do think some leftists take skincare too far. To be clear, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization, but not to the point of glistening.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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it's me. i'm the skincare leftist
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trying to get my kid to make a Christmas list in 2025 & all she wants are blind boxes. Which I know the grandparents will bitch about 🥴
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM