NuttySwiss
@nuttyswiss.bsky.social
Swiss/Canadian SRE & Gopher @Google. If you think I speak for anyone, you're the one that's nuts. He/Him.
https://tepid.org/toby
Oh, and f*ck cancer.
https://tepid.org/toby
Oh, and f*ck cancer.
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NuttySwiss
@nuttyswiss.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Fearful leader, boldly set direction into the unknown. Aggressively trailing behind cleaning up and turning down leftovers. Equal parts technical archeologist and bomb technician.
Wow. 😎
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wow. 😎
RIP Prince of Darkness.
July 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
RIP Prince of Darkness.
At Alice’s and they’re blasting the 80’s. Most awesome. 😎🎸
May 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
At Alice’s and they’re blasting the 80’s. Most awesome. 😎🎸
Norm! Fuck. Rest in peace. And someone pass him a beer, eh?
May 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Norm! Fuck. Rest in peace. And someone pass him a beer, eh?
Why does getting out of bed require a PhD in biomechanics?
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why does getting out of bed require a PhD in biomechanics?
Ever have a day where everything just seems about 300ms out of sync?
April 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ever have a day where everything just seems about 300ms out of sync?
It seems that one specific word is missing from pretty much all the folks covering news today. That word is “bullshit”.
It’s not lies and alternative facts. It’s not “has again said things that do not exist”, etc. The correct response is a simple loud and plain “bullshit”. Call them on it.
It’s not lies and alternative facts. It’s not “has again said things that do not exist”, etc. The correct response is a simple loud and plain “bullshit”. Call them on it.
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It seems that one specific word is missing from pretty much all the folks covering news today. That word is “bullshit”.
It’s not lies and alternative facts. It’s not “has again said things that do not exist”, etc. The correct response is a simple loud and plain “bullshit”. Call them on it.
It’s not lies and alternative facts. It’s not “has again said things that do not exist”, etc. The correct response is a simple loud and plain “bullshit”. Call them on it.
@h.olysh.it could a private encrypted “Yo” be built on top of @atproto.com?
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@h.olysh.it could a private encrypted “Yo” be built on top of @atproto.com?
Yes. Yes we will.
Yup. The US Digital Service was formed from Big Tech SREs. Top level SREs really are elite level problem solvers and trouble makers of the highest order.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yes. Yes we will.
Reposted by NuttySwiss
Yup. The US Digital Service was formed from Big Tech SREs. Top level SREs really are elite level problem solvers and trouble makers of the highest order.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
March 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yup. The US Digital Service was formed from Big Tech SREs. Top level SREs really are elite level problem solvers and trouble makers of the highest order.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
Many are trans, queer, or at the very least, care about LGBTQIA people, and will end you if you talk disrespectfully about them.
Ultramegahyper refreshing today. 😎🤷♂️
March 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ultramegahyper refreshing today. 😎🤷♂️
Egg Prices Compared: Canada vs. USA – Who’s Paying More?
YouTube video by Price Check Expert
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
February 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You know why Trumperdink wants Canada to be the 51st state? Because they would then get access to all the resources Canada has for free. Oil? Check. Uranium? Check. Metals? Check. Rare earth stuff? Check.
February 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You know why Trumperdink wants Canada to be the 51st state? Because they would then get access to all the resources Canada has for free. Oil? Check. Uranium? Check. Metals? Check. Rare earth stuff? Check.
Today is the first RAI ablation therapy scan. Another full body X-ray like scan without the X-ray producing element. Cause I’m hot (well, at least still lukewarm). 😎
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today is the first RAI ablation therapy scan. Another full body X-ray like scan without the X-ray producing element. Cause I’m hot (well, at least still lukewarm). 😎
Time for another retelling of an incident from a past long ago. The first incident I was involved with that involved mobile clients distributed globally around the world with an inadvertent global coordination causing a significant outage. "The Day Time Jumped".
tepid.org/blog/2025-01...
#SRE
tepid.org/blog/2025-01...
#SRE
When Time Jumped
tepid.org
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Time for another retelling of an incident from a past long ago. The first incident I was involved with that involved mobile clients distributed globally around the world with an inadvertent global coordination causing a significant outage. "The Day Time Jumped".
tepid.org/blog/2025-01...
#SRE
tepid.org/blog/2025-01...
#SRE
Waiting at UCSF nuclear imaging for the day to begin. Very quiet this early in the day. Geiger counter at the ready. 😎🤣
January 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Waiting at UCSF nuclear imaging for the day to begin. Very quiet this early in the day. Geiger counter at the ready. 😎🤣
@kenbauer.me nice to see you here! 😎
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@kenbauer.me nice to see you here! 😎
Reposted by NuttySwiss
If you are going to cross the US border, do so at a preclearance port or the land border. You can always withdraw your request for admission and still be on Canadian soil and subject to Canadian rather than US law.
I'm issuing a travel advisory for trans people living outside the United States, in particular trans Canadians, to avoid non-essential travel to the United States.
Read the advisory here: celeste.lgbt/en/2025/01/n...
Read the advisory here: celeste.lgbt/en/2025/01/n...
Trans people: Avoid non-essential travel to the United States • Celeste Trianon
A message to all trans people currently outside the U.S. (and in particular to trans Canadians): you should avoid non-essential travel there.
celeste.lgbt
January 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If you are going to cross the US border, do so at a preclearance port or the land border. You can always withdraw your request for admission and still be on Canadian soil and subject to Canadian rather than US law.