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Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Brawndo’s got what plants crave.
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one thing that comes across in these clips is that bondi is totally out of her depth. just an absolute lightweight. barely sentient.
holy shit -- Bondi's new tactic is refusing to answer Democratic questions, then using time during the next Republican questioner to smear the previous Democratic member and accuse them of being complicit in violence crimes
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
one thing that comes across in these clips is that bondi is totally out of her depth. just an absolute lightweight. barely sentient.
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“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
let’s goooooooo
USA! USA!
USA! USA!
Ashley Farquharson's bronze winning luge run, the second ever US medal in women's luge
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
let’s goooooooo
USA! USA!
USA! USA!
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
how are there still this many people who haven’t realized that ruining WaPo was the entire reason Bezos bought it?
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
how are there still this many people who haven’t realized that ruining WaPo was the entire reason Bezos bought it?
republicans have notably never said anything offensive about democrat presidents on the House floor right?
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
republicans have notably never said anything offensive about democrat presidents on the House floor right?
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NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
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"We left with all my children" implies there is an alternative, which is so horrifying I've never even considered it.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"We left with all my children" implies there is an alternative, which is so horrifying I've never even considered it.
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Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
4 STOCKS for Fears tonight 🥵🥵
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
4 STOCKS for Fears tonight 🥵🥵
i love Bryce, but a stepback 3 off a screen ain’t his shot
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i love Bryce, but a stepback 3 off a screen ain’t his shot
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
Fears with the steal. Herb with the absolute dime. Saddiq with the flush.
that’s good basketball
that’s good basketball
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Fears with the steal. Herb with the absolute dime. Saddiq with the flush.
that’s good basketball
that’s good basketball
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
everyone keeps playing trumps little games and are surprised when he rigs the rules in his favor
Breaking MS NOW:
Some of the Epstein docs the DOJ invited members of Congress to view are STILL redacted, despite promises otherwise.
Raskin says DOJ's reading room has just four computers. It would take seven years to get through the files in the current conditions established by the DOJ.
Some of the Epstein docs the DOJ invited members of Congress to view are STILL redacted, despite promises otherwise.
Raskin says DOJ's reading room has just four computers. It would take seven years to get through the files in the current conditions established by the DOJ.
Lawmakers say some Epstein files remain redacted despite DOJ's pledge
Reps. Jamie Raskin and Jared Moskowitz told reporters key documents retained redactions despite the DOJ's pledge that members of Congress could view the full files.
www.ms.now
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
everyone keeps playing trumps little games and are surprised when he rigs the rules in his favor
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Veto-proof majorities passed Medicaid expansion in the Mississippi Legislature in 2024.
But they gridlocked as the Senate demanded work requirements—which Senate leaders said they'd be able to get when Trump returned.
Now, they say Medicaid expansion is dead thanks to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
But they gridlocked as the Senate demanded work requirements—which Senate leaders said they'd be able to get when Trump returned.
Now, they say Medicaid expansion is dead thanks to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
Medicaid Expansion Dead in Mississippi Due to Trump Cuts, Top Republican Says
Mississippi won’t expand Medicaid this year because of federal Medicaid funding cuts under Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill.
www.mississippifreepress.org
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Veto-proof majorities passed Medicaid expansion in the Mississippi Legislature in 2024.
But they gridlocked as the Senate demanded work requirements—which Senate leaders said they'd be able to get when Trump returned.
Now, they say Medicaid expansion is dead thanks to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
But they gridlocked as the Senate demanded work requirements—which Senate leaders said they'd be able to get when Trump returned.
Now, they say Medicaid expansion is dead thanks to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill."
i’ve decided i’m inventing an app to block every couples account across all socials
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i’ve decided i’m inventing an app to block every couples account across all socials
a lot of midwestern white women learned they were into latino men tonight
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
a lot of midwestern white women learned they were into latino men tonight
my favorite Mardi Gras moment so far: this lady had about 40 different signs with all kinds of encouraging/funny messages for the bands, dance crew, floats etc
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
my favorite Mardi Gras moment so far: this lady had about 40 different signs with all kinds of encouraging/funny messages for the bands, dance crew, floats etc
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We already have a G-League team in New Orleans.
Here’s what we know about the situation as Kenner appears ready to pursue the Pelicans’ G-League affiliate.
Kenner City Council to vote on resolution backing move of Pelicans’ G-League team to city
Here’s what we know about the situation as Kenner appears ready to pursue the Pelicans’ G-League affiliate.
bit.ly
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
We already have a G-League team in New Orleans.
we are literally in the midst of an authoritarian takeover and many of the liberal talking heads are still out here like
“BLUE WAVE IS COMING 🌊 🌊🌊”
kill me now
“BLUE WAVE IS COMING 🌊 🌊🌊”
kill me now
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
we are literally in the midst of an authoritarian takeover and many of the liberal talking heads are still out here like
“BLUE WAVE IS COMING 🌊 🌊🌊”
kill me now
“BLUE WAVE IS COMING 🌊 🌊🌊”
kill me now