NutmegFPL
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NutmegFPL
@nutmegfpl.bsky.social
Yeah, I play FPL. Suck at it.

World's leading expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect though.
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Ursula K. Le Guin 📖
Doro Wat 🍗
Russian novels ☮️
Growing fruit 🍒
Texan singer songwriters 🎙️
Twilight Struggle 🎲
Deadwood 🍺
Espresso ☕
Hondarribia 🗺️
Pileated woodpeckers 🪺
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ait Nouri out, Burn in

Opting for a weird BB over the TC chip 🤷‍♂️
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Did not expect my highest scoring defender over the first 3 GWs to be this guy

2x CS, 2x max bonus
August 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Zero clones

Glfh everyone

#FPL
August 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Anyone got an FPL draft league they need another random person for?

I like draft, but the mates I mini-league with don't much care for it

#FPL
August 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by NutmegFPL
{THREAD} Introducing xDC (Expected DEFCON)

- Chance of a defender to get to 10 CBIT in #FPL - RT appreciated

All data from @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social

I will post a few plots with a brief description.

1. DC (DEFCON) points per 90 from 24-25 season vs Expected DEFCON points (2*xDC) per 90
July 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Horrific GW38 but okay season

See you in August
May 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Had a chance to slip into the Top 10K today, but...
May 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I finished OR 1.27 million last year

Never finished above 127k, this is my fourth year

This feels pretty good

Still would like top 10k, but 8 pts off and feels like it would take a lot of luck to squeak in
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can't remember the last time I saw Barnes pass to a teammate in the box

Have to admire his religious zeal for shooting even when surrounded by five defenders
May 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
My transfers this week:

Murphy ♻️ KDB
Mateta ♻️ Wissa

KDB and Wissa already blanked, Murphy with the early assist

I sense a Mateta hat trick
May 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm not saying Forest's woes are going to continue Monday, but...
May 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Not on X

Missed the leak

Didn't get KDB

But am so ecstatic not to be on X that it feels like I beat everyone in the game who is, so....
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May 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The magical strategy this week:

- Swerve Mbeumo and Wissa until next GW

- Mateta > Watkins

- Murphy 🧢

What could go wrong 💹

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12pts off Top 10k with 4 weeks left

All chips already spunked

Going to have to be a magician to crack the ceiling
May 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
12pts off Top 10k with 4 weeks left

All chips already spunked

Going to have to be a magician to crack the ceiling
May 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Have had better FPL game weeks
April 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Lost in the wailing over Saka's blank is the fact that Merino was crashing the center of the box all game long

Pretty happy to have him as a differential for the run in even if he too was subbed early
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April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gameweek is still young, but outcome-wise, feels like not doing Isak to Watkins this week might be my biggest mistake of the season

Didn't play a chip, knew I was probably looking at a red arrow without differentials hitting, Watkins seemed a good shout

Rolled instead, ignored my gut
April 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Have had worse bench boosts

Saka 1-pointer later and I'll finish on 15

Of course that's discounting Munoz' 0 and Gvard's 1 in my 'starting XI'...

And Merino isn't starting either....

...Hm. Maybe I haven't had worse bench boosts
April 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Scale of 1 to 10, how shit a bench boost squad is this for GW32?

Ten being maximum shit
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And still a gamblers chance of the lowest ever point total in PL history
Southampton become the earliest team in Premier League history to be relegated, with seven matches left to play. 📉
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Liverpool look like the whole squad can't be arsed now that Salah can't win the Ballon D'Or
April 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Only just realized Southampton need another point to avoid the lowest point tally in an EPL season

Two to avoid tying it

Historically bad
April 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sure, but the real question is why is the third piggy eating roast beef? What sick carnival sideshow have we stumbled into? Are we at Robert Pickton's house?

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Until I was in my thirties I thought the first little piggy was going to market to buy groceries.
March 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM