Nuke
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THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]
"No official motive of the three whales has ever been established"
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
"No official motive of the three whales has ever been established"
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
Man I thought way more people have been killed by captive orcas but it's only been 4. AND TILIKUM DID THREE OF THEM. LMFAO
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Man I thought way more people have been killed by captive orcas but it's only been 4. AND TILIKUM DID THREE OF THEM. LMFAO
Me: time to wind down before bed
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Me: time to wind down before bed
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
Last day of the month all my YouTube white boys uploaded their contractually obligated due to brand deal videos HELL YEAHHHH
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Last day of the month all my YouTube white boys uploaded their contractually obligated due to brand deal videos HELL YEAHHHH
Today at work I had been punched in for about 8 seconds before a customer I recognized called out to me and said OH! HER! ASK HER SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. THIS GUY GOT A BETTA FISH AND NEEDS SOME HELP. HE'S LUCKY YOU'RE HERE!
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Today at work I had been punched in for about 8 seconds before a customer I recognized called out to me and said OH! HER! ASK HER SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. THIS GUY GOT A BETTA FISH AND NEEDS SOME HELP. HE'S LUCKY YOU'RE HERE!
FUCKING LOLL????;&/$2&2!: I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
FUCKING LOLL????;&/$2&2!: I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS
No offense but what is going on in the world today. I had to run a few errands and everyone on the road seems to be driving home from their outpatient lobotomy appointment.
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
No offense but what is going on in the world today. I had to run a few errands and everyone on the road seems to be driving home from their outpatient lobotomy appointment.
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Enter now for your chance to win one of five $20 Nintendo eShop digital gift cards!
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January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
$20 Nintendo eShop credit giveaway!
♻️ reskeet and tag a friend 🤠
Enter here: www.dekudeals.com/giveaways/es...
Giveaways ends February 1. Terms and conditions apply. See link for details.
♻️ reskeet and tag a friend 🤠
Enter here: www.dekudeals.com/giveaways/es...
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Managed to get a level 3 item donut thing and got like 5 each of the fucking Charcadet armors what. What. How. WHAT
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Managed to get a level 3 item donut thing and got like 5 each of the fucking Charcadet armors what. What. How. WHAT
Having a corgi has seriously rotted my brain. I see another corgi somewhere and I'm like OH MY GOD CORG. I see a cartoon corgi on something and OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD. i see my own fucking dog and go AAAAAHHH THIS LIVES IN MY HOUSE
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Having a corgi has seriously rotted my brain. I see another corgi somewhere and I'm like OH MY GOD CORG. I see a cartoon corgi on something and OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD. i see my own fucking dog and go AAAAAHHH THIS LIVES IN MY HOUSE
Why is all analog horror just text to speech voice and animals with Long Mouths YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SCARING ME. CHILD'S PLAY. FOOLS.
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Why is all analog horror just text to speech voice and animals with Long Mouths YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SCARING ME. CHILD'S PLAY. FOOLS.
Twin Peaks should get a third song
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Twin Peaks should get a third song
Dale Cooper is a dog who became a human and is permanently excited to eat different kinds of pie while sniffing trees
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Dale Cooper is a dog who became a human and is permanently excited to eat different kinds of pie while sniffing trees
The ads I get on paramount+ while watching twin peaks are very funny. It's either TRUCKS!!!! or "here's how to quit vaping"
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The ads I get on paramount+ while watching twin peaks are very funny. It's either TRUCKS!!!! or "here's how to quit vaping"
Moved the dog bed and they both seem to prefer it there lmao. I'm thinking about how when I first got Fina and I was watching a show, and she RAN from the room when a man with a deep voice spoke :( she doesn't pay attention anymore!
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Moved the dog bed and they both seem to prefer it there lmao. I'm thinking about how when I first got Fina and I was watching a show, and she RAN from the room when a man with a deep voice spoke :( she doesn't pay attention anymore!
Special agent Dale cooper: I am eating pancakes :)
Me: if I don't make pancakes right now I will fucking die
Me: if I don't make pancakes right now I will fucking die
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Special agent Dale cooper: I am eating pancakes :)
Me: if I don't make pancakes right now I will fucking die
Me: if I don't make pancakes right now I will fucking die
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Our heat system broke last night 😵💫 we're okay/should have a new system set up in a couple days, but if you've ever wanted a commission, everything helps ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Our heat system broke last night 😵💫 we're okay/should have a new system set up in a couple days, but if you've ever wanted a commission, everything helps ❤️
So I've been thinking I've been having a heart attack since Monday and it turns out I just hadn't drank soda in a while bc I was sick and I'm drinking soda again and it's slightly bothering my stomach.
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
So I've been thinking I've been having a heart attack since Monday and it turns out I just hadn't drank soda in a while bc I was sick and I'm drinking soda again and it's slightly bothering my stomach.
My house is full of mutiny tonight
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My house is full of mutiny tonight
Two separate cats have jumped on and attempted to jump on my actively hot fucking griddle because food is cooking on it. These cats would legitimately kill themselves if I didn't scream at them like a monster
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Two separate cats have jumped on and attempted to jump on my actively hot fucking griddle because food is cooking on it. These cats would legitimately kill themselves if I didn't scream at them like a monster
Being sick and then the storm made me get SO behind on cleaning but I just got 2 rooms done on my lunch break 💪 2 to go for today's plans!
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Being sick and then the storm made me get SO behind on cleaning but I just got 2 rooms done on my lunch break 💪 2 to go for today's plans!
I've been dreaming of mediocre tacos for lunch since last night and now I have them and I'm thrilled. Hell yes delicious lunch
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I've been dreaming of mediocre tacos for lunch since last night and now I have them and I'm thrilled. Hell yes delicious lunch
It's kinda funny that people associate water with calm because of like, little streams. Like bro have you met the ocean
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It's kinda funny that people associate water with calm because of like, little streams. Like bro have you met the ocean