Nuke
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THIS IS NOW AN ARTHUR C. EOS APPRECIATION ZONE (as my entire life has been since the year 2009). I am over 30 years old no kids allowed go away. I literally never stop talking.[she/her]
Had a very funny dream where I was hanging out with the cast of cyborg 009 except there were more of them. And I was like who are these people. And then I forgot Albert's cyborg number. Despite him being my favorite (the implication being that I use his real name more). And he just glared at me
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Had a very funny dream where I was hanging out with the cast of cyborg 009 except there were more of them. And I was like who are these people. And then I forgot Albert's cyborg number. Despite him being my favorite (the implication being that I use his real name more). And he just glared at me
Despite it being MONDAY i am motivated to get stuff done today 😤 there's always so much to do but it keeps me busy lol
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Despite it being MONDAY i am motivated to get stuff done today 😤 there's always so much to do but it keeps me busy lol
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March 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Anyways yesterday at work a woman gave me what I felt was a ridiculous amount of repeated praise for my "friendliness" when I was acting, in my opinion, extremely normally. Then later a lady asked how to sign up for the rewards and it took 10 seconds and she was blown away by my "helpfulness".
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Anyways yesterday at work a woman gave me what I felt was a ridiculous amount of repeated praise for my "friendliness" when I was acting, in my opinion, extremely normally. Then later a lady asked how to sign up for the rewards and it took 10 seconds and she was blown away by my "helpfulness".
Twitter people are reaching peak "get a life" bc now the new thing is talking about how smart and educated and classy you are because you didn't play Cards Against Humanity in the day, for it is a crass fool's game for simpletons, unlike these people, the classiest intellectuals
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Twitter people are reaching peak "get a life" bc now the new thing is talking about how smart and educated and classy you are because you didn't play Cards Against Humanity in the day, for it is a crass fool's game for simpletons, unlike these people, the classiest intellectuals
I removed federal holidays from my phone calendar but I left Jet Link's fucking birthday lol
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I removed federal holidays from my phone calendar but I left Jet Link's fucking birthday lol
When I watched the twin peaks pilot I was like "that lady should fucking kill her husband" and my sister was like "spoilers, SHE DOES" and guess what just happened. Hell yeah girl fucking kill his ass
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
When I watched the twin peaks pilot I was like "that lady should fucking kill her husband" and my sister was like "spoilers, SHE DOES" and guess what just happened. Hell yeah girl fucking kill his ass
I barely ever get room for my sore tired legs but as long as sausage boy is comfortable 💀
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I barely ever get room for my sore tired legs but as long as sausage boy is comfortable 💀
Tried making a grilled cheese with mayonnaise instead of butter! Interesting flavor profile
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Tried making a grilled cheese with mayonnaise instead of butter! Interesting flavor profile
If anyone wants to see my attempt last night to look for that girls at a party meme image
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
If anyone wants to see my attempt last night to look for that girls at a party meme image
This looks like shit from a butt because Darkrai is shit from a butt and I hate it and it's stupid and it's in my bottom 3 least favorite pokemon bc I think its ass is ugly and it sucks
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This looks like shit from a butt because Darkrai is shit from a butt and I hate it and it's stupid and it's in my bottom 3 least favorite pokemon bc I think its ass is ugly and it sucks
Anyways funniest customers on earth award goes to the 2 grandmas this morning who made a comment about wanting single dollar bills because they went to a male strip club the other night and had a great time LOLLLLL
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Anyways funniest customers on earth award goes to the 2 grandmas this morning who made a comment about wanting single dollar bills because they went to a male strip club the other night and had a great time LOLLLLL
Sorry I'm just a nonstop hater lately but why was everyone acting like Mega Darkrai was even slightly scary but it just looked like a somehow less fucking scary Kirby boss
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Sorry I'm just a nonstop hater lately but why was everyone acting like Mega Darkrai was even slightly scary but it just looked like a somehow less fucking scary Kirby boss
"No official motive of the three whales has ever been established"
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
"No official motive of the three whales has ever been established"
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
This is the funniest sentence on earth im sorry
We can't figure out a murder motive for the apex predators we imprisoned and tortured. It's a mystery.
Man I thought way more people have been killed by captive orcas but it's only been 4. AND TILIKUM DID THREE OF THEM. LMFAO
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Man I thought way more people have been killed by captive orcas but it's only been 4. AND TILIKUM DID THREE OF THEM. LMFAO
Me: time to wind down before bed
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Me: time to wind down before bed
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
My brain: CREATE KYOGRE MYTHOLOGY
Last day of the month all my YouTube white boys uploaded their contractually obligated due to brand deal videos HELL YEAHHHH
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Last day of the month all my YouTube white boys uploaded their contractually obligated due to brand deal videos HELL YEAHHHH
Today at work I had been punched in for about 8 seconds before a customer I recognized called out to me and said OH! HER! ASK HER SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. THIS GUY GOT A BETTA FISH AND NEEDS SOME HELP. HE'S LUCKY YOU'RE HERE!
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Today at work I had been punched in for about 8 seconds before a customer I recognized called out to me and said OH! HER! ASK HER SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING. THIS GUY GOT A BETTA FISH AND NEEDS SOME HELP. HE'S LUCKY YOU'RE HERE!
FUCKING LOLL????;&/$2&2!: I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
FUCKING LOLL????;&/$2&2!: I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS
No offense but what is going on in the world today. I had to run a few errands and everyone on the road seems to be driving home from their outpatient lobotomy appointment.
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
No offense but what is going on in the world today. I had to run a few errands and everyone on the road seems to be driving home from their outpatient lobotomy appointment.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Managed to get a level 3 item donut thing and got like 5 each of the fucking Charcadet armors what. What. How. WHAT
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Managed to get a level 3 item donut thing and got like 5 each of the fucking Charcadet armors what. What. How. WHAT
Having a corgi has seriously rotted my brain. I see another corgi somewhere and I'm like OH MY GOD CORG. I see a cartoon corgi on something and OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD. i see my own fucking dog and go AAAAAHHH THIS LIVES IN MY HOUSE
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Having a corgi has seriously rotted my brain. I see another corgi somewhere and I'm like OH MY GOD CORG. I see a cartoon corgi on something and OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD. i see my own fucking dog and go AAAAAHHH THIS LIVES IN MY HOUSE
Why is all analog horror just text to speech voice and animals with Long Mouths YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SCARING ME. CHILD'S PLAY. FOOLS.
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Why is all analog horror just text to speech voice and animals with Long Mouths YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SCARING ME. CHILD'S PLAY. FOOLS.