"Oh, yeah. I'm sorry...I really don't know anything about that..."
"They don't call you and tell you?"
".... THE GOVERNMENT?!"
"Well, yeah"
"Uhhh.... no, I can't say they do."
"Oh, yeah. I'm sorry...I really don't know anything about that..."
"They don't call you and tell you?"
".... THE GOVERNMENT?!"
"Well, yeah"
"Uhhh.... no, I can't say they do."
Me:
Me:
PLEASE do not bring your obviously sick self or children to large events..
PLEASE do not bring your obviously sick self or children to large events..
*Massages paw, whispers at wrist* "open the tunnels"
*massages.. Whispers*
"beep. Beep. Move."
*Massages paw, whispers at wrist* "open the tunnels"
*massages.. Whispers*
"beep. Beep. Move."
"Yeah it's super old, is from like the 90s!"
Me:
"Yeah it's super old, is from like the 90s!"
Me:
You are all of my 11:11, shooting star and birthday wishes - I never dreamed I could be loved the way you love me. I can't wait to be your wife. 🥰
You are all of my 11:11, shooting star and birthday wishes - I never dreamed I could be loved the way you love me. I can't wait to be your wife. 🥰
Me: *smells burning, tells boss*
Boss: *annoyed* yeah. They are testing the HVAC, it's fine.
Shit, next time I'll let it burn I guess.
Me: *smells burning, tells boss*
Boss: *annoyed* yeah. They are testing the HVAC, it's fine.
Shit, next time I'll let it burn I guess.
I cannot tell you how long I've wanted a creamy keyboard!!
I cannot tell you how long I've wanted a creamy keyboard!!
.... Now how in the world would I know you even called me in the first place if you didn't leave a message???
.... Now how in the world would I know you even called me in the first place if you didn't leave a message???
@powhatanfolf.bsky.social
@powhatanfolf.bsky.social
Gotta get used to the flavor but after a few bites? 🥰
Even better topped with sour cream and a side of sour dough bread.
(Shout-out to @powhatanfolf.bsky.social for trying it even though he HATES beets)
Gotta get used to the flavor but after a few bites? 🥰
Even better topped with sour cream and a side of sour dough bread.
(Shout-out to @powhatanfolf.bsky.social for trying it even though he HATES beets)