Jaded Eldritch Horror
@notyourmx.bsky.social
J or Jex Artifice. They/Them/Theirs. 30.
Kind-of a meme vault, kind-of a diary, and kind-of a mash up of all the tabs I never close.
This account is NSFW.
Minors DNI.
Kind-of a meme vault, kind-of a diary, and kind-of a mash up of all the tabs I never close.
This account is NSFW.
Minors DNI.
I can't even speak up to some of my loved ones to ask for support or say that I'm hurting because I've convinced myself that I'll be too much of a burden and that they'll resent me for even asking. I feel like they'd rather be anywhere else than dealing with me.
September 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I can't even speak up to some of my loved ones to ask for support or say that I'm hurting because I've convinced myself that I'll be too much of a burden and that they'll resent me for even asking. I feel like they'd rather be anywhere else than dealing with me.
Listening to the Spider-Man theme song on repeat to cope.
July 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Listening to the Spider-Man theme song on repeat to cope.
Adult life is just an endless cycle of laundry.
July 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Adult life is just an endless cycle of laundry.
The Ultimatum: Queer Love is so much funnier and lazier compared to the original. Like, we can't even give lesbians a queer host? I know if this way a reality show for gay men, there'd be a drag queen up there. 😂
July 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Ultimatum: Queer Love is so much funnier and lazier compared to the original. Like, we can't even give lesbians a queer host? I know if this way a reality show for gay men, there'd be a drag queen up there. 😂
Me trying to be normal and responsible around my crush.
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me trying to be normal and responsible around my crush.
I look like a bigger fag now than I did when I was in art school.
May 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I look like a bigger fag now than I did when I was in art school.
When you forget about your ramen and the noodles get soggy.
May 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When you forget about your ramen and the noodles get soggy.
Winning in love is having a partner that will go get you a snack whenever and wherever you want. 🖤
May 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Winning in love is having a partner that will go get you a snack whenever and wherever you want. 🖤
My coworker sent me a picture with his bare feet in it unprompted and I don't think I can ever look at him the same and I mean that in an extremely derogatory way.
April 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My coworker sent me a picture with his bare feet in it unprompted and I don't think I can ever look at him the same and I mean that in an extremely derogatory way.
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I see we’re at the “I must post sixteen caveats or risk either 13 leftists showing up to sneer ‘you’re just NOW realizing this’ or 29 blue hearts vomiting THIS ISN’T WHO WE ARE all over my post” part of the constitutional crisis.
Jesus, guys.
Jesus, guys.
April 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I see we’re at the “I must post sixteen caveats or risk either 13 leftists showing up to sneer ‘you’re just NOW realizing this’ or 29 blue hearts vomiting THIS ISN’T WHO WE ARE all over my post” part of the constitutional crisis.
Jesus, guys.
Jesus, guys.
My asshole after leaving the Chinese buffet tonight:
a woman is sitting at a table with her mouth open and says " i needed your prayers "
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her mouth open and says " i needed your prayers "
media.tenor.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My asshole after leaving the Chinese buffet tonight:
Some of the gays will be happy to know that I finally sat down to willingly listen to Chappell Roan's entire discography. I can say that I now understand and am an official fan.
March 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Some of the gays will be happy to know that I finally sat down to willingly listen to Chappell Roan's entire discography. I can say that I now understand and am an official fan.
My new tattoo artist complimented my muscular thighs, so I'll be riding that high for at least two weeks.
March 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My new tattoo artist complimented my muscular thighs, so I'll be riding that high for at least two weeks.
Exchanged shrooms for tech support, housework, and pretzel bread. The bartering system is alive and well.
March 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Exchanged shrooms for tech support, housework, and pretzel bread. The bartering system is alive and well.
I wanted this job so badly and I knew it was going to absolutely crush me if I didn't get it as soon as I was offered the first interview. It was a perfect role for me that played to all my strengths and experiences, and it would have had a life changing effect on my family. I'm devastated. 😣
January 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wanted this job so badly and I knew it was going to absolutely crush me if I didn't get it as soon as I was offered the first interview. It was a perfect role for me that played to all my strengths and experiences, and it would have had a life changing effect on my family. I'm devastated. 😣
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Two aliens pretending to be human
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Two aliens pretending to be human
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Idk how I want to use this account yet. I have ideas for projects, but I'm not really personal about certain things on public accounts anymore due to safety reasons, as well as to maintain my peace from the folks that left my life that are apparently still curious enough to try to watch me online.
January 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Idk how I want to use this account yet. I have ideas for projects, but I'm not really personal about certain things on public accounts anymore due to safety reasons, as well as to maintain my peace from the folks that left my life that are apparently still curious enough to try to watch me online.
Bruh, I just cannot get over my executive dysfunction when it comes to doing my homework. I am so behind. 😭
November 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Bruh, I just cannot get over my executive dysfunction when it comes to doing my homework. I am so behind. 😭
I applied to my first art show since 2018 and I already hate all of the submissions I entered. 😅 Of course I made better work AFTER I'd already submitted my application. 😮💨
November 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I applied to my first art show since 2018 and I already hate all of the submissions I entered. 😅 Of course I made better work AFTER I'd already submitted my application. 😮💨