I Am Not Even Human
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Politics and Satire. Satire and Politics. In trying times such as these, laughter is important to balance the daily drama. Follow us for a chuckle or two at the cost of those who would deport you for criticizing The Rapist King.
Did you know that Kash Patel is a complete moron? If not, then you may also be a complete moron. Also, release the Epstein files!!! #fuckpatel #fuckmaga #fucktrump
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Did you know that Kash Patel is a complete moron? If not, then you may also be a complete moron. Also, release the Epstein files!!! #fuckpatel #fuckmaga #fucktrump
Katie Johnson alleged that Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein sexually assaulted and raped her (when she was 13 years old) on multiple occasions during four parties held at Epstein’s residence. She said that Trump raped her violently, including instances where she screamed for him to stop.
August 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Katie Johnson alleged that Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein sexually assaulted and raped her (when she was 13 years old) on multiple occasions during four parties held at Epstein’s residence. She said that Trump raped her violently, including instances where she screamed for him to stop.
“If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value … And they say the noise causes cancer.” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty
August 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value … And they say the noise causes cancer.” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty
Florida homophobes in action. Making America "grate" again, one hateful ignorant action at a time.
Pride Event Sparks Subpoena from Florida AG — Guest List, Videos Demanded
Florida AG subpoenas LGBTQ Pride venue, demands guest lists, videos, and performer contracts. Full story on JRL CHARTS.
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July 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Florida homophobes in action. Making America "grate" again, one hateful ignorant action at a time.
Here comes the avalanche! #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty
Exclusive | Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Attorney General Pam Bondi told the president that the department also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victim...
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July 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here comes the avalanche! #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty
The man is everywhere!
July 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The man is everywhere!
Trump (a.k.a. the child fucker) says Coke will be made with real sugar because he told them to. #fuckcoke #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump
July 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Trump (a.k.a. the child fucker) says Coke will be made with real sugar because he told them to. #fuckcoke #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump
Nothing says "I raped children!" more than every single thing he's doing to try to make Epstein's list go away. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison
July 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Nothing says "I raped children!" more than every single thing he's doing to try to make Epstein's list go away. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison
“So… a six-year-old girl fleeing cartel violence, crossing the border with her grandmother… is a criminal?” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #WorstPresidentEver #TheBigLie
July 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“So… a six-year-old girl fleeing cartel violence, crossing the border with her grandmother… is a criminal?” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #WorstPresidentEver #TheBigLie
“We didn’t kill enough Indians.” - Ann Coulter #fuckanncoulter #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #OrangeIsTheNewOrange #LockHimUp #ByeDon #WorstPresidentEver
July 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“We didn’t kill enough Indians.” - Ann Coulter #fuckanncoulter #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #OrangeIsTheNewOrange #LockHimUp #ByeDon #WorstPresidentEver
He called a country "Mister." #fucktrump #fuckmaga
July 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He called a country "Mister." #fucktrump #fuckmaga
MAGA will say that Trump was never found guilty of rape. Trump was found liable for raping and defaming E. Jean Carroll. A jury of twelve found him liable for sexual assault. Trump a rapist. Pretending he isn't because he was not "convicted" is a distortion of facts. #fucktrump #fuckmaga
Judge Clarifies Verdict: Yes, Trump Was Found To Have Raped E. Jean Carroll
Jury Finds Donald Trump Liable for Sexually Abusing and Defaming E. Jean Carroll
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July 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
MAGA will say that Trump was never found guilty of rape. Trump was found liable for raping and defaming E. Jean Carroll. A jury of twelve found him liable for sexual assault. Trump a rapist. Pretending he isn't because he was not "convicted" is a distortion of facts. #fucktrump #fuckmaga
Charlie Kirk's main contribution to life is being a consistently useless douche who thrives on pointless factless baseless bullshit. #fuckmaga #fucktrump
July 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Charlie Kirk's main contribution to life is being a consistently useless douche who thrives on pointless factless baseless bullshit. #fuckmaga #fucktrump
April 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckHate #Resist
Proudly Protecting Our Borders, Preserving Our Future
In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens.
notevenhuman.com
April 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckHate #Resist
I have a dream... #fucktrump #fuckmaga
April 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I have a dream... #fucktrump #fuckmaga
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This will be the first Easter where eggs are more expensive than chocolate eggs.
March 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This will be the first Easter where eggs are more expensive than chocolate eggs.
Trump announced plans to rename America to "Dogeland," citing his deep admiration for man's best friend and a desire to "Make America Bark Again." #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckmusk
Trump Executive Order Renames America Dogeland
Trump announced plans to rename America to "Dogeland," citing his deep admiration for man's best friend and a desire to "Make America Bark Again."
notevenhuman.com
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trump announced plans to rename America to "Dogeland," citing his deep admiration for man's best friend and a desire to "Make America Bark Again." #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckmusk
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from today's post —
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z
January 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
from today's post —
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z
President Trump is seen here doing everything within his power to bring grocery prices down. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #resist
January 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
President Trump is seen here doing everything within his power to bring grocery prices down. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #resist
Weird about eggs. What with Biden being gone and stuff. Seems like maybe he didn't have anything to do with it. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckLiars #Resist
January 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Weird about eggs. What with Biden being gone and stuff. Seems like maybe he didn't have anything to do with it. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckLiars #Resist