Chase Lazration
@notepimethean.bsky.social
I'm Promethean, Not Epimethean
I'm not attracted to men, but it's such a non-issue that I'd fuck (or get fucked by) a dude if we were super chill and he asked nicely.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm not attracted to men, but it's such a non-issue that I'd fuck (or get fucked by) a dude if we were super chill and he asked nicely.
Who wants to come over for a hot dog date? (We eat hot dogs together)
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who wants to come over for a hot dog date? (We eat hot dogs together)
The weather is getting colder. It's finally Autism
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The weather is getting colder. It's finally Autism
I'm glad they fired me
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm glad they fired me
I need a thirty-something year old woman to hold me and tell me that I matter to her.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I need a thirty-something year old woman to hold me and tell me that I matter to her.
Fesshole is a fun account to look at, but it's so British that it physically hurts me.
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fesshole is a fun account to look at, but it's so British that it physically hurts me.
Watching The Boys again after the Gen V Season Finale
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Watching The Boys again after the Gen V Season Finale
Ruining my day on purpose by looking up videos of komodo dragons eating live prey whole
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ruining my day on purpose by looking up videos of komodo dragons eating live prey whole
Me in 3rd grade:
*can name every kid in my class and where they sit*
Me now:
*forgets the name of the one coworker I talk to every day*
*can name every kid in my class and where they sit*
Me now:
*forgets the name of the one coworker I talk to every day*
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me in 3rd grade:
*can name every kid in my class and where they sit*
Me now:
*forgets the name of the one coworker I talk to every day*
*can name every kid in my class and where they sit*
Me now:
*forgets the name of the one coworker I talk to every day*
The dumbest joke I have is when I download pics of my friend's cat and send them back to him like, "check out this cat I stole".
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The dumbest joke I have is when I download pics of my friend's cat and send them back to him like, "check out this cat I stole".
I should buy a sword
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I should buy a sword
D&D 2024 is just alienating their core audience (autistic people) by doing the thing autistic people hate (making changes)
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
D&D 2024 is just alienating their core audience (autistic people) by doing the thing autistic people hate (making changes)
I searched up YouTube videos of John Cena (Fred Movie) and now I'm getting wrestling videos in my recommendations. Disgusting.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I searched up YouTube videos of John Cena (Fred Movie) and now I'm getting wrestling videos in my recommendations. Disgusting.
Guys what's it called when your dreams cockblock you?
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Guys what's it called when your dreams cockblock you?
Call me a damsel in distress with the way I'm about to get a train run on me.
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Call me a damsel in distress with the way I'm about to get a train run on me.
Not to sound like a 14 year old horse girl, but elephants are unequivocally the best animal.
October 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not to sound like a 14 year old horse girl, but elephants are unequivocally the best animal.
They should add a character named Sapphire to RWBY so that I can finally have my OT3.
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They should add a character named Sapphire to RWBY so that I can finally have my OT3.
"Hey if we’re both single by the time we’re 30 we should kill ourselves together"
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Hey if we’re both single by the time we’re 30 we should kill ourselves together"
Things I won't judge you for:
-Race
-Sexuality
-Gender Identity
Things I will judge you for:
-Not liking broccoli
-Race
-Sexuality
-Gender Identity
Things I will judge you for:
-Not liking broccoli
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Things I won't judge you for:
-Race
-Sexuality
-Gender Identity
Things I will judge you for:
-Not liking broccoli
-Race
-Sexuality
-Gender Identity
Things I will judge you for:
-Not liking broccoli
Arby's is still bangin'. I don't care what anyone says.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Arby's is still bangin'. I don't care what anyone says.
Sometimes I stop and think "Damn, people really be out there having sex. Crazy."
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sometimes I stop and think "Damn, people really be out there having sex. Crazy."
Fuckass teammates wouldn't go in the damn zone so now I gotta play another match. Fuck this game
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fuckass teammates wouldn't go in the damn zone so now I gotta play another match. Fuck this game
Me: *has never once thought of getting Twitch Prime*
Twitch for some fucking reason:
Twitch for some fucking reason:
October 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me: *has never once thought of getting Twitch Prime*
Twitch for some fucking reason:
Twitch for some fucking reason:
Reposted by Chase Lazration
HEYYYY IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN
Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃
paypal.me/Daksart
venmo: DaksChaya
Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃
paypal.me/Daksart
venmo: DaksChaya
a cartoon character is holding a wallet and saying moth i 'm free free
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a wallet and saying moth i 'm free free
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
HEYYYY IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN
Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃
paypal.me/Daksart
venmo: DaksChaya
Good news! I got paid! Bad news: I'm still short on rent. 🙃
paypal.me/Daksart
venmo: DaksChaya