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Not A Lizard
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Only humans here I promise
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"It's always 'By Jove' and never 'Hi, Jove'" :c
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I love when Sword Saint Isshin starts to lose in a sword fight so he pulls out a spear and a Glock
March 9, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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drunk history darmok and jalad at tanagra
January 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Shit I did it backwards
December 26, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Also my RimWorld war crimes got really dark and made me irl sad so ig I'm being nice to my prisoners now
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 AM
More places should be open on Christmas, Jews need weed too ok
December 26, 2023 at 6:58 AM
Shooting my elephants is a great way to be forced to make big rocks into small rocks for the rest of your life (it will not be a long life)
December 20, 2023 at 6:34 PM
If i sound like a war criminal just assume I'm talking about RimWorld now
December 20, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Inspiring words from this NASA official
December 20, 2023 at 5:30 PM
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Please no donations over $500 for tax purposes.

This is the for the first friend I made when I moved to Seattle and he has never been anything but kind and generous to everyone he meets. He also has not had a day off in 2 months
hey gang, @ohaniceking.bsky.social is trying to raise money to send a good friend of ours back home to the UK. he hasn't seen his family for over five years and we want to do him this kindness. if you can, please venmo @acbarton2 so we can get him the money ($1500) before he can refuse it.
December 17, 2023 at 10:54 PM
I keep running out of food and I don't know why
(Please ignore the 12 elephants guarding my base thank you)
December 17, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Guy who thinks he can run an empire because he's got 1453 hours in crusader kings
guy who thinks he's an engineer because he's got 10000 hours in factorio
guy who considers himself a geopolitical expert because he has 500 hours in HoI
December 12, 2023 at 10:14 PM
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Bearshare wrapped 2005

You burned one song to CDs more often than any other song!

I Want Your Girlfriend (To Be My Girlfriend) by Reel Big Fish!

You were in the top 0.5% of listeners!
December 4, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Quasimorph is fun because you can struggle on 1 mission for hours and finally get a good run and grab the objective but I used dragon breath rounds on a zombie at point blank and the fire spread and I died instantly
December 3, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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December 3, 2023 at 1:47 AM
I love when war criminals die
November 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Oh so it's literally only me that's this underground cool cool cool
November 29, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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New Astarion romance dialogue just dropped
November 17, 2023 at 12:32 AM
New favorite strategy, just send a million annoying little laser drones at them while I charge with heavy armor and enough rockets to glass Arrakis
November 16, 2023 at 7:53 AM
GRAVERAISER
Hezekaust · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
November 12, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I'm getting really sick of these pirates and terrorists, you'd think they'd leave me alone after the last dozen war crimes
November 11, 2023 at 7:34 PM