Matthew Harrison
@nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social
Vegan. Amateur photographer. Slightly sarcastic.
You might remember me from that thing I wasn't in because I'm not famous.
You might remember me from that thing I wasn't in because I'm not famous.
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I love all types of #photography. I'm also a huge nerd. Recently, I've taken various action figures I own & tried to do photoshoots w/ them. I was inspired by a vid yrs ago I had seen on FB.
I try to put them in settings that fit their vibe. Not always easy but it's fun! Also, it's good practice.
I try to put them in settings that fit their vibe. Not always easy but it's fun! Also, it's good practice.
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The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild.
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August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild.
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...
I don't watch nor care about football. That being said - go Seahawks!
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I don't watch nor care about football. That being said - go Seahawks!
(I always feel the need to start every post now with: I know the world sucks but...)
Catching up on old episodes of #ConanObrienNeedsAFriend have been the balm to a stressful week.
Catching up on old episodes of #ConanObrienNeedsAFriend have been the balm to a stressful week.
January 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
(I always feel the need to start every post now with: I know the world sucks but...)
Catching up on old episodes of #ConanObrienNeedsAFriend have been the balm to a stressful week.
Catching up on old episodes of #ConanObrienNeedsAFriend have been the balm to a stressful week.
Funny Trump always belittles Chicago for its crime when it's clear he's running the country like a 1920's Chicago mob boss.
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Funny Trump always belittles Chicago for its crime when it's clear he's running the country like a 1920's Chicago mob boss.
Lmao. I couldn't use my free bday coupon @ a theater chain to see #Anaconda bc it hasn't been out for 2 weeks.
Sorry I couldn't adjust my birth for ya. 😅🤷
Sorry I couldn't adjust my birth for ya. 😅🤷
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Lmao. I couldn't use my free bday coupon @ a theater chain to see #Anaconda bc it hasn't been out for 2 weeks.
Sorry I couldn't adjust my birth for ya. 😅🤷
Sorry I couldn't adjust my birth for ya. 😅🤷
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What's Trump's favorite movie? Why it's...
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What's Trump's favorite movie? Why it's...
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speaking ill of the dead is cool and good when they’re an evil fascist, I just don’t want any of you sweet angels to get a door knock
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
speaking ill of the dead is cool and good when they’re an evil fascist, I just don’t want any of you sweet angels to get a door knock
I just started reading this today & it's a fun read so far.
The How to Summon a Fairy Godmother ebook is on sale for only $.99!!! If you were waiting to purchase, now is a great time!
May 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I just started reading this today & it's a fun read so far.
The new Pope coming from Chicago means that Chicago deep dish pizza is finally recognized as the one true pizza. 🙌
May 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The new Pope coming from Chicago means that Chicago deep dish pizza is finally recognized as the one true pizza. 🙌
I accidentally left the media volume up on my phone so when I completed the NYT crossword mini, I was not expecting the loud ass jingle to blare in my pitchblack bathroom at one a.m.
May 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I accidentally left the media volume up on my phone so when I completed the NYT crossword mini, I was not expecting the loud ass jingle to blare in my pitchblack bathroom at one a.m.
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Me, having forgotten:
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me, having forgotten:
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pope francis after meeting jd vance
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
pope francis after meeting jd vance
With all these action star franchises from the '80s & '90s getting modern sequels, I wonder when we're finally going to get another Ace Ventura movie. You can even call it 'Ace Ventura: Back In The Saddle'. IT'S RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE.
April 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
With all these action star franchises from the '80s & '90s getting modern sequels, I wonder when we're finally going to get another Ace Ventura movie. You can even call it 'Ace Ventura: Back In The Saddle'. IT'S RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE.
Aaron Rodgers looking like Sam Beckett just after he leaps into a new body.
April 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Aaron Rodgers looking like Sam Beckett just after he leaps into a new body.
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“Home-growns”mean any of us. And with no guarantee of due process and administrative incompetence, this could be life sentences in El Salvador for any of us.
Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."
April 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Home-growns”mean any of us. And with no guarantee of due process and administrative incompetence, this could be life sentences in El Salvador for any of us.
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Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."
April 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."
Ah, yes, the good old rage I've missed from scrolling the news. 😤
April 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ah, yes, the good old rage I've missed from scrolling the news. 😤
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Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
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“We always have to obey the laws,” Trump says in a press conference with a foreign dictator about using their concentration camps in defiance of our courts
Trump says he'd like to deport US citizens to El Salvador: "I'd like to go a step further. I don't know what the laws are, we always have to obey the laws, but we also have homegrown criminals that push people into subways... I'd like to include them in the group of people to get out of the country"
April 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“We always have to obey the laws,” Trump says in a press conference with a foreign dictator about using their concentration camps in defiance of our courts
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one of the more blatant, in your face fascistic moments trumps 2nd term has had yet, and that’s saying something. they are telling us they love that they are openly doing crimes against humanity. if the world doesn’t prosecute every single person involved in this, it will be a failure of humanity
COLLINS: Can President Bukele weigh in on this? Do you plan to return Garcia?
BUKELE: How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous
TRUMP: These are sick people
BUKELE: How can I smuggle a terrorist into the United States? Of course I'm not going to do it. The question is preposterous
TRUMP: These are sick people
April 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one of the more blatant, in your face fascistic moments trumps 2nd term has had yet, and that’s saying something. they are telling us they love that they are openly doing crimes against humanity. if the world doesn’t prosecute every single person involved in this, it will be a failure of humanity
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"They were careless people...they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together"
timely.
timely.
The Great Gatsby was published 100 years ago today.
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
🧠🗃️ #BookSky
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
🧠🗃️ #BookSky
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"They were careless people...they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together"
timely.
timely.