Nazi free zone
normalton.bsky.social
Nazi free zone
@normalton.bsky.social
Gay, liberal AF, foodie, I like my men like I like my music: hard and exploding in my ear
I disabled replies for anyone not following me because the stupid was too much for me to handle
My company had a meeting with Kaiser reps. They told us our insurance was only going up 1.6% to our great relief. The next day, we got an email from Kaiser saying they "misspoke."

My insurance went up $34.67/ month. About 30%

Kaiser and trump can both eat the corn out of my ass.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
To the dumbass GOP rep that responded to a question about Trump's post to execute democrats with "isn't that the punishment for sedition?"

Does that mean you support the execution of trump for his sedition on January 6th when he LITERALLY sent a mob to the Capitol to overthrow the government?
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Let's make sure we're all on the same page:

The Epstein files are on Bondi's desk
But
There are no files

There's nothing to investigate
But
They're investigating because of "information"

The files were created by democrats to slander Trump
But
Only democrats are named in the files
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Imagine a world where you can commit blatant treason, face zero consequences for it, and then get paid millions of dollars for the injustice of almost facing justice.

Just kidding. You don't have to imagine it. It's America in 2025.

Crime doesn't pay. Unless it's in service of Dear Leader.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you still think Epstein offed himself, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm a Nigerian prince and I need to flee my country. With a small 20,000 US dollars investment from you, I can gain access to my billions, and I will happily give you 100 million US dollars in return.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I've seen a pattern in te SCOTUS decisions. Bouncing the Kim Davis case is designed to generate good will to offset their next decision to rule in favor of trump on his tariffs. Then wait for a better organized suit from a Christian nationalist group to overturn Obergefel.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm glad I'm not a federal worker. Imagine not getting paid in over a month only to find out it was for absolutely fucking nothing. All that pain just to end up exactly where it started.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I'm sorry, im a little confused: Did we take in "trillions" of new revenue or are we "too broke" to fund SNAP?
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The only way to commit assault with a Subway sandwich is to feed it to someone.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Dear AI programmers:

Fuck you.
Fuck you with a chainsaw.

My only desire is that Dick Cheney and Charlie Kirk are subjected to this layer of hell for the rest of eternity.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Am I being pranked right now?

The idea of doggy earmuffs was bad enough, but to make it look like they're wearing Madonna circa 1987 bras on their heads? Are they cosplaying Weird Science?

Most of the dogs in this picture look like they want to end it all. And i don't blame them.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Long John Silver: our fish is so bad, we do chicken now.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Im still so confused why he didn't win the Nobel peace prize" said no one with a shred of common sense ever.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Porkchop omelet. A lesson in why you should buy your nonstick pans from a restraint supply store instead of a home goods store.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@mattdinniman.bsky.social it's kinda messed up that i couldn't search you by name here until I found the DCC fan page and it told me to search "dungeon crawler matt" only to find you used your full name, so a name search should have worked.

Also, great fucking books! I'm about to finish book 4.
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dear Japan,
Im so sorry you have to deal with that stupid orange fuck, but could I ask a favor? Please give him a detailed, in-person tour of Fukashima for several hours.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Jesus fucking christ! Gun manufacturers can now advertise their assault rifles on TV?!?
When the fuck did that happen?!?
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Don't call us nazis!" They cry constantly. Then they proudly declare they're nazis. Then they cry again when we call them nazis. I suspect they think only they can use that word. Like, they can say it with a soft 'i', but we can't say it with a hard 'i'.
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
JD: "don't call us nazis!"

Also JD: "You think loving Hitler and gas chambers is bad, it ain't shit compared to what we talk about in the oval office!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think the "this administration is losing control" theory of the Pentagon press walkout is incorrect. I think they wanted this to happen because now the Pentagon has zero reporters asking them about their illegal murder campaign against Argentinian fishermen.
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trump murdered more people for dating to be in a boat again. It's happened so often the media is covering it like the majority of mass shootings.

"Trump blew up another boat today. Here's Tom with the weather."
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Portland had rare and beautiful thunderstorms last night. Or, as Noem would call it: ANTIFA sorcery
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You gotta love all the people hating on Biden for not doing exactly what they hate Trump for doing. The DoJ, AG, and special councils deserve the scorn. The guy following the constitution and not interfering in the justice process is not to blame.
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What if, and hear me out here, the step by step rollout of the P2025 fascist manifesto is not to distract from the Epstein files, but the Epstein files are actually the distraction from the step by step rollout of the P2025 fascist manifesto?
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM