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What we just saw was Bad Bunny celebrating Puerto Rican culture. From jibaros cutting cane sugar, to Puerto Rican boxers fighting Mexican boxers, to a "party de marquesina", to electricity posts exploding due to negligence. This was a 15-minute journey through the last 100 years in Puerto Rico.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Are we really polluting our waters for this shit? Goddamnit!!
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

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The New Fabio Is Claude
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February 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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All the controversy and sensationalism surrounding Sidney Sweeney was better than this messy junk. #filmsky
A ★★ review of The Housemaid (2025)
This is not the kind of pulpy trash I like. At least the timing of the needle drops were hilarious.
letterboxd.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This is what community looks like. #minneapolis
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Maybe Tulsi Gabbard said yes to the President's request to investigate the voting polls in Puerto Rico just to have vacations on the island 🏝. She can't be that dumb.
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Joseph Goebbels knew that good entertainment was more effective than propaganda. Luckily, Melania isn't any good.
Melania is a case study in how not to sell a fascist regime
Melania is a case study in how not to sell a fascist regime
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February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
And many of them are complaining they're not getting paid on Reddit.
If ICE guys are miserable, they can quit today and testify against their bosses tomorrow.
"ICE guys are pretty miserable. I don’t think morale is particularly high for them. They’re freezing, they’re getting shouted at. They can’t go anywhere without being tailed by 5 cars. They get out and immediately there's a crowd of 100 people shouting at them, blowing whistles as loud as they can."
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.

Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It's gonna be so funny if we win the Nobel Prize. The orange baby is gonna be fuming!
Oh, this is real.

I thought this was people, like, just saying.
The Nation has nominated the people of Minneapolis for a Nobel Peace Price. Help out below:
https://bit.ly/4q9datK
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It is Black History Month, and this is my Letterboxd of recommendations for watching. These are films to be inspired by, to learn from, and to encourage us to fight for our rights in these difficult times we're living in. #filmsky #blacksky

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Films to Watch on Black History Month
A list of 52 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Do the Right Thing (1989), Moonlight (2016), Paris Is Burning (1990), Malcolm X (1992) and Nickel Boys (2024).
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February 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
MAGA: We're not a cult.

Also MAGA:
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Shout out to Holiday Inn in Burnsville, MN for sharing their employees' information with ICE. Please share and make sure they are clearly identified.
Eunice Alfaro (@pinklegend13) on Threads
Warning: Holiday Inn in Burnsville MN has given all of their employees information to ICE agents. If you know someone who works there who is at risk please pass this on.
www.threads.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Loud and clear in Minneapolis
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Today at Lake MakaSka, #Minneapolis. The inbound flight approach to MSP Airport includes the southern end of the lake. So flights coming in at dusk would have a clear view.
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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I don't care about this documentary. Release 100% of the Epstein files. #filmsky
A ½ review of Melania (2026)
Fuck Donald Trump. No, we all know she doesn't fuck that tiny orange weener. I mean, FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!!
boxd.it
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I wasn't ready for sad news today. RIP Catherine O'Hara
what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
boxd.it/cST2Hj Hamnet is devastating and masterful. #filmsky
A ★★★★½ review of Hamnet (2025)
I spent the entire film wondering what Shakespeare would've done in today's day and age just to hold my tears.
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January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM