The Real Jim Shady
@noontangclan.bsky.social
If you want beef then bring the ruckus
@noontangclan ain’t nuthin to fuck wid
👐🏽 #MUFC 🇾🇪
@noontangclan ain’t nuthin to fuck wid
👐🏽 #MUFC 🇾🇪
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Putting Bluesky (a.k.a Twitter-lite) to the test…
I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out
Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
December 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out
Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
It’s goodnight from us 😴
December 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It’s goodnight from us 😴
Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄
Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter.
Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).
Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).
Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
December 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter.
Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).
Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).
Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
God jul Marit! Hope Father Christmas brought you some nice presents 🎅🏼🎄
December 24, 2024 at 5:28 PM
God jul Marit! Hope Father Christmas brought you some nice presents 🎅🏼🎄
I’m the best chef on this app
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I’m the best chef on this app
Happy Christmas Marit!
December 23, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Happy Christmas Marit!
Of course the baby had to get closer…
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Of course the baby had to get closer…
They are mate. I’m lucky really
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
They are mate. I’m lucky really
“Push me away from the bath, pull the treats out of the cupboard” 😂
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
“Push me away from the bath, pull the treats out of the cupboard” 😂
Last bath of the year done;
And oh! They did rejoice.
And oh! They did rejoice.
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Last bath of the year done;
And oh! They did rejoice.
And oh! They did rejoice.
A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days.
Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
December 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days.
Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
🥰 appreciate you
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
🥰 appreciate you
I’ve already done the face reveal on Twitter Marit! Everyone deserves to see this angel 😎
December 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I’ve already done the face reveal on Twitter Marit! Everyone deserves to see this angel 😎
This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶
Reposted by The Real Jim Shady
December 17, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me
(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me
(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
Daddy responsibilities.
Tonight’s job: be cushion.
Tonight’s job: be cushion.
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Daddy responsibilities.
Tonight’s job: be cushion.
Tonight’s job: be cushion.
Had to clarify before some weirdo starts saying I shagged microwaves 🙄😂
December 9, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Had to clarify before some weirdo starts saying I shagged microwaves 🙄😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
For clarify: I meant using the microwave in its intended format, pushing buttons with a lil bleep bleep, and heating food.
I wasn’t Kevin Lyttle turning the microwave on
I wasn’t Kevin Lyttle turning the microwave on
December 7, 2024 at 5:45 AM
For clarify: I meant using the microwave in its intended format, pushing buttons with a lil bleep bleep, and heating food.
I wasn’t Kevin Lyttle turning the microwave on
I wasn’t Kevin Lyttle turning the microwave on
Babies are funny and weird. I remember my little sisters would scream laughing at me turning the microwave on
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Babies are funny and weird. I remember my little sisters would scream laughing at me turning the microwave on
Hehehehe
a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .
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December 4, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Hehehehe