Spicy Noodles
@noodlesspicy.bsky.social
27 He/Him Chonk-type Artist and Reblogger
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In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
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I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
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A reminder that The Escapist that people remembered does not exist anymore. Almost all the core staff packed up and left. Most reformed as Second Wind, which is doing decent work.
The Escapist now exists to promote online gambling and act as a mouthpiece for unhinged venture capitalists. Let it die
The Escapist now exists to promote online gambling and act as a mouthpiece for unhinged venture capitalists. Let it die
The Escapist accused Blue Prince developer Dogubomb of using generative AI. This is patently false and an utterly gross accusation.
The story has since been amended, but the damage has been done. You can search out the current version if you want, but here’s the original.
archive.ph/CKiOB
The story has since been amended, but the damage has been done. You can search out the current version if you want, but here’s the original.
archive.ph/CKiOB
archive.ph
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A reminder that The Escapist that people remembered does not exist anymore. Almost all the core staff packed up and left. Most reformed as Second Wind, which is doing decent work.
The Escapist now exists to promote online gambling and act as a mouthpiece for unhinged venture capitalists. Let it die
The Escapist now exists to promote online gambling and act as a mouthpiece for unhinged venture capitalists. Let it die
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rhino robots
they're softbodied guys
their horns extend when they lie
they're softbodied guys
their horns extend when they lie
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
rhino robots
they're softbodied guys
their horns extend when they lie
they're softbodied guys
their horns extend when they lie
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awesome wobbling creature
August 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
awesome wobbling creature
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🍴🐺<Sooo..... Your turn is over, right? Could I decide today's dinner?
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
🍴🐺<Sooo..... Your turn is over, right? Could I decide today's dinner?
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"Hey! Have I shown you my fat ass? This bad girl can fit an entire buffet inside her -literally!
Can you believe how thin she was just a month ago? Took a lot of work to look this good~"
Can you believe how thin she was just a month ago? Took a lot of work to look this good~"
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Hey! Have I shown you my fat ass? This bad girl can fit an entire buffet inside her -literally!
Can you believe how thin she was just a month ago? Took a lot of work to look this good~"
Can you believe how thin she was just a month ago? Took a lot of work to look this good~"
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birthday gift for @cannedmonsters.bsky.social!!!
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
birthday gift for @cannedmonsters.bsky.social!!!
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Wolvermonbig comm for Vul'endragin
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wolvermonbig comm for Vul'endragin
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Here's a gal who's far from bitsy at this point.. for @noodlesspicy.bsky.social!
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Here's a gal who's far from bitsy at this point.. for @noodlesspicy.bsky.social!
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How to greet Joey
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How to greet Joey
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Boss is having a slightly slobby binge~
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Boss is having a slightly slobby binge~
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Kermit assigns Piggy the role of Sister Tuck, the equivalent of the Robin Hood story's Friar Tuck.
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Kermit assigns Piggy the role of Sister Tuck, the equivalent of the Robin Hood story's Friar Tuck.
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Got a suger cookie dragon today
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Got a suger cookie dragon today
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Umeno by @shamelesss.bsky.social The latest member of Sachi and Umetaro’s clan!
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Umeno by @shamelesss.bsky.social The latest member of Sachi and Umetaro’s clan!