NoobSalmon
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Challenge runner/former speedrunner at https://www.twitch.tv/noobsalmon | 35 | he/him | "this machine kills fascists" | business: noobsalmon.sr@gmail.com
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
finally seeing @mogwai.scot live this weekend
Mogwai - Mexican Grand Prix
YouTube video by mogwaiTV
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September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
finally seeing @mogwai.scot live this weekend
we are getting married next year (forgot to continue this from twitter)
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
we are getting married next year (forgot to continue this from twitter)
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
the i-am-officially-an-old-person update: 🥳 i have hernia 🥳
August 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
the i-am-officially-an-old-person update: 🥳 i have hernia 🥳
quit my job of 12 years, got my wisdom tooth removed.. things are going fast
July 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
quit my job of 12 years, got my wisdom tooth removed.. things are going fast
Just some random update: Got engaged in Slovenia
June 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just some random update: Got engaged in Slovenia
what are these prices obsidian..
June 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
what are these prices obsidian..
i finished baldur's gate 3 and this is how the final cutscene looked like
May 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i finished baldur's gate 3 and this is how the final cutscene looked like
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I’m gonna solve it.
April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m gonna solve it.
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KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
im going to be honest.. this game sucks :D like, obviously its a meme but the original had a whole personality and nostalgia factor that fueled the universal acclaim. the remastered is nothing but a nostalgia bait, its not meant to be anything else but an easy cashcow for bethesda. gg again todd.
April 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
im going to be honest.. this game sucks :D like, obviously its a meme but the original had a whole personality and nostalgia factor that fueled the universal acclaim. the remastered is nothing but a nostalgia bait, its not meant to be anything else but an easy cashcow for bethesda. gg again todd.
bro no way i thought this was a hoax the whole time..
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
bro no way i thought this was a hoax the whole time..
my review may have been harsh.. i need to play the prequel next to change my mind.
February 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
my review may have been harsh.. i need to play the prequel next to change my mind.
my review for Avowed (spoilers: it was meh)
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
my review for Avowed (spoilers: it was meh)
Also.. my birthday
February 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Also.. my birthday
gonna break my embargo a bit.. im around half way through the game and 3-4 times quests just straight up bugged out so i cant complete them.. really annoying :) was there any QA for the game? also i got constant crashes but not since the latest patch at least
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
February 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
gonna break my embargo a bit.. im around half way through the game and 3-4 times quests just straight up bugged out so i cant complete them.. really annoying :) was there any QA for the game? also i got constant crashes but not since the latest patch at least
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I played ~25hours of Avowed and I have a general opinion about it, I'm waiting to share that until I finish the game, in the meanwhile since I saw this game expected to be a TES6 adjacent/proxy RPG, I wanted to share a few objective elements of the game so you know what to expect (no major spoilers)
1 month since no sugar/no bread/no alcohol diet. not there yet but im getting a bit better (i think) yay
had a health check and got some not-so-nice results.. have to focus on recovery now and hopefully it won't be more serious
February 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
1 month since no sugar/no bread/no alcohol diet. not there yet but im getting a bit better (i think) yay
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War 2 and have…
hard-drive.net
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
Ignus Nilsen Waltz (OST Disco Elysium - The Final Cut)
YouTube video by Age of Kings
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February 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
In dark times, should the stars also go out?