Nomme de Plume
@nommedeplume.bsky.social
Writer / 30s / She / Lan Wangji, Duke Su, and Hatake Kakashi have my whole heart, the poor, suffering babies; lay your heads on my bosom
#wangxian #mdzs #kakashi #naruto #SNS
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nomme_dePlume/pseuds/Nomme_dePlume
#wangxian #mdzs #kakashi #naruto #SNS
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nomme_dePlume/pseuds/Nomme_dePlume
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@nommedeplume.bsky.social
· Apr 12
A new #wangxian thought has surfaced this afternoon:
wwx and lwj are pining for each other, as usual, and nhs schemes to get them together, as usual. It works, and there's a gloriously awkward confession that devolves into a gloriously uncoordinated but blindingly pleasurable first time, as usual.
wwx and lwj are pining for each other, as usual, and nhs schemes to get them together, as usual. It works, and there's a gloriously awkward confession that devolves into a gloriously uncoordinated but blindingly pleasurable first time, as usual.
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Felt like updating this thread tonight! Let's return to wwx getting sexy revenge on nhs for his meddling ways. 😉
#mdzs #wangxian
#mdzs #wangxian
The club is somewhere he thinks his rendezvous with lwj will go unnoticed; it's too gay for jc and too grunge for nhs. Though, that probably wouldn't stop either of them if they were intent on spying on him.
He pays the cover and slips into the crowd, moving strategically but unerringly to the bar.
He pays the cover and slips into the crowd, moving strategically but unerringly to the bar.
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Felt like updating this thread tonight! Let's return to wwx getting sexy revenge on nhs for his meddling ways. 😉
#mdzs #wangxian
#mdzs #wangxian
The club is somewhere he thinks his rendezvous with lwj will go unnoticed; it's too gay for jc and too grunge for nhs. Though, that probably wouldn't stop either of them if they were intent on spying on him.
He pays the cover and slips into the crowd, moving strategically but unerringly to the bar.
He pays the cover and slips into the crowd, moving strategically but unerringly to the bar.
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I think I'm obligated to rec my own fic every time this scene from #CQL is referenced. 😁
In which wwx's chickens come home to roost. Literally.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218647
In which wwx's chickens come home to roost. Literally.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218647
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I think I'm obligated to rec my own fic every time this scene from #CQL is referenced. 😁
In which wwx's chickens come home to roost. Literally.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218647
In which wwx's chickens come home to roost. Literally.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218647
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#1 and #2 are claimed, still looking for a taker for this one. :)
IPH #3 - Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal, Gravitation, Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V, Xiaolin Showdown, Aladdin (Disney 1994), 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Dude That's My Ghost!
autoao3app.fandom.tools#/just_the_ti...
Shares appreciated!
autoao3app.fandom.tools#/just_the_ti...
Shares appreciated!
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
#1 and #2 are claimed, still looking for a taker for this one. :)
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We have THREE pinch hits for our "Just the Tip" #flashexchange in need of writers!
300 words, M or E, due January 12 @ 10 PM Eastern US Time
DM me or @secretword.bsky.social or email toastedanon+jtt@gmail with your ao3 username to claim one! 👇
300 words, M or E, due January 12 @ 10 PM Eastern US Time
DM me or @secretword.bsky.social or email toastedanon+jtt@gmail with your ao3 username to claim one! 👇
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
We have THREE pinch hits for our "Just the Tip" #flashexchange in need of writers!
300 words, M or E, due January 12 @ 10 PM Eastern US Time
DM me or @secretword.bsky.social or email toastedanon+jtt@gmail with your ao3 username to claim one! 👇
300 words, M or E, due January 12 @ 10 PM Eastern US Time
DM me or @secretword.bsky.social or email toastedanon+jtt@gmail with your ao3 username to claim one! 👇
You know what I've never read in all my years of consuming mpreg fics? Anything about sympathy pains. That just seems like a no-brainer in the emotionally/psychically bonded aspect of abo, right? And yet.
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
You know what I've never read in all my years of consuming mpreg fics? Anything about sympathy pains. That just seems like a no-brainer in the emotionally/psychically bonded aspect of abo, right? And yet.
I have packed up my excess blankets for the move, so I specifically switched to long sleeves and pants for my jammies. But these jammy pants are high waters, so my ankles are freezing.
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I have packed up my excess blankets for the move, so I specifically switched to long sleeves and pants for my jammies. But these jammy pants are high waters, so my ankles are freezing.
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🐇 New Fic Alert:
The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating
🛻 MDZS, Wangxian
🛻 44,295 words
🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate
🛻 Speed Dating
🛻 Threat of Labubu
archiveofourown.org/works/76150411
The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating
🛻 MDZS, Wangxian
🛻 44,295 words
🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate
🛻 Speed Dating
🛻 Threat of Labubu
archiveofourown.org/works/76150411
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
🐇 New Fic Alert:
The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating
🛻 MDZS, Wangxian
🛻 44,295 words
🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate
🛻 Speed Dating
🛻 Threat of Labubu
archiveofourown.org/works/76150411
The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating
🛻 MDZS, Wangxian
🛻 44,295 words
🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate
🛻 Speed Dating
🛻 Threat of Labubu
archiveofourown.org/works/76150411
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sun in my mouth
💙 #wangxian 17k complete, rated M
💙 alpha lwj / omega wwx
💙 modern au
💙 shotgun wedding
💙 twin pregnancy
💙 protective lwj / spoiled wwx
this is a sequel to “kiss it better” but can also be read on its own :)
written for the Pregxian G4G
ao3 link below
💙 #wangxian 17k complete, rated M
💙 alpha lwj / omega wwx
💙 modern au
💙 shotgun wedding
💙 twin pregnancy
💙 protective lwj / spoiled wwx
this is a sequel to “kiss it better” but can also be read on its own :)
written for the Pregxian G4G
ao3 link below
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
sun in my mouth
💙 #wangxian 17k complete, rated M
💙 alpha lwj / omega wwx
💙 modern au
💙 shotgun wedding
💙 twin pregnancy
💙 protective lwj / spoiled wwx
this is a sequel to “kiss it better” but can also be read on its own :)
written for the Pregxian G4G
ao3 link below
💙 #wangxian 17k complete, rated M
💙 alpha lwj / omega wwx
💙 modern au
💙 shotgun wedding
💙 twin pregnancy
💙 protective lwj / spoiled wwx
this is a sequel to “kiss it better” but can also be read on its own :)
written for the Pregxian G4G
ao3 link below
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January 5, 2026 at 11:15 AM
One day, I will push my "Qingheng-jun Doesn't Always Have to be a Jackass, Actually" agendum. Just wait.
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
One day, I will push my "Qingheng-jun Doesn't Always Have to be a Jackass, Actually" agendum. Just wait.
I have been sneezing and snotting since I woke up this morning. Highly annoying. So fucking miserable. I had to take my shower early in the hopes that the steam clears out my sinuses. 🤞🏻
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I have been sneezing and snotting since I woke up this morning. Highly annoying. So fucking miserable. I had to take my shower early in the hopes that the steam clears out my sinuses. 🤞🏻
That Marriage Mayhem notice made me realize I have 3 marriage-related trope fics on my backlog:
Marriage of convenience (which is not between the couple you'd think)
Marriage competition (which, uh, might be more clear by calling it courtship rituals)
Didn't know they were married
Marriage of convenience (which is not between the couple you'd think)
Marriage competition (which, uh, might be more clear by calling it courtship rituals)
Didn't know they were married
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
That Marriage Mayhem notice made me realize I have 3 marriage-related trope fics on my backlog:
Marriage of convenience (which is not between the couple you'd think)
Marriage competition (which, uh, might be more clear by calling it courtship rituals)
Didn't know they were married
Marriage of convenience (which is not between the couple you'd think)
Marriage competition (which, uh, might be more clear by calling it courtship rituals)
Didn't know they were married
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for @nutmeg-j.bsky.social on their birthday to help push their wangxian mulan agenda... [could not get this img out of my head]
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
for @nutmeg-j.bsky.social on their birthday to help push their wangxian mulan agenda... [could not get this img out of my head]
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January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I'm suddenly struck with the thought that I would enjoy tabs in Word. Like, Excel has a workbook that can hold multiple sheets; I would like Word to have like, a notebook that can have tabs.
Like if Word and OneNote had a baby.
Like if Word and OneNote had a baby.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I'm suddenly struck with the thought that I would enjoy tabs in Word. Like, Excel has a workbook that can hold multiple sheets; I would like Word to have like, a notebook that can have tabs.
Like if Word and OneNote had a baby.
Like if Word and OneNote had a baby.
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Whether it's true love's happily ever after, a marriage of convenience, or a messy divorce — join us for an art, fic, and podfic exchange for marriage tropes of all kinds!
#MDZSMarriageMayhem
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
#MDZSMarriageMayhem
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Whether it's true love's happily ever after, a marriage of convenience, or a messy divorce — join us for an art, fic, and podfic exchange for marriage tropes of all kinds!
#MDZSMarriageMayhem
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
#MDZSMarriageMayhem
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
I spent a while last night thinking about writing a fic showing what can happen to foster parents who kick the fostered minor out of the house.
(I'm looking at you, yzy.)
Of course, that would only be a tiny part. The larger part would be wwx being put in emergency foster with Madam Lan.
(I'm looking at you, yzy.)
Of course, that would only be a tiny part. The larger part would be wwx being put in emergency foster with Madam Lan.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I spent a while last night thinking about writing a fic showing what can happen to foster parents who kick the fostered minor out of the house.
(I'm looking at you, yzy.)
Of course, that would only be a tiny part. The larger part would be wwx being put in emergency foster with Madam Lan.
(I'm looking at you, yzy.)
Of course, that would only be a tiny part. The larger part would be wwx being put in emergency foster with Madam Lan.
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昨年はありがとうございました✨
今年もよろしくお願いします！🎍
いろいろやりたいけど結局寝正月になりそうな🍥🍅
今年もよろしくお願いします！🎍
いろいろやりたいけど結局寝正月になりそうな🍥🍅
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
昨年はありがとうございました✨
今年もよろしくお願いします！🎍
いろいろやりたいけど結局寝正月になりそうな🍥🍅
今年もよろしくお願いします！🎍
いろいろやりたいけど結局寝正月になりそうな🍥🍅
Me, talking to my mother: I've started packing for the move. I've done 7 boxes, plus all the things I put back in their boxes. Like, I put the air fryer back in its box.
Mom (incredulous): You kept the box it came in?
Me: YES, for just such an occasion. What else would I put the air fryer in?
Mom (incredulous): You kept the box it came in?
Me: YES, for just such an occasion. What else would I put the air fryer in?
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Me, talking to my mother: I've started packing for the move. I've done 7 boxes, plus all the things I put back in their boxes. Like, I put the air fryer back in its box.
Mom (incredulous): You kept the box it came in?
Me: YES, for just such an occasion. What else would I put the air fryer in?
Mom (incredulous): You kept the box it came in?
Me: YES, for just such an occasion. What else would I put the air fryer in?
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I FINALLY FINISHED IT!!!
The last chapter of "Joke's on Me" is up! And if you were wondering which story I was referring to in my discussion about E vs M ratings, this is it 😂
Please note that the rating is, in fact, E. 😏
archiveofourown.org/works/483620...
The last chapter of "Joke's on Me" is up! And if you were wondering which story I was referring to in my discussion about E vs M ratings, this is it 😂
Please note that the rating is, in fact, E. 😏
archiveofourown.org/works/483620...
archiveofourown.org
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I FINALLY FINISHED IT!!!
The last chapter of "Joke's on Me" is up! And if you were wondering which story I was referring to in my discussion about E vs M ratings, this is it 😂
Please note that the rating is, in fact, E. 😏
archiveofourown.org/works/483620...
The last chapter of "Joke's on Me" is up! And if you were wondering which story I was referring to in my discussion about E vs M ratings, this is it 😂
Please note that the rating is, in fact, E. 😏
archiveofourown.org/works/483620...
I'm currently reading a #wangxian fic tagged "psychological horror," and I'm not great with horror of any kind, so my anxiety is hilariously building each time I click "next chapter."
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'm currently reading a #wangxian fic tagged "psychological horror," and I'm not great with horror of any kind, so my anxiety is hilariously building each time I click "next chapter."
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Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
I'm gonna be singing the theme to "Walker, Texas Ranger" for the rest of the day.
Anyway, here's a sneak peek of a big reveal, for my plot and for the Lan elders. Lol
#mdzsww #wipwed #ficwip #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday #mdzs
Anyway, here's a sneak peek of a big reveal, for my plot and for the Lan elders. Lol
#mdzsww #wipwed #ficwip #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday #mdzs
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm gonna be singing the theme to "Walker, Texas Ranger" for the rest of the day.
Anyway, here's a sneak peek of a big reveal, for my plot and for the Lan elders. Lol
#mdzsww #wipwed #ficwip #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday #mdzs
Anyway, here's a sneak peek of a big reveal, for my plot and for the Lan elders. Lol
#mdzsww #wipwed #ficwip #wipwednesday #wordgamewednesday #mdzs