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nomerc.bsky.social
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i’m indelible. thursday. minneapolis. they/them. fafo.
im a little teapot full of dread and ennui. here is my handle and here is my spout.
July 28, 2023 at 5:23 AM
basically nothing sucks as much as hitting the ground
July 28, 2023 at 5:06 AM
i super do not want to go to work
July 21, 2023 at 8:42 PM
does amyone have a graham cracker
July 21, 2023 at 8:41 PM
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We spent so much time worrying about not SCARING the hoes that we didn't stop to worry about what happens if we were DISAPPOINTING the hoes.
July 21, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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Kenosha PD is saying a man shot him self while restrained in the back of a cop car

and they’ve arrested at least one activist who showed up at the scene
July 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
its kind of really fucked up
July 19, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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wake up first thing i do post
July 19, 2023 at 12:48 PM
i will subscribe to your content. in this life and the next.
July 17, 2023 at 5:13 AM
i love neil gaiman the appropriate amount but you should really be pirating all that shit
July 17, 2023 at 5:00 AM
if the irs did an audit on every minneapolis police officer there wouldn’t be a police department anymore. how’s that for defund.
Derek Chauvin, one such officer who controlled access to off duty work, was charged with tax evasion for not reporting hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash he received from off duty work. Nothing about Chauvin was anomalous.
July 17, 2023 at 4:00 AM
i’ve submitted a data request with the city of minneapolis for a list of entities that employ police officers for off duty security and the officers who control who gets scheduled for those shifts.

🧵
July 17, 2023 at 2:55 AM
am i an organizer
July 17, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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everyone looked aghast when i suggested “bring a knife to fist fights” as a better piece of advice but i think im right.
June 27, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro
July 16, 2023 at 2:33 PM
im infuriatingly charismatic
July 16, 2023 at 5:44 AM
ruthlessness is underrated
July 16, 2023 at 5:41 AM
if the org wasn’t in crisis a crisis would have to be invented.
July 16, 2023 at 5:31 AM
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The wilderness sucks ass, make a building
July 16, 2023 at 5:25 AM
i know like 2 life saving interventions and that i should suggest that people drink water and not inhale toxins and have been presented with the entire range of human ailment, injury, and pathology to triage. c’est la vie.
July 16, 2023 at 5:08 AM