On second thought, Trump was right. Pregnant women should not take acetone muffins.
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
On second thought, Trump was right. Pregnant women should not take acetone muffins.
OMG, Trump has deployed the National Epstein to police the District of Files, citing out-of-control Trump-is-a-pedophile!
August 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
OMG, Trump has deployed the National Epstein to police the District of Files, citing out-of-control Trump-is-a-pedophile!
We are living in a golden age of the worst people in the world getting everything they ever wanted, living happily ever after, and shitting down on all of us from the comfort of their Wonkavator.
June 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We are living in a golden age of the worst people in the world getting everything they ever wanted, living happily ever after, and shitting down on all of us from the comfort of their Wonkavator.
Actual footage of Trump taken during his birthday tank-parade: youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ?...
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June 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Actual footage of Trump taken during his birthday tank-parade: youtu.be/UEaKX9YYHiQ?...
Be safe today, folks! #NoCrownForTheClown
June 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Be safe today, folks! #NoCrownForTheClown
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“What’s our target?”
“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”
“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”
“…wait…”
“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”
“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”
“…wait…”
“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“What’s our target?”
“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”
“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”
“…wait…”
“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”
“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”
“…wait…”
“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
Matchmaking service idea: phone app to pair-up clueless civilians like us with doomsday preppers, whom we now realize we were too hasty in dismissing and could now really use their help relocating to a cozy bunker in the wilderness. Title ideas: Prepped 4 Love..? Gilly Suit Crush..? Bunker Boo..?
May 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Matchmaking service idea: phone app to pair-up clueless civilians like us with doomsday preppers, whom we now realize we were too hasty in dismissing and could now really use their help relocating to a cozy bunker in the wilderness. Title ideas: Prepped 4 Love..? Gilly Suit Crush..? Bunker Boo..?
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“Three days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul that fat ass out of the Oval Office. You wanna get outta the Trump era? You talk to me.”
May 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Three days ago I saw a vehicle that’ll haul that fat ass out of the Oval Office. You wanna get outta the Trump era? You talk to me.”
Who the hell needs AI to vandalize the internet? MS paint does just fine!
May 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Who the hell needs AI to vandalize the internet? MS paint does just fine!
HAROLD by Stephen Wright is so goddamn good I want to buy about a hundred copies and leave them lying around at bus stops and coffee shops like Jack Chick tracts. This kind of writing is worth being annoyingly evangelistic about.
April 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
HAROLD by Stephen Wright is so goddamn good I want to buy about a hundred copies and leave them lying around at bus stops and coffee shops like Jack Chick tracts. This kind of writing is worth being annoyingly evangelistic about.
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“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.”
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
April 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.”
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
— Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
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I hate to be that guy, but this is the five-alarm fire, and every elected Democrat and frankly, every Washington reporter should be ringing the bell. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Nobody with a voice should give this administration a moment’s peace about it.
NEW: A second filing today from the DOJ tells Judge Xinis that in their view, since Mr. Abrego is in Bukele's custody, she can't order them to do anything further to bring him back since that's not what "facilitate" means.
They also say the deal with Bukele is classified and/or a state secret.
They also say the deal with Bukele is classified and/or a state secret.
April 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hate to be that guy, but this is the five-alarm fire, and every elected Democrat and frankly, every Washington reporter should be ringing the bell. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Nobody with a voice should give this administration a moment’s peace about it.
"Surprise at the sheer velocity of the onset of fascism is the result of regarding it as a political rather than criminal entity: it's theft." -William Gibson
April 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Surprise at the sheer velocity of the onset of fascism is the result of regarding it as a political rather than criminal entity: it's theft." -William Gibson
A highlight of the #HandsOff protest yesterday : a family of four asked me to take their picture-- a mom, dad and two kids, 7- 8 years old. Before I snapped the picture, mom whispers to her daughter, "No, no, sweetheart, you need to hold the American flag upside down or it's not protesting..."
April 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A highlight of the #HandsOff protest yesterday : a family of four asked me to take their picture-- a mom, dad and two kids, 7- 8 years old. Before I snapped the picture, mom whispers to her daughter, "No, no, sweetheart, you need to hold the American flag upside down or it's not protesting..."
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Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
referring to pete hegseth as whiskeyleaks is one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while. good job, guys.
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
Whiskeyleaks
Spilling deets with his Signal freaks
Is he drunk?
Listen bud
He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood
Oh shit
Here comes Whiskeyleaks
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Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
Twilight Zone rewrite: Zelenskyy came to Russia; the flight crew kept him in the dark. Said, "we are now landing in Washington DC"... Doodoo doodoo doodoo...
March 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Twilight Zone rewrite: Zelenskyy came to Russia; the flight crew kept him in the dark. Said, "we are now landing in Washington DC"... Doodoo doodoo doodoo...
One day I'm going to switch this out with my son's drink to see if he notices
February 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
One day I'm going to switch this out with my son's drink to see if he notices
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Sherlock uses his “memory palace” to recall the minutia of a crime scene. Expert chess players need only glance at the board to remember the positions of pieces. And as for the rest of us, similar mental scaffolds are scripting the memories of our day-to-day lives.
How ‘Event Scripts’ Structure Our Personal Memories | Quanta Magazine
By screening films in a brain scanner, neuroscientists discovered a rich library of neural scripts — from a trip through an airport to a marriage proposal — that form scaffolds for memories of our…
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February 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sherlock uses his “memory palace” to recall the minutia of a crime scene. Expert chess players need only glance at the board to remember the positions of pieces. And as for the rest of us, similar mental scaffolds are scripting the memories of our day-to-day lives.
"Given how much bullshit there is in the world and how little authenticity... every authentic expression of your inner world is a candle against the darkness." Some helpful thoughts on making art while the world burns from writer/psychotherapist Dennis Palumbo: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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February 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Given how much bullshit there is in the world and how little authenticity... every authentic expression of your inner world is a candle against the darkness." Some helpful thoughts on making art while the world burns from writer/psychotherapist Dennis Palumbo: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Still packing up and cleaning out my crappy old social media apartment and moving over to this shiny new place. Up to my elbows in dust bunnies, clickbait and Barkeeper's Friend. If anyone has a pickup truck that can haul 15 years worth of impulsive oversharing, I will buy pizza and beer.
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Still packing up and cleaning out my crappy old social media apartment and moving over to this shiny new place. Up to my elbows in dust bunnies, clickbait and Barkeeper's Friend. If anyone has a pickup truck that can haul 15 years worth of impulsive oversharing, I will buy pizza and beer.