👎 drive like your kids live here
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
👎 drive like your kids live here
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
using ai to put together a deck for work and the output is 34 slides of puppies but they get more and more sinister with each slide until eventually it's just an all-encompassing darkness that fills the room and makes you think of death and everyone in the meeting starts crying
my boss promoted me
my boss promoted me
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
using ai to put together a deck for work and the output is 34 slides of puppies but they get more and more sinister with each slide until eventually it's just an all-encompassing darkness that fills the room and makes you think of death and everyone in the meeting starts crying
my boss promoted me
my boss promoted me
new episode of the pitt where all the patients keep pissing their pants and noah wyle keeps saying "well, looks like someone pissed themselves" and for some reason there's fifteen different scenes where they cut open peoples stomachs anyway good morning coffee
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
new episode of the pitt where all the patients keep pissing their pants and noah wyle keeps saying "well, looks like someone pissed themselves" and for some reason there's fifteen different scenes where they cut open peoples stomachs anyway good morning coffee
Reposted by mikev
The hardest part about reading short fiction is the part where you have to stop every couple of paragraphs and stare into space and think “holy shit, I love short fiction.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The hardest part about reading short fiction is the part where you have to stop every couple of paragraphs and stare into space and think “holy shit, I love short fiction.”
going to the convenience store to buy a newspaper so i can line a human-sized birdcage with it and shit all over the place like god intended
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
going to the convenience store to buy a newspaper so i can line a human-sized birdcage with it and shit all over the place like god intended
im a pretty simple guy; i just want to discover a way to be immortal without doing any extra work in my life and also be filthy rich and play with my little trinkets and tchotchkes until the sun explodes
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
im a pretty simple guy; i just want to discover a way to be immortal without doing any extra work in my life and also be filthy rich and play with my little trinkets and tchotchkes until the sun explodes
oh btw you should check out nadira's other stuff like the zine made of water-soluble paper so you can use it in the bathtub (maybe if we all bully nadira to produce these in real life they will become reality)
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
Nadira Rodin Institute: SEVEN BOMBS FOR THE BATH
a zine containing seven typewritten, water-soluble poems for the bath
nadirarod.institute
September 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
oh btw you should check out nadira's other stuff like the zine made of water-soluble paper so you can use it in the bathtub (maybe if we all bully nadira to produce these in real life they will become reality)
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
nadirarod.institute/zine_001
spending the next ~150 hours downloading thousands of GB's of conan o brien show archives that i will add to my external hdd and then never watch
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
spending the next ~150 hours downloading thousands of GB's of conan o brien show archives that i will add to my external hdd and then never watch
making enough coffee to make me feel like i'm a real human again
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
making enough coffee to make me feel like i'm a real human again
when will they make a coffee blend that opens a time portal back to 2004 and i enter it and get to watch ESPN on tv in my room and it's actually enjoyable?
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
when will they make a coffee blend that opens a time portal back to 2004 and i enter it and get to watch ESPN on tv in my room and it's actually enjoyable?
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
time patrolman find me and kill me and then incinerate my body MAN, this coffee is good
singin a made up tune to myself all day 🎵 gettin' dat spreadsheet 🎵 until i am beaten to within an inch of my life and i can file a claim with HR (i am fired in response)
September 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
singin a made up tune to myself all day 🎵 gettin' dat spreadsheet 🎵 until i am beaten to within an inch of my life and i can file a claim with HR (i am fired in response)
[lazy twilight zone episode]:
i'll be fine, just get me a coffee
sir, you don't have a bottom half of a mouth
omg noooooooooooooooooooooo
i'll be fine, just get me a coffee
sir, you don't have a bottom half of a mouth
omg noooooooooooooooooooooo
September 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
[lazy twilight zone episode]:
i'll be fine, just get me a coffee
sir, you don't have a bottom half of a mouth
omg noooooooooooooooooooooo
i'll be fine, just get me a coffee
sir, you don't have a bottom half of a mouth
omg noooooooooooooooooooooo
drinking enough coffee to turn me into a good writer (volume still unknown)
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
drinking enough coffee to turn me into a good writer (volume still unknown)
who else up beanin their grinder and then chemexin they brews and then esophagus they burnin and then hospitalin they own selves?
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
who else up beanin their grinder and then chemexin they brews and then esophagus they burnin and then hospitalin they own selves?
this is now a bon iver speyside accountI KNOW NOW THAT I CANT MAKE GOOD
OH HOW I WISH I COOOUUULLLDD
GO BACK AND PUT
ME WHERE YOU STOOD
OH HOW I WISH I COOOUUULLLDD
GO BACK AND PUT
ME WHERE YOU STOOD
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
this is now a bon iver speyside accountI KNOW NOW THAT I CANT MAKE GOOD
OH HOW I WISH I COOOUUULLLDD
GO BACK AND PUT
ME WHERE YOU STOOD
OH HOW I WISH I COOOUUULLLDD
GO BACK AND PUT
ME WHERE YOU STOOD
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band
$200 camp
because
spend friday
its
$200 camp
because
spend friday
its
September 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
band
$200 camp
because
spend friday
its
$200 camp
because
spend friday
its
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
September 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
guy who watches a movie and then doesn't spend seven hours online reading what other people thought about it so he can pretend an opinion of his own
September 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
guy who watches a movie and then doesn't spend seven hours online reading what other people thought about it so he can pretend an opinion of his own
just had a blueberry flavored coffee, like, they say the beans are blueberry flavored, like, the beans, the coffee beans, made of coffee, they say, these people, these people who roast the coffee, these people they say, they say hey this is blueberry flavored, and they put it on the label and they s
September 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
just had a blueberry flavored coffee, like, they say the beans are blueberry flavored, like, the beans, the coffee beans, made of coffee, they say, these people, these people who roast the coffee, these people they say, they say hey this is blueberry flavored, and they put it on the label and they s
wake up first thing you say is dammit
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
wake up first thing you say is dammit
getting ready for the day with my daily habit of capturing a small animal with my bare hands and staring at it until we can understand each other on a psychic level and then we both get hit by a car because we were standing in the middle of the road but i survive the collision and kill the guy drivi
September 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
getting ready for the day with my daily habit of capturing a small animal with my bare hands and staring at it until we can understand each other on a psychic level and then we both get hit by a car because we were standing in the middle of the road but i survive the collision and kill the guy drivi