NobleTurtle
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US Army veteran, former Intelligence Analyst, fuck Donald Trump
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Trump: "We actually do have a real peace in the Middle East"
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trump: "We actually do have a real peace in the Middle East"
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
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Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's a day, & the president is illegally monetizing the office & stealing the power of the purse. Again.
Trump says the Gold Card proceeds will go "an account where we can do things positive for the country. Many billions of dollars"
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's a day, & the president is illegally monetizing the office & stealing the power of the purse. Again.
rewatching the boys season 1 and its unfathomable to me that people thought Homelander was a good guy lol
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
rewatching the boys season 1 and its unfathomable to me that people thought Homelander was a good guy lol
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I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can’t believe how much of the Trump era is about solving problems that *don’t* exist while making all the problems that *do* exist, worse.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
There is no one who thinks the biggest problem with air travel right now is not having an area to do pull-ups.
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Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States having absolutely no idea who he is pardoning, nor why.
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nothing to see here, just the President of the United States having absolutely no idea who he is pardoning, nor why.
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"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
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my aunt and uncle double suns im sippin blue milk
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my aunt and uncle double suns im sippin blue milk
AP Bio is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen.
"so sorry, I am hearing pig volcano"
"so sorry, I am hearing pig volcano"
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
AP Bio is one of the funniest shows I have ever seen.
"so sorry, I am hearing pig volcano"
"so sorry, I am hearing pig volcano"
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The proper title for his book would’ve been:
The Art of the Steal
(With this cover)
The Art of the Steal
(With this cover)
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The proper title for his book would’ve been:
The Art of the Steal
(With this cover)
The Art of the Steal
(With this cover)
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The Art of the Deal. [Cartoon by Dennis Goris]
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Art of the Deal. [Cartoon by Dennis Goris]
Pam Bondi and crew look straight up retarded.
your boss fucks children
your boss fucks children
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pam Bondi and crew look straight up retarded.
your boss fucks children
your boss fucks children
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Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
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Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
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A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
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🚨🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump just confirmed that he will refuse to sign any extension of the ACA tax credits.
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🚨🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump just confirmed that he will refuse to sign any extension of the ACA tax credits.
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
It’s official: he and Congressional Republicans are in favor of health care premiums skyrocketing for millions of Americans in 2026.
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They think we’re all so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They think we’re all so stupid
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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GM & TY, Beth! 💙
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November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here