Jason
@noargonaut.bsky.social
Displaced western New Yorker.
I work at the world’s greatest library, but do not represent the world’s greatest library.
I also do history stuff
I work at the world’s greatest library, but do not represent the world’s greatest library.
I also do history stuff
Somehow the Epstein files are going to confirm the pee tape, and the few hours afterwards will be the pinnacle of the internet
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Somehow the Epstein files are going to confirm the pee tape, and the few hours afterwards will be the pinnacle of the internet
During a debate in the Roman senate, Julius Caesar was handed a note. Cato, Caesar’s rival, demanded that the note be read aloud to all. It turned out to be a love letter from Cato’s sister to Caesar.
Being Cato on that day would be less embarrassing than being a Dem senator today.
Being Cato on that day would be less embarrassing than being a Dem senator today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
During a debate in the Roman senate, Julius Caesar was handed a note. Cato, Caesar’s rival, demanded that the note be read aloud to all. It turned out to be a love letter from Cato’s sister to Caesar.
Being Cato on that day would be less embarrassing than being a Dem senator today.
Being Cato on that day would be less embarrassing than being a Dem senator today.
Cool. Make 'em do it
This is plausible
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Cool. Make 'em do it
The senate Dems just didn't want anything to mess with their Thanksgiving flights
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The senate Dems just didn't want anything to mess with their Thanksgiving flights
Someone please explain why, exactly, my family went a month without my salary
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Someone please explain why, exactly, my family went a month without my salary
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This is it. It's one thing to ask us to sacrifice for the greater good. To sacrifice to help those of us with less. But you asked us to sacrifice and then settled for... nothing. Just pain. Fuck you people. This isn't a fucking game. You don't stand for anything. You don't deserve to have a job.
Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is it. It's one thing to ask us to sacrifice for the greater good. To sacrifice to help those of us with less. But you asked us to sacrifice and then settled for... nothing. Just pain. Fuck you people. This isn't a fucking game. You don't stand for anything. You don't deserve to have a job.
Thoughts and prayers to all the rich Manhattan socialites who promised to move and are now busy coming up with excuses about why they can’t actually move
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Thoughts and prayers to all the rich Manhattan socialites who promised to move and are now busy coming up with excuses about why they can’t actually move
Happy National Sandwich Day to all the sandwiches out there, especially the hot dog
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Happy National Sandwich Day to all the sandwiches out there, especially the hot dog
No sports team has ever choked as bad as these Toronto Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
No sports team has ever choked as bad as these Toronto Blue Jays
That weird comet/alien ship thing is gonna nope out when reading this
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That weird comet/alien ship thing is gonna nope out when reading this
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Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.
June 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.
Check out the latest Byztory video on Theudebert, the Franks, and their relationship with the Eastern Empire
#byzantinehidtory #frankishhistory #lateantiquity
youtu.be/4wQdOTTrKwA?...
#byzantinehidtory #frankishhistory #lateantiquity
youtu.be/4wQdOTTrKwA?...
Theudebert and the Franks: The Rise of a Rival in the West
YouTube video by Byztory
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May 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Check out the latest Byztory video on Theudebert, the Franks, and their relationship with the Eastern Empire
#byzantinehidtory #frankishhistory #lateantiquity
youtu.be/4wQdOTTrKwA?...
#byzantinehidtory #frankishhistory #lateantiquity
youtu.be/4wQdOTTrKwA?...
This is a lie
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is a lie
This is awful
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) — President fires Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden as White House continues purge of perceived Trump opponents.
WASHINGTON (AP) — President fires Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden as White House continues purge of perceived Trump opponents.
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is awful
My twitter page was curated nicely for days like today but I’m not following the right people here yet
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My twitter page was curated nicely for days like today but I’m not following the right people here yet
If we’re not calling him Pope Bob from the South Side, then what are we even doing as a society
May 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If we’re not calling him Pope Bob from the South Side, then what are we even doing as a society
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new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
Cool cool so we’re getting the Department of Education back
April 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Cool cool so we’re getting the Department of Education back
Jesus Christ
April 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Jesus Christ
HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!!!
March 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!!!
30 minutes on the 546 siege of Rome!
March 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
30 minutes on the 546 siege of Rome!
Getting a babysitter so that I can yell at Chuck Schumer
March 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Getting a babysitter so that I can yell at Chuck Schumer
You get a primary, and you get a primary, and you get a primary
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You get a primary, and you get a primary, and you get a primary
Not a single word of this speech is true
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not a single word of this speech is true
Crazy idea, but what if we just stopped electing the shittiest people in the country?
Eric Adams pretty much agreed to sidestep NY sanctuary protections, & make his city's immigrant residents more vulnerable to iCE, in pursuit of naked personal gain & a shield from corruption charges.
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Crazy idea, but what if we just stopped electing the shittiest people in the country?