And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
July 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
And more, much more than this, I did it my way.
I really worried my days of circuit riding in Texas were over when I moved downtown, but I very happily was mistaken. Look out, county seats, Noah is on the road. Gonna hit three of them in one trip.
April 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I really worried my days of circuit riding in Texas were over when I moved downtown, but I very happily was mistaken. Look out, county seats, Noah is on the road. Gonna hit three of them in one trip.
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“Orange Man Bad.”
“Oh-ho. You say that, but have you reconstructed the universe from first principles?”
“Uh… no?”
*50,000 man hours and eight hundred trillion gazillion computers later*
“Well, what’s the result?”
“…Orange Man Bad.”
“Oh-ho. You say that, but have you reconstructed the universe from first principles?”
“Uh… no?”
*50,000 man hours and eight hundred trillion gazillion computers later*
“Well, what’s the result?”
“…Orange Man Bad.”
March 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Orange Man Bad.”
“Oh-ho. You say that, but have you reconstructed the universe from first principles?”
“Uh… no?”
*50,000 man hours and eight hundred trillion gazillion computers later*
“Well, what’s the result?”
“…Orange Man Bad.”
“Oh-ho. You say that, but have you reconstructed the universe from first principles?”
“Uh… no?”
*50,000 man hours and eight hundred trillion gazillion computers later*
“Well, what’s the result?”
“…Orange Man Bad.”
Someone really ought to do a modern version of THE SWIMMER except it’s a series of summertime soirées of nouveau riche Jews starting at the protagonist’s West U McMansion and ending at his parents’ Meyerland ranch house.
March 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Someone really ought to do a modern version of THE SWIMMER except it’s a series of summertime soirées of nouveau riche Jews starting at the protagonist’s West U McMansion and ending at his parents’ Meyerland ranch house.
The biggest thesis in all my books is: the kid might idolize his self-made Jewish professional father but he will have a more similar upbringing to his old family Catholic, preparatory alumna mother and end up far more like her.
March 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The biggest thesis in all my books is: the kid might idolize his self-made Jewish professional father but he will have a more similar upbringing to his old family Catholic, preparatory alumna mother and end up far more like her.
Primary Schumer. “What the fuck, Chuck?”
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Primary Schumer. “What the fuck, Chuck?”
So happy Jim Crane got to play Kirkland brand Jerry Jones.
February 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So happy Jim Crane got to play Kirkland brand Jerry Jones.
Everything is terrible and it will keep getting worse.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
February 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Everything is terrible and it will keep getting worse.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
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Well, have fun with the new NLRB next month, boys. I’m sure your good buddy Jeff will have lots of useful suggestions for our new president. After all, there was no difference between candidates, right?
The Teamsters will launch the largest strike against Amazon in U.S. history beginning at 6 a.m. EST on Thurs., Dec. 19. The nationwide action follows Amazon’s repeated refusal to follow the law and bargain with the thousands of Amazon workers who organized with the Teamsters.
Let's fucking go! 🔥
Let's fucking go! 🔥
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Well, have fun with the new NLRB next month, boys. I’m sure your good buddy Jeff will have lots of useful suggestions for our new president. After all, there was no difference between candidates, right?
You mean 48% approval.
people wanted cheaper eggs and they'll get death squads spreading polio. Speedrun to 30% approvals!
November 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
You mean 48% approval.
Folks I cannot do another four years of treating Gabriel Sherman’s hallucinogenic fan fiction as real.
Fits right in:
"Trump’s transition team scrambled Thursday after Trump’s incoming chief of staff Susie Wiles was presented with an allegation that former Fox & Friends cohost Pete Hegseth, Trump’s nominee to be Defense Secretary, had engaged in sexual misconduct"
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/p...
"Trump’s transition team scrambled Thursday after Trump’s incoming chief of staff Susie Wiles was presented with an allegation that former Fox & Friends cohost Pete Hegseth, Trump’s nominee to be Defense Secretary, had engaged in sexual misconduct"
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/p...
Trump’s Defense Secretary Pick Pete Hegseth Said to Face Previous Sexual Misconduct Allegation
Sources say Donald Trump’s transition team leadership met with the former Fox News host, who is a left-field pick to head the Department of Defense, about the claims on Thursday.
www.vanityfair.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Folks I cannot do another four years of treating Gabriel Sherman’s hallucinogenic fan fiction as real.
Is there a way to use an application to automatically find everyone you follow at the other place and follow them?
November 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Is there a way to use an application to automatically find everyone you follow at the other place and follow them?
Today the sun sets on my fourth year of practice. Next week, circumstance will lead me to work out of offices on Pennsylvania and Park Avenues. 60 years ago my father slept in a garage during high school. My grandfather was a schmattaman. What a journey.
September 8, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Today the sun sets on my fourth year of practice. Next week, circumstance will lead me to work out of offices on Pennsylvania and Park Avenues. 60 years ago my father slept in a garage during high school. My grandfather was a schmattaman. What a journey.
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011, which is to say a majority of my life past the age of 5. I can’t say I’ll miss it. I’ve made a couple friends I guess, but most of my online friends are from Facebook. I guess it’s mostly a pseudo-anonymous way to scream into the void since I can’t publicly anymore.
July 2, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I’ve been on Twitter since 2011, which is to say a majority of my life past the age of 5. I can’t say I’ll miss it. I’ve made a couple friends I guess, but most of my online friends are from Facebook. I guess it’s mostly a pseudo-anonymous way to scream into the void since I can’t publicly anymore.
I made it on one of the lifeboats!
July 1, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I made it on one of the lifeboats!
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I would like to welcome another of my closest degenerate friends to Bluesky...
@noahmf.bsky.social
He's absolutely worth the follow, I promise!
@noahmf.bsky.social
He's absolutely worth the follow, I promise!
May 27, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I would like to welcome another of my closest degenerate friends to Bluesky...
@noahmf.bsky.social
He's absolutely worth the follow, I promise!
@noahmf.bsky.social
He's absolutely worth the follow, I promise!