Nixon Wuz Robbed
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When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.
Pro tip: if someone says that soldiers must obey the law, and you threaten to hang them for saying that, you’re kind of making their point for them.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pro tip: if someone says that soldiers must obey the law, and you threaten to hang them for saying that, you’re kind of making their point for them.
MAGA cope: "this election didn't matter, it was just blue states voting blue"
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
MAGA cope: "this election didn't matter, it was just blue states voting blue"
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
Reality: Every single Virginia county shifted left.
My daughter lives in Spotsylvania, which was Trump +8 in 2024.
Spanberger just flipped it blue for the 1st time ever.
Cope harder, MAGA. You're gonna need it.
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
Tuesday's election results call to mind Winston Churchill's quote after the Battle of El Alamein:
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tuesday's election results call to mind Winston Churchill's quote after the Battle of El Alamein:
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
“Now go away! Or I will taunt you a second time!”
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“Now go away! Or I will taunt you a second time!”
Immigrants are awesome.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
This. Immigrants are awesome, and I wish we weren’t so afraid to say it.
As the people who insist otherwise try to burn the country, it's important to affirm that immigrants, from everywhere, are awesome, and America is better the more immigrants we have. You have to be just empty and vapid and unimaginably small to reject that.
October 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Immigrants are awesome.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
MAGA: We rough tough macho masculine alpha males have nothing but contempt for all y'all weak effeminate low-T libtard soyboys!
Also MAGA: He had to walk up one flight of stairs because an escalator stopped moving and it's basically 9/11
Also MAGA: He had to walk up one flight of stairs because an escalator stopped moving and it's basically 9/11
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MAGA: We rough tough macho masculine alpha males have nothing but contempt for all y'all weak effeminate low-T libtard soyboys!
Also MAGA: He had to walk up one flight of stairs because an escalator stopped moving and it's basically 9/11
Also MAGA: He had to walk up one flight of stairs because an escalator stopped moving and it's basically 9/11
I have issued an executive order directing George R.R. Martin to finish and publish the Winds of Winter, I mean, for the love of God dude, thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have issued an executive order directing George R.R. Martin to finish and publish the Winds of Winter, I mean, for the love of God dude, thank you for your attention to this matter!
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It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
"The national debt is an existential crisis requiring that we fire thousands of federal workers, take health care away from millions of Americans, and let millions of children starve to death overseas. Also, by the way, we're building a $200 million gold-plated ballroom at the White House! Cheers!"
August 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"The national debt is an existential crisis requiring that we fire thousands of federal workers, take health care away from millions of Americans, and let millions of children starve to death overseas. Also, by the way, we're building a $200 million gold-plated ballroom at the White House! Cheers!"
As an avid fan of 1950s sci-fi/horror flicks, I regret to inform you that this is how it begins. So long y’all. Humanity had a good run…
Okay, an okay run.
Okay, an okay run.
August 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
As an avid fan of 1950s sci-fi/horror flicks, I regret to inform you that this is how it begins. So long y’all. Humanity had a good run…
Okay, an okay run.
Okay, an okay run.
Trump: [literally shoots someone on 5th Avenue]
Drudge: FLORIDA MAN MURDERS NEW YORKER
NYT: Trump's Gun Violence Policies Radically Differ...
WaPo: Democrats Pounce...
CNN: Trump Approval Rating Unchanged...
Fox: Hunter's laptop! Hillary's emails! Biden's autopen! Obama's tan suit! Squirrel!
Drudge: FLORIDA MAN MURDERS NEW YORKER
NYT: Trump's Gun Violence Policies Radically Differ...
WaPo: Democrats Pounce...
CNN: Trump Approval Rating Unchanged...
Fox: Hunter's laptop! Hillary's emails! Biden's autopen! Obama's tan suit! Squirrel!
July 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump: [literally shoots someone on 5th Avenue]
Drudge: FLORIDA MAN MURDERS NEW YORKER
NYT: Trump's Gun Violence Policies Radically Differ...
WaPo: Democrats Pounce...
CNN: Trump Approval Rating Unchanged...
Fox: Hunter's laptop! Hillary's emails! Biden's autopen! Obama's tan suit! Squirrel!
Drudge: FLORIDA MAN MURDERS NEW YORKER
NYT: Trump's Gun Violence Policies Radically Differ...
WaPo: Democrats Pounce...
CNN: Trump Approval Rating Unchanged...
Fox: Hunter's laptop! Hillary's emails! Biden's autopen! Obama's tan suit! Squirrel!
SCOOP: In December 2000, an 8-year-old Zohran Mamdani told a department store Santa that he had been "nice". But school records hacked by a notorious Neo-Nazi reveal that Mamdani had, in fact, occasionally been naughty. Read the latest hard-hitting expose by Benjamin Ryan, exclusively in the NYT.
July 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
SCOOP: In December 2000, an 8-year-old Zohran Mamdani told a department store Santa that he had been "nice". But school records hacked by a notorious Neo-Nazi reveal that Mamdani had, in fact, occasionally been naughty. Read the latest hard-hitting expose by Benjamin Ryan, exclusively in the NYT.
So now we've entered the political assassination phase of the authoritarian takeover. Cool, cool. Don't worry, frog, the temperature won't keep increasing.
June 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So now we've entered the political assassination phase of the authoritarian takeover. Cool, cool. Don't worry, frog, the temperature won't keep increasing.
Today would be a good day for all the banks that own Elon's debt to call the loans.
June 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Today would be a good day for all the banks that own Elon's debt to call the loans.
Kissinger, Iran-Iraq, etc.
June 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Kissinger, Iran-Iraq, etc.
“And we call it… The Aristocrats!”
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“And we call it… The Aristocrats!”
Coming of age in the Reagan era, I used to believe in free trade, pro-growth policies, etc. But I now understand that prosperity is bad, actually, and the real problem is our decadent addiction to bourgeouis comforts. We all* must sacrifice to help Dear Leader realize his sacred vision of juche.
April 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Coming of age in the Reagan era, I used to believe in free trade, pro-growth policies, etc. But I now understand that prosperity is bad, actually, and the real problem is our decadent addiction to bourgeouis comforts. We all* must sacrifice to help Dear Leader realize his sacred vision of juche.
who could have possibly foreseen that appointing a grossly unqualified person to one of the toughest and most crucial national security jobs simply because you think he looks good on TV might result in negative consequences
March 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
who could have possibly foreseen that appointing a grossly unqualified person to one of the toughest and most crucial national security jobs simply because you think he looks good on TV might result in negative consequences
How it started: "The Cybertruck will be bulletproof and basically indestructible!"
How it's going:
How it's going:
March 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How it started: "The Cybertruck will be bulletproof and basically indestructible!"
How it's going:
How it's going:
Well, you know, the DOGE people are really just concerned about "government efficiency", so they're eliminating wasteful and nonessential programs like (checks notes) preventing a bird flu pandemic, safeguarding our nuclear arsenal, and stopping terrorists from smuggling bombs aboard airliners.
March 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Well, you know, the DOGE people are really just concerned about "government efficiency", so they're eliminating wasteful and nonessential programs like (checks notes) preventing a bird flu pandemic, safeguarding our nuclear arsenal, and stopping terrorists from smuggling bombs aboard airliners.