𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄
𝑴𝑬 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙇𝙔 ─── .ᐣ ˎˊ˗
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
I will be unstoppable with my $5,000 of google play cards.
[ pulling out a bunch of ( clearly fake 💀 ) cards . they have the play logo drawn on them with crayon . 😭🙏 ]
[ pulling out a bunch of ( clearly fake 💀 ) cards . they have the play logo drawn on them with crayon . 😭🙏 ]
i didn't invent google play cards . ohhh, no ... i should have thought of it ...
[ 💀🙏 ]
[ pulling out a bunch of ( clearly fake 💀 ) cards . they have the play logo drawn on them with crayon . 😭🙏 ]
i didn't invent google play cards . ohhh, no ... i should have thought of it ...
[ 💀🙏 ]
Father, I want you to buy me $5,000 in Google play cards. But don’t redeem them.
I need to be able to use the $5,000 of Google play cards to repay my debt.
yes, i also invented waddling .
[ NO YOU DIDN'T . 💀🙏 ]
hello, red amogus . 🙂↕️
i didn't invent google play cards . ohhh, no ... i should have thought of it ...
[ 💀🙏 ]
yes, i also invented waddling .
[ NO YOU DIDN'T . 💀🙏 ]
hello, red amogus . 🙂↕️
[ Waddling over to him 😭 🙏 ]
I am here.
i invented impostors ...
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I INVENTED YOU . 👺
[ pointing at @theredimposter.bsky.social . ]
not cortex . ME .ᐟ.ᐟ I DID IT . 👺👺
yes, i also invented waddling .
[ NO YOU DIDN'T . 💀🙏 ]
hello, red amogus . 🙂↕️
i invented impostors ...
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I INVENTED YOU . 👺
[ pointing at @theredimposter.bsky.social . ]
not cortex . ME .ᐟ.ᐟ I DID IT . 👺👺
i invented impostors ...
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I INVENTED YOU . 👺
[ pointing at @theredimposter.bsky.social . ]
not cortex . ME .ᐟ.ᐟ I DID IT . 👺👺
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i merely needed a moment to c - c - compile a list of my greatest achievements ── .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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i merely needed a moment to c - c - compile a list of my greatest achievements ── .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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