Nitai Bessette
@nitaib.bsky.social
Game developer. Canadian. One quarter sheepdog.
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Cute that AC: Shadows thinks they can challenge me, a Zelda player with Horse Archery. Y’all don’t know the beginning of what I can do.
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Cute that AC: Shadows thinks they can challenge me, a Zelda player with Horse Archery. Y’all don’t know the beginning of what I can do.
This would have sold 20 million copies and marketed itself
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This would have sold 20 million copies and marketed itself
When did cheese become 13 dollars?
September 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When did cheese become 13 dollars?
I've been waging war against the fruit flies. Many fell, but in doing so I introduced survival pressure. Only the smartest, most capable flies survived. I battle their offspring and the cycle continues. I am losing. In my hubris I lose the war.
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've been waging war against the fruit flies. Many fell, but in doing so I introduced survival pressure. Only the smartest, most capable flies survived. I battle their offspring and the cycle continues. I am losing. In my hubris I lose the war.
Not usually a discourse guy but geeez
August 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not usually a discourse guy but geeez
My toxic trait is checking hotel TVs for logged in YouTube and Netflix accounts, and watching a bunch of weird stuff on them to disrupt their algorithms.
July 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My toxic trait is checking hotel TVs for logged in YouTube and Netflix accounts, and watching a bunch of weird stuff on them to disrupt their algorithms.
South Park came to play. Good on Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
July 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
South Park came to play. Good on Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Now that you and @cavanaghtom.bsky.social are both in the DCU can we get your characters together to eat some snacks???
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Now that you and @cavanaghtom.bsky.social are both in the DCU can we get your characters together to eat some snacks???
Reposted by Nitai Bessette
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years
Put a story mode in Balatro and watch it take over the world.
May 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Put a story mode in Balatro and watch it take over the world.
“My sacrifice?!!” Was wasting 10ish hours watching Andor season 2. Wth was that???!
May 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“My sacrifice?!!” Was wasting 10ish hours watching Andor season 2. Wth was that???!
🗳️ Pokémon go to the polls? 🗳️
April 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
🗳️ Pokémon go to the polls? 🗳️
Wait a second. Does everyone know that “Blue Prince” is a pun and I am just now getting it????
April 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Wait a second. Does everyone know that “Blue Prince” is a pun and I am just now getting it????
Black Mirror episode plots are like:
What if an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if technology robbed us of our humanity and also an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if technology robbed us of our humanity and also an AI had feelings?
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Black Mirror episode plots are like:
What if an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if technology robbed us of our humanity and also an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if an AI had feelings?
What if technology robbed us of our humanity and also an AI had feelings?
Black Mirror season 7 is out for those who celebrate
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Black Mirror season 7 is out for those who celebrate
Get ready for a barrage of movies based on Roblox, Fortnite, Among Us, etc. (complimentary)
“A Minecraft Movie” sold an astounding $157 million in tickets in North America from Friday through Sunday, according to box office analysts, nearly double the expected amount.
‘A Minecraft Movie’ Arrives as a Surprise Box Office Smash
Weekend ticket sales will total $157 million, analysts said, nearly double the expected amount, ending a Hollywood dry spell.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Get ready for a barrage of movies based on Roblox, Fortnite, Among Us, etc. (complimentary)
What’s your favourite flavour of toilet paper?
March 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What’s your favourite flavour of toilet paper?
This is the only road back to Vancouver! Been stuck in traffic for 4 hours. AMA (I don’t know anything)
The Sea to Sky highway is expected to remain closed for several hour after a multi-vehicle collision on Sunday.
‘Avoid the area’: Highway 99 closed in both directions after serious collision
The Sea to Sky highway is expected to remain closed for several hour after a multi-vehicle collision on Sunday.
dlvr.it
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is the only road back to Vancouver! Been stuck in traffic for 4 hours. AMA (I don’t know anything)
I don't want to hear any more vague news stories about drones. Bring X-files back. Let Mulder and Scully go to new Jersey and figure it out.
December 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I don't want to hear any more vague news stories about drones. Bring X-files back. Let Mulder and Scully go to new Jersey and figure it out.
The worst toilet in space
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 AM
The worst toilet in space
And may all our games ship 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
For all the game devs who had a cool year, but can't mention what you worked on, we see you, too. And 👏👏👏 to you, as well!
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 AM
And may all our games ship 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
Also very personal to me. My first palindrome was A man a plan a canal Panama.
This is personal to me as well. My dad’s favorite song was “Panama” by Van Halen.
December 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Also very personal to me. My first palindrome was A man a plan a canal Panama.