being home 24/7 with a newborn means my energy bill is already looking like a $900 quarter but now the weather gods decide to throw in a second extreme heatwave 🫠
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
being home 24/7 with a newborn means my energy bill is already looking like a $900 quarter but now the weather gods decide to throw in a second extreme heatwave 🫠
this is the first time harry’s announced an aus tour and i have felt nothing. i am free
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
this is the first time harry’s announced an aus tour and i have felt nothing. i am free
need to stop using my phone around my baby, he just disliked some random person’s comment on fb in his sleep
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
need to stop using my phone around my baby, he just disliked some random person’s comment on fb in his sleep
looking at my instagram and seeing my posts transition from gig photos to baby photos is so surreal?? i honestly feel like life has just Happened to me since i made the decision to move home. who woulda thought the same yr we moved into our own place we’d be ending that year with a baby in the house
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
looking at my instagram and seeing my posts transition from gig photos to baby photos is so surreal?? i honestly feel like life has just Happened to me since i made the decision to move home. who woulda thought the same yr we moved into our own place we’d be ending that year with a baby in the house
how it feels to spend 90 mins feeding ur baby at 3am only for them to throw up their entire stomach contents the second they finally fall back to sleep
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up in an art studio
Alt: mr bean in an art studio giving a thumbs up to all the people around him
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January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
how it feels to spend 90 mins feeding ur baby at 3am only for them to throw up their entire stomach contents the second they finally fall back to sleep
my fiancé went into heated rivalry thinking it was gonna be like shoresy and he was very disappointed in the lack of hockey fights
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
my fiancé went into heated rivalry thinking it was gonna be like shoresy and he was very disappointed in the lack of hockey fights
ikea charging $699 for delivery of a small flatpack bookshelf 😭 i could probably get an uber driver to pick it up and drive it 3 hrs to me for less than that
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
ikea charging $699 for delivery of a small flatpack bookshelf 😭 i could probably get an uber driver to pick it up and drive it 3 hrs to me for less than that
besides only getting 2-3 hrs of sleep a night the hardest part of motherhood so far is telling people ur not up for visitors 😅 i have so many messages left unopened coz im so bad at telling people no
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
besides only getting 2-3 hrs of sleep a night the hardest part of motherhood so far is telling people ur not up for visitors 😅 i have so many messages left unopened coz im so bad at telling people no
nearly 4 weeks in (wtf) and i absolutely see why they call this the newborn trenches. i slept 9am-12pm last night (today?) and honestly don’t know how i would have made it thru another night of cluster feeding without tiktok keeping me awake
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
nearly 4 weeks in (wtf) and i absolutely see why they call this the newborn trenches. i slept 9am-12pm last night (today?) and honestly don’t know how i would have made it thru another night of cluster feeding without tiktok keeping me awake
just found out louis is getting a cousin this yr!!!! i am so excited 😭 i loved growing up with cousins close in age and im so happy he gets to experience this too 🥹
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
just found out louis is getting a cousin this yr!!!! i am so excited 😭 i loved growing up with cousins close in age and im so happy he gets to experience this too 🥹
my baby the second my head hits the pillow every night: 👁️👄👁️
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
my baby the second my head hits the pillow every night: 👁️👄👁️
just asked bam to name all 5 spice girls: “sporty, scary, baby, ginger and sexy”
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 PM
just asked bam to name all 5 spice girls: “sporty, scary, baby, ginger and sexy”
do not understand how my 2 week old baby is stronger than me. dude’s like the hulk he can turn his arms into concrete
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
do not understand how my 2 week old baby is stronger than me. dude’s like the hulk he can turn his arms into concrete
thank u to my newborn son for gifting me with the last christmas day sleep in im gonna get for a long time
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
thank u to my newborn son for gifting me with the last christmas day sleep in im gonna get for a long time
genuinely so gutted by this 😭
Absolutely devastating news about James Ransone. I don't even know what to say. Sending all my love to those who knew & loved him.
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
genuinely so gutted by this 😭
me every morning post-caesar trying to do my first poop since monday
elmo from sesame street sitting on a toilet
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December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me every morning post-caesar trying to do my first poop since monday
i’d never experienced true sleep deprivation until this week and it is the most surreal experience ever. my hearing was muted and i was having conversations and feeling like i wasn’t even in the room. recovering from major surgery w strong pain meds for days didn’t help lol the brain is so weird
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i’d never experienced true sleep deprivation until this week and it is the most surreal experience ever. my hearing was muted and i was having conversations and feeling like i wasn’t even in the room. recovering from major surgery w strong pain meds for days didn’t help lol the brain is so weird
i had a baby yesterday and he is my favourite thing in the whole entire world. everyone meet louis 🥹
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
i had a baby yesterday and he is my favourite thing in the whole entire world. everyone meet louis 🥹
knowing the exact day ur life is about to completely change is the weirdest feeling in the world. i am in the ultimate limbo right now half mourning my current life and half bursting with excitement at the thought of meeting my little man. also can’t wait to get this FOOT out of my RIBS
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
knowing the exact day ur life is about to completely change is the weirdest feeling in the world. i am in the ultimate limbo right now half mourning my current life and half bursting with excitement at the thought of meeting my little man. also can’t wait to get this FOOT out of my RIBS
tbh the bit im least keen about post-birth is having to share a room 😭 i was lucky enough to have my own room every visit the last 3 weeks except for 1 night in COU where i had to listen to a man snore-moaning for 10 hrs straight rip
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
tbh the bit im least keen about post-birth is having to share a room 😭 i was lucky enough to have my own room every visit the last 3 weeks except for 1 night in COU where i had to listen to a man snore-moaning for 10 hrs straight rip
just had a normal blood pressure reading for the first time in over a month can we get a hell yeah
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just had a normal blood pressure reading for the first time in over a month can we get a hell yeah
told myself i wasnt going to buy any gig tickets for next year til baby is here so i know whether travelling to melbourne is even an option for us…..but this superheaven tour is gonna kill me if i miss it they’ve been such a huge part of my life’s soundtrack the past 7 years
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
told myself i wasnt going to buy any gig tickets for next year til baby is here so i know whether travelling to melbourne is even an option for us…..but this superheaven tour is gonna kill me if i miss it they’ve been such a huge part of my life’s soundtrack the past 7 years
packing my hospital bag for the third time in case my OB appointment goes bad again today 😮💨🤞🏼
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
packing my hospital bag for the third time in case my OB appointment goes bad again today 😮💨🤞🏼
things that have been making my blood pressure spike: too many notifications, people coming over to my house, anybody talking to me in a tone that isn’t strictly polite, walking around the house, standing up, sitting up, the thought of taking a blood pressure reading
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
things that have been making my blood pressure spike: too many notifications, people coming over to my house, anybody talking to me in a tone that isn’t strictly polite, walking around the house, standing up, sitting up, the thought of taking a blood pressure reading