NiGHTS🌙
@nightopia.bsky.social
The Protector of Nightopia has arrived to Bluesky!
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NiGHTS🌙
@nightopia.bsky.social
· Feb 18
SHINOBI: Art of Vengeance emerges from the shadows on August 29, 2025!
Play as Joe Musashi in a new 2D action platformer that marks the return of the iconic SHINOBI franchise. Battle challenging enemies and epic bosses in a uniquely hand-drawn world.
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Play as Joe Musashi in a new 2D action platformer that marks the return of the iconic SHINOBI franchise. Battle challenging enemies and epic bosses in a uniquely hand-drawn world.
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Cool and all but i need a new game ngl
what am i doing with my life lmfao
February 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
what am i doing with my life lmfao
My pal Goose is better than Ristar
“OHHHh..
That goose.
….
I mean, he’s cool.
But what does this have to do with Ristar?”
That goose.
….
I mean, he’s cool.
But what does this have to do with Ristar?”
February 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My pal Goose is better than Ristar
“Goose is dead, stinking rotting, body decaying.
He’s never coming back, little boy/girl/whatever we are.”
He’s never coming back, little boy/girl/whatever we are.”
"Goose is better."
February 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Goose is better."
“I’m sorry, are you insulting the baby?-“
"Cry about it."
February 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Goose is better."
"Cry about it."
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〝 Hey, that’s not nice! :( 〞
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〝 Hey, that’s not nice! :( 〞
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"Your lose, my pal Goose is much better than you anyway."
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Cry about it."
Reposted by NiGHTS🌙
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"If you care about the Nightopians why dont you protect them and avenge them! GoobGoob was a innocent Nightopian who was fishing cutely, then Alex Kidd fucking killed GoobGoob! He killed GoobGoob for fun! How are you okay with that?
Also, the difference is... I dont know i just i know im better."
Also, the difference is... I dont know i just i know im better."
“….
Huh…
Uh.
Okay..
Counterpoint..
Since you’re me.
..
Don’t you also paraloop Nightopians? What makes this any different?”
..
Ah shit..
“…I care about them too but if you’re REALLY me, you must know i’m not exactly a goody two shoes.~”
Huh…
Uh.
Okay..
Counterpoint..
Since you’re me.
..
Don’t you also paraloop Nightopians? What makes this any different?”
..
Ah shit..
“…I care about them too but if you’re REALLY me, you must know i’m not exactly a goody two shoes.~”
"The funny thing is you talk like i cant paraloop, i am ltierally you but superior and with a desert eagle. Now, i must avenge GoobGoob."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
February 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"If you care about the Nightopians why dont you protect them and avenge them! GoobGoob was a innocent Nightopian who was fishing cutely, then Alex Kidd fucking killed GoobGoob! He killed GoobGoob for fun! How are you okay with that?
Also, the difference is... I dont know i just i know im better."
Also, the difference is... I dont know i just i know im better."
"The funny thing is you talk like i cant paraloop, i am ltierally you but superior and with a desert eagle. Now, i must avenge GoobGoob."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
“. . .
Oh don’t worry, I notice you, pumpkin~”
Oh shit.
“Now, are we gonna talk about this or am I gonna have to paraloop you, huh?”
Oh don’t worry, I notice you, pumpkin~”
Oh shit.
“Now, are we gonna talk about this or am I gonna have to paraloop you, huh?”
February 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"The funny thing is you talk like i cant paraloop, i am ltierally you but superior and with a desert eagle. Now, i must avenge GoobGoob."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
Aims at them.
"Surrender or else."
Appears behind them, holding a desert eagle pistol.
"..."
"..."
;;
FINALLY UP R E E E
FINALLY UP R E E E
February 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Appears behind them, holding a desert eagle pistol.
"..."
"..."
"Your lose, my pal Goose is much better than you anyway."
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〝 I’ll pass. 💧〞
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〝 I’ll pass. 💧〞
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No. Thats called an treaty.
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Your lose, my pal Goose is much better than you anyway."
No. Thats called an treaty.
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〝 Isn’t that a bribe? 〞
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〝 Isn’t that a bribe? 〞
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Trust me and i will get you 50 chicken nuggets shaped like stars.
February 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
No. Thats called an treaty.
NiGHTS was surprised that the Goose stole a Pistol that fast. They took the Pistol and shot it to the air, it was working.
"That was... Weirdly fast, pal. And its working and theres a bunch of ammos... Thanks a lot."
Then NiGHTS gave the Goose an carrot
"You deserve that."
"That was... Weirdly fast, pal. And its working and theres a bunch of ammos... Thanks a lot."
Then NiGHTS gave the Goose an carrot
"You deserve that."
The Jester had barely got the words out by the time the Goose had not only left, but returned with a gun and a bunch of ammo
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
NiGHTS was surprised that the Goose stole a Pistol that fast. They took the Pistol and shot it to the air, it was working.
"That was... Weirdly fast, pal. And its working and theres a bunch of ammos... Thanks a lot."
Then NiGHTS gave the Goose an carrot
"You deserve that."
"That was... Weirdly fast, pal. And its working and theres a bunch of ammos... Thanks a lot."
Then NiGHTS gave the Goose an carrot
"You deserve that."
Good, i guess we are friends now, or allies or teammates... what you call it.
Also if you dont mind it, can you steal a gun from somewhere?... Specifically an smg or two. I heard you are good at stealing stuff.
Also if you dont mind it, can you steal a gun from somewhere?... Specifically an smg or two. I heard you are good at stealing stuff.
The Goose drops the sandwich at Nights' feet
"Honk"
It appears to have accepted the terms
"Honk"
It appears to have accepted the terms
U can have it if you help me kill alex kidd and kill the faker
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Good, i guess we are friends now, or allies or teammates... what you call it.
Also if you dont mind it, can you steal a gun from somewhere?... Specifically an smg or two. I heard you are good at stealing stuff.
Also if you dont mind it, can you steal a gun from somewhere?... Specifically an smg or two. I heard you are good at stealing stuff.
U can have it if you help me kill alex kidd and kill the faker
The goose is currently running off with [Reader's] lunch
"HONK"
"HONK"
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
U can have it if you help me kill alex kidd and kill the faker
Trust me and i will get you 50 chicken nuggets shaped like stars.
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〝 I…I don’t know.. the fact
that there’s two of you makes
this REALLY confusing.. 〞
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〝 I…I don’t know.. the fact
that there’s two of you makes
this REALLY confusing.. 〞
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Dont believe them, Ristar.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
February 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Trust me and i will get you 50 chicken nuggets shaped like stars.
Dont believe them, Ristar.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
❪ Looking up from the bowl,
confused. ❫
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〝 Why did they laugh if they were
talking about nuts? 〞
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confused. ❫
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〝 Why did they laugh if they were
talking about nuts? 〞
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“….
These nuts, Ristar.
Eat up.”
That’s the best way to put it as NiGHTS just gave them a bowl of nuts and peanuts.
“That’s what it means.”
These nuts, Ristar.
Eat up.”
That’s the best way to put it as NiGHTS just gave them a bowl of nuts and peanuts.
“That’s what it means.”
February 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dont believe them, Ristar.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
Deez Nuts means more complicated things. Follow me and i will set you free, also i will explain what Deez Nuts REALLY means.
I forgot to mention i made a cameo in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and Postal 2 on the Nintendo Gamecube!
February 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I forgot to mention i made a cameo in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and Postal 2 on the Nintendo Gamecube!
***Epic boss music***
Even if you did, why dont you want want justice? You are no protector of Nightopia, the real protector must protect its people at all costs, and you are just caling Alex Kidd a "Friend" A "FRIEND" ! He killed a fellow Nightopian, and he shall get what he deserves!
Even if you did, why dont you want want justice? You are no protector of Nightopia, the real protector must protect its people at all costs, and you are just caling Alex Kidd a "Friend" A "FRIEND" ! He killed a fellow Nightopian, and he shall get what he deserves!
“I did attend Goobgoob’s funeral!
You’re the one resorting to violence!
Also..
I’ll make you eat those words!”
You’re the one resorting to violence!
Also..
I’ll make you eat those words!”
Faker? I think you're the fake Nightmaren around here. Comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
***Epic boss music***
Even if you did, why dont you want want justice? You are no protector of Nightopia, the real protector must protect its people at all costs, and you are just caling Alex Kidd a "Friend" A "FRIEND" ! He killed a fellow Nightopian, and he shall get what he deserves!
Even if you did, why dont you want want justice? You are no protector of Nightopia, the real protector must protect its people at all costs, and you are just caling Alex Kidd a "Friend" A "FRIEND" ! He killed a fellow Nightopian, and he shall get what he deserves!
Faker? I think you're the fake Nightmaren around here. Comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
“Do you remember that I went to a tennis game though.
…
Exactly, faker-“
…
Exactly, faker-“
February 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Faker? I think you're the fake Nightmaren around here. Comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
Also, why didnt you attend to GoobGoob's funeral? Don't you care about the dear Nightopians? Wait.. Did you help Alex Kidd kill GoobGoob?
Its complicated.
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〝 What does “deez nuts”
mean? 〞
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〝 What does “deez nuts”
mean? 〞
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“
NO.
IT’S NOT ME ME-
IT’S ANOTHER ME!”
NO.
IT’S NOT ME ME-
IT’S ANOTHER ME!”
February 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Its complicated.
This creature is a fake NiGHTS made by Wizeman to fool us, im the real NiGHTS, NiGHTS from NiGHTS Score Attack for the Game Boy Advance!
February 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This creature is a fake NiGHTS made by Wizeman to fool us, im the real NiGHTS, NiGHTS from NiGHTS Score Attack for the Game Boy Advance!
Nah i am the real NiGHTS, NiGHTS from NiGHTS Into Dreams, Sonic Pinball Party, NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, NiGHTS Score Attack and NiGHTS Dream Wheel!
February 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Nah i am the real NiGHTS, NiGHTS from NiGHTS Into Dreams, Sonic Pinball Party, NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, NiGHTS Score Attack and NiGHTS Dream Wheel!
Its-a me, NiGHTS from the hit Sega Saturn game NiGHTS Into Dreams!
I MEAN CD, LIKE CDEEZ NUTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
February 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Its-a me, NiGHTS from the hit Sega Saturn game NiGHTS Into Dreams!
the reason i gambled the whole money of nightopia is that i were drunk
QOTD
How would you describe your muse’s relationship with alcohol?
How would you describe your muse’s relationship with alcohol?
a person is holding a shot glass with a foamy substance in it
ALT: a person is holding a shot glass with a foamy substance in it
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February 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the reason i gambled the whole money of nightopia is that i were drunk
shut up its funny
“Now that’s messed up. Using a dead joke from the past.”
“Hey, NiGHTS, did you split in two or something? Asking because there’s another you pestering me.
Sigh.. “A deez nuts joke in the big 2025…”
Sigh.. “A deez nuts joke in the big 2025…”
February 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
shut up its funny