Nigel Baker
@nigelebaker.bsky.social
Agile, Retro, Funny, oh so tired.
There is a god. www.coca-cola.com/gb/en/media-...
IT’S BACK! LIMITED EDITION DIET CHERRY COKE® RETURNS TO SHELVES ACROSS BRITAIN
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October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There is a god. www.coca-cola.com/gb/en/media-...
You realise the world isn't a totally great place, when you start admiring the life of Reginald Perrin.
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You realise the world isn't a totally great place, when you start admiring the life of Reginald Perrin.
If the Invisible Man *was* sleeping in your bed - The Ghostbusters would be the worse people to call as he is not supernatural in anyway and achieved his transparentness though scientific experiement.
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If the Invisible Man *was* sleeping in your bed - The Ghostbusters would be the worse people to call as he is not supernatural in anyway and achieved his transparentness though scientific experiement.
Fascists are destroying the world and we are talking about feelings and dancing? No thanks.
May 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fascists are destroying the world and we are talking about feelings and dancing? No thanks.
Considering the song "Fear the Reaper" is not about Suicide... it sounds an awful lot like it's about Suicide. youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c?...
Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Audio)
YouTube video by BlueOysterCultVEVO
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May 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Considering the song "Fear the Reaper" is not about Suicide... it sounds an awful lot like it's about Suicide. youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c?...
Sir Randolph Fiennes threw his hand into the freezing cold water of the arctic, to retrieve his sleigh which fell through the ice. He lost his fingers due to the frostbite. I have done the same - Except for "cold water" = "hot ramen noodles", sleigh = "iPhone 12" + "slightly burned" over frostbite.
April 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Sir Randolph Fiennes threw his hand into the freezing cold water of the arctic, to retrieve his sleigh which fell through the ice. He lost his fingers due to the frostbite. I have done the same - Except for "cold water" = "hot ramen noodles", sleigh = "iPhone 12" + "slightly burned" over frostbite.
Reposted by Nigel Baker
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
Oh I'm sure it is.
April 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh I'm sure it is.
Gotta catch them all!
March 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Gotta catch them all!
Just bought a new self-help book to help me through the new world we live in.
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just bought a new self-help book to help me through the new world we live in.
@parcelforce.bsky.social just told me they have attempted delivery but no one was in. We are in. Also, I have a ring camera. No one has appeared on that camera all day. Thanks for the lies you lying #parcelforce!
March 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@parcelforce.bsky.social just told me they have attempted delivery but no one was in. We are in. Also, I have a ring camera. No one has appeared on that camera all day. Thanks for the lies you lying #parcelforce!
I am superimposing human feelings onto an animal. Look! A photo of said animal!
February 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I am superimposing human feelings onto an animal. Look! A photo of said animal!
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Imagine simping for the uncoolest human in the world.
February 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Imagine simping for the uncoolest human in the world.
My 10 year old announced this yesterday!
Dresses with no pockets shouldn't be allowed.
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My 10 year old announced this yesterday!
I was gorgeous* - I wish someone told me at the time!
*ish
*ish
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I was gorgeous* - I wish someone told me at the time!
*ish
*ish
Why do I look like Serpentor with his mask off?
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Why do I look like Serpentor with his mask off?
I cannot remove my gloves in anyway but "theatrically villainous"
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I cannot remove my gloves in anyway but "theatrically villainous"
Nothing I enjoy more* than someone I personally dislike, having a different and wrong opinion to me.
*Except Diet Coke, GI Joe, Star Wars, My Family, Bristol City FC, Poker, Agile, Scrum, Transformers, Joy Division, Prodigy, Fistful of Dynamite, Slow Horses, Log Burners, Nostalgic Christnas TV, Nin
*Except Diet Coke, GI Joe, Star Wars, My Family, Bristol City FC, Poker, Agile, Scrum, Transformers, Joy Division, Prodigy, Fistful of Dynamite, Slow Horses, Log Burners, Nostalgic Christnas TV, Nin
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Nothing I enjoy more* than someone I personally dislike, having a different and wrong opinion to me.
*Except Diet Coke, GI Joe, Star Wars, My Family, Bristol City FC, Poker, Agile, Scrum, Transformers, Joy Division, Prodigy, Fistful of Dynamite, Slow Horses, Log Burners, Nostalgic Christnas TV, Nin
*Except Diet Coke, GI Joe, Star Wars, My Family, Bristol City FC, Poker, Agile, Scrum, Transformers, Joy Division, Prodigy, Fistful of Dynamite, Slow Horses, Log Burners, Nostalgic Christnas TV, Nin
Watching the #bbc #bluepeter #gladiators special - my Sherlock Holmes daughter spotted one of their "biscuit foam fingers" was not up to bbc kids tv standards...
January 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Watching the #bbc #bluepeter #gladiators special - my Sherlock Holmes daughter spotted one of their "biscuit foam fingers" was not up to bbc kids tv standards...
"Why has no one turned up for this workshop? There is only one minute to go till we start!!!!
//checks invite I sent.
Ah - 31 minutes..."
//checks invite I sent.
Ah - 31 minutes..."
December 18, 2024 at 9:02 AM
"Why has no one turned up for this workshop? There is only one minute to go till we start!!!!
//checks invite I sent.
Ah - 31 minutes..."
//checks invite I sent.
Ah - 31 minutes..."
Because I have very few followers here, in this quiet little corner of the galactic interweb - I can say how I truly feel at this exact moment.
SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Thank you. You may continue with your business.
SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Thank you. You may continue with your business.
a close up of a cat 's face with the words oh hhh written on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words oh hhh written on the bottom
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December 17, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Because I have very few followers here, in this quiet little corner of the galactic interweb - I can say how I truly feel at this exact moment.
SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Thank you. You may continue with your business.
SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Thank you. You may continue with your business.
Me meeting Sinitta at BBC Radio 5 after the quiz I won!
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Me meeting Sinitta at BBC Radio 5 after the quiz I won!