Venus Deathtrap
@nicsnyx.bsky.social
NY🧳NV🧳CO🧳CA ⚜️ Boss Bitxh LLC ⚜️ Not Real ⚜️ Filled with coffee & rage
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Gonna tell my kids we made the emergency number 911 in honor of the tragedy.
January 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Gonna tell my kids we made the emergency number 911 in honor of the tragedy.
Apparently, "pulling a Nicole" means just saying FUXK it, do it and be mildly successful at it 😅
If you heard someone say they had “pulled a [your name]”, what would you interpret that to mean
January 17, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Apparently, "pulling a Nicole" means just saying FUXK it, do it and be mildly successful at it 😅
And if it's not clear, I'm 10000000% pro-choice. Cry about it.
December 27, 2023 at 6:43 AM
And if it's not clear, I'm 10000000% pro-choice. Cry about it.
Someone put a random tweet on their IG story that said there were 160 abortions. No facts. No links. Just blind belief. Wow..
December 27, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Someone put a random tweet on their IG story that said there were 160 abortions. No facts. No links. Just blind belief. Wow..
This bitch (it me)
December 11, 2023 at 9:33 PM
This bitch (it me)
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the cuck of amontillado
December 11, 2023 at 7:01 PM
the cuck of amontillado
I was gonna leave my waitress a fat tip until I heard her tell her coworker, who put on the Backstreet Boys, that she was "showing her age" 😭😭😭
December 11, 2023 at 9:31 PM
I was gonna leave my waitress a fat tip until I heard her tell her coworker, who put on the Backstreet Boys, that she was "showing her age" 😭😭😭
I'm doing a pup-pool for my baby boy! Anyone can enter!
1. Follow im.with.fur on Instagram
2. $5 entry fee via Venmo to @imwfur
3. Send your guesses!
Winner will be announced Xmas!
1. Follow im.with.fur on Instagram
2. $5 entry fee via Venmo to @imwfur
3. Send your guesses!
Winner will be announced Xmas!
December 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I'm doing a pup-pool for my baby boy! Anyone can enter!
1. Follow im.with.fur on Instagram
2. $5 entry fee via Venmo to @imwfur
3. Send your guesses!
Winner will be announced Xmas!
1. Follow im.with.fur on Instagram
2. $5 entry fee via Venmo to @imwfur
3. Send your guesses!
Winner will be announced Xmas!
The bad news: I'm gonna be late.
The good news: I got coffee so I'll be able to tolerate you.
The good news: I got coffee so I'll be able to tolerate you.
November 4, 2023 at 4:57 PM
The bad news: I'm gonna be late.
The good news: I got coffee so I'll be able to tolerate you.
The good news: I got coffee so I'll be able to tolerate you.
"Why are you watching the 49ers, you don't even like football like that."
No reason
The reason
No reason
The reason
October 24, 2023 at 4:36 PM
"Why are you watching the 49ers, you don't even like football like that."
No reason
The reason
No reason
The reason
Absolutely SCREAMING at this comment thread where some girl said T Swift was the "Shakespeare of our generation." Girl.
October 24, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Absolutely SCREAMING at this comment thread where some girl said T Swift was the "Shakespeare of our generation." Girl.
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When Emily Dickinson said “all the 5s need to listen when a 10 is talking” whew, I felt that.
October 22, 2023 at 5:17 PM
When Emily Dickinson said “all the 5s need to listen when a 10 is talking” whew, I felt that.
I read this as "Dad ancestors" immediately thought 'call her daddy' and now I can't stop giggling
she let me talk to her dead ancestors in her homemade psychomanteum on the first date 😳😳😳
October 22, 2023 at 8:54 PM
I read this as "Dad ancestors" immediately thought 'call her daddy' and now I can't stop giggling
What's the German word for when someone asks you "how have you been," instead of just saying "fine," you go into a quick spark notes style explanation including the good, the bad & the ugly?
October 22, 2023 at 8:49 PM
What's the German word for when someone asks you "how have you been," instead of just saying "fine," you go into a quick spark notes style explanation including the good, the bad & the ugly?
Do *not* offer me anything pumpkin spice. I am not that bitxh
October 16, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Do *not* offer me anything pumpkin spice. I am not that bitxh
They really should just have tattoo vendors at festivals because I will 100% get buzzed & tatted
October 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
They really should just have tattoo vendors at festivals because I will 100% get buzzed & tatted
Any of my Sacramento friends going to Aftershock tomorrow? 🥹
October 5, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Any of my Sacramento friends going to Aftershock tomorrow? 🥹
We doing these kinds photoshoots or what?
October 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
We doing these kinds photoshoots or what?
*has a migraine*
boys: "Idk what you want me to do."
My Man: *buys me food, makes sure I always have a cold ice pack, walks my dog, runs a bubble bath for me*
boys: "Idk what you want me to do."
My Man: *buys me food, makes sure I always have a cold ice pack, walks my dog, runs a bubble bath for me*
September 20, 2023 at 5:14 PM
*has a migraine*
boys: "Idk what you want me to do."
My Man: *buys me food, makes sure I always have a cold ice pack, walks my dog, runs a bubble bath for me*
boys: "Idk what you want me to do."
My Man: *buys me food, makes sure I always have a cold ice pack, walks my dog, runs a bubble bath for me*
Quote what you're listening to 🙃
September 18, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Quote what you're listening to 🙃
It's 2023 and I'm being trained on "Active Shooter Response Training" INSTEAD OF ACTIVELY RESPONDING TO THE GUN ISSUE. I hate it here 🙃
September 16, 2023 at 6:58 PM
It's 2023 and I'm being trained on "Active Shooter Response Training" INSTEAD OF ACTIVELY RESPONDING TO THE GUN ISSUE. I hate it here 🙃
The problem is, I think I'm hilarious
hxcnyx on TikTok
I call it "Make a Paycheck* #letmecook #makeapaycheck #realitytv #trynottocry #chooseyourfighter
www.tiktok.com
September 14, 2023 at 7:11 PM
The problem is, I think I'm hilarious
Apparently I'm at the age now where if I sleep WRONG my back hurts to a point where I can't move a certain way 🥲
September 14, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Apparently I'm at the age now where if I sleep WRONG my back hurts to a point where I can't move a certain way 🥲
I'm tired of pretending like Nickelback didn't carry us through the 90s.
September 13, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I'm tired of pretending like Nickelback didn't carry us through the 90s.