Nicholas Patrick
@nicklynch94.bsky.social
Twitter is crap so here I am
A place for me to vent about football (Chelsea & Notts County), cricket and politics (lefty) whilst waxing lyrical over music
Lover of scotch whisky and chocolate
There’s an angel standing in the sun
A place for me to vent about football (Chelsea & Notts County), cricket and politics (lefty) whilst waxing lyrical over music
Lover of scotch whisky and chocolate
There’s an angel standing in the sun
Saw the best example of an argument for immigration on the tube in the early hours of Sunday morning.
A French couple and their south Asian friend were discussing how much they were looking forward to the greasiest, dirtiest full English in the morning to clear their hangovers.
Makes you proud.
A French couple and their south Asian friend were discussing how much they were looking forward to the greasiest, dirtiest full English in the morning to clear their hangovers.
Makes you proud.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Saw the best example of an argument for immigration on the tube in the early hours of Sunday morning.
A French couple and their south Asian friend were discussing how much they were looking forward to the greasiest, dirtiest full English in the morning to clear their hangovers.
Makes you proud.
A French couple and their south Asian friend were discussing how much they were looking forward to the greasiest, dirtiest full English in the morning to clear their hangovers.
Makes you proud.
I’m going to grow my hair like season 1 Chandler
My receding hairline is pissing me off too
I’m just so tired of feeling tired of how shite stuff is.
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m going to grow my hair like season 1 Chandler
I love Phil Collins with all of my heart and that is a hill I will die on
August 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love Phil Collins with all of my heart and that is a hill I will die on
Queen.
I understand the appeal, I hear the talent, but something about their music just irritates me, and I can’t put my finger on what it is
I understand the appeal, I hear the talent, but something about their music just irritates me, and I can’t put my finger on what it is
August 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Queen.
I understand the appeal, I hear the talent, but something about their music just irritates me, and I can’t put my finger on what it is
I understand the appeal, I hear the talent, but something about their music just irritates me, and I can’t put my finger on what it is
STOP DROPPING THE BALL
August 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
STOP DROPPING THE BALL
Nothing quite like blasting down back roads with the sunroof open and TMS on ❤️
July 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nothing quite like blasting down back roads with the sunroof open and TMS on ❤️
Sam Austin we hardly knew you💔
May 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sam Austin we hardly knew you💔
Yes, I felt myself age horrifically this morning
Job hunting can be amusing.
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
April 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yes, I felt myself age horrifically this morning
Cheltenham are comfortably the worst side Notts have lost to this season.
Irritating because it was Notts’ best performance in weeks
Irritating because it was Notts’ best performance in weeks
April 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cheltenham are comfortably the worst side Notts have lost to this season.
Irritating because it was Notts’ best performance in weeks
Irritating because it was Notts’ best performance in weeks
Sky TV can go forth and multiply.
I’d planned for the Bradford v Notts game since the fixtures came out as it’s my local away day.
Now it’s been moved from Good Friday and all 4 of the people that were coming likely won’t make it.
Bastards.
I’d planned for the Bradford v Notts game since the fixtures came out as it’s my local away day.
Now it’s been moved from Good Friday and all 4 of the people that were coming likely won’t make it.
Bastards.
March 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sky TV can go forth and multiply.
I’d planned for the Bradford v Notts game since the fixtures came out as it’s my local away day.
Now it’s been moved from Good Friday and all 4 of the people that were coming likely won’t make it.
Bastards.
I’d planned for the Bradford v Notts game since the fixtures came out as it’s my local away day.
Now it’s been moved from Good Friday and all 4 of the people that were coming likely won’t make it.
Bastards.
I enjoy liking weird videos on insta so my friends will then get that weird stuff on their fyp
February 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I enjoy liking weird videos on insta so my friends will then get that weird stuff on their fyp
Job hunting can be amusing.
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
February 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Job hunting can be amusing.
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
I found a job where the requirement is that you must not be 31 years old or older on 22/4/2025.
22/4/2025 is my 31st birthday.
I mean…really?😂
State of modern football.
Veltman goes down like that in the other box and it’s a yellow for diving. It’s a contact sport, you are allowed to jostle for the ball.
Brighton go right up the other end and score so instead of it being 1-1 it’s 2-0.
Veltman goes down like that in the other box and it’s a yellow for diving. It’s a contact sport, you are allowed to jostle for the ball.
Brighton go right up the other end and score so instead of it being 1-1 it’s 2-0.
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
State of modern football.
Veltman goes down like that in the other box and it’s a yellow for diving. It’s a contact sport, you are allowed to jostle for the ball.
Brighton go right up the other end and score so instead of it being 1-1 it’s 2-0.
Veltman goes down like that in the other box and it’s a yellow for diving. It’s a contact sport, you are allowed to jostle for the ball.
Brighton go right up the other end and score so instead of it being 1-1 it’s 2-0.
Mai Mai Mai Maiiii Traore!!
February 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Mai Mai Mai Maiiii Traore!!
Haven’t really seen it said but I thought Notts defended excellently last night
January 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Haven’t really seen it said but I thought Notts defended excellently last night
Can’t wait for Fridays. New episodes of #Severance !
January 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Can’t wait for Fridays. New episodes of #Severance !
Sam Fender just doesn’t miss, yet another banger.
Looking forward to the new album!
Looking forward to the new album!
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sam Fender just doesn’t miss, yet another banger.
Looking forward to the new album!
Looking forward to the new album!
The parallels you can draw between orange man and moustache man really are uncanny.
And yet everybody of a certain persuasion is still…🙉🙈🙊
And yet everybody of a certain persuasion is still…🙉🙈🙊
January 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The parallels you can draw between orange man and moustache man really are uncanny.
And yet everybody of a certain persuasion is still…🙉🙈🙊
And yet everybody of a certain persuasion is still…🙉🙈🙊
My receding hairline is pissing me off too
I’m just so tired of feeling tired of how shite stuff is.
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My receding hairline is pissing me off too
I’m just so tired of feeling tired of how shite stuff is.
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’m just so tired of feeling tired of how shite stuff is.
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
I’m only 30. Is it really always like this?
Spotify held an inauguration brunch for Trump and donated $150k to the ceremony.
I’m so tired of things I enjoy turning out to be run by complete scumbags
I’m so tired of things I enjoy turning out to be run by complete scumbags
January 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Spotify held an inauguration brunch for Trump and donated $150k to the ceremony.
I’m so tired of things I enjoy turning out to be run by complete scumbags
I’m so tired of things I enjoy turning out to be run by complete scumbags
Tamworth brilliantly hold spurs, are denied what would be a momentous trip to north London in a replay and lose in extra time. I think the FA cup might be dead
January 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tamworth brilliantly hold spurs, are denied what would be a momentous trip to north London in a replay and lose in extra time. I think the FA cup might be dead
I suppose I was right in a way
Grimsby is going to be bloody freezing on Saturday
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I suppose I was right in a way
Grimsby is going to be bloody freezing on Saturday
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Grimsby is going to be bloody freezing on Saturday
Mad that Littler is still 17, crazy skill
January 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mad that Littler is still 17, crazy skill