Nick Lewis 3️⃣7️⃣🍺
@nicklewis37.bsky.social
I used to be on TV, now I’m in marketing. people often tell me that they thought I would be taller. I used to be funny. I might own a bar. TB12. Rah. Skol.
To my son
(Who isn’t on this app and can’t read so you’re really the audience for now).
(Who isn’t on this app and can’t read so you’re really the audience for now).
June 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To my son
(Who isn’t on this app and can’t read so you’re really the audience for now).
(Who isn’t on this app and can’t read so you’re really the audience for now).
🧵
Do you ever finish a book or TV show and go back to the start to see how young the characters were? To see what they were like before we knew their story. To laugh at their choices because we know what’s coming?
That’s how I feel when I look at this picture.
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Do you ever finish a book or TV show and go back to the start to see how young the characters were? To see what they were like before we knew their story. To laugh at their choices because we know what’s coming?
That’s how I feel when I look at this picture.
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May 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Do you ever finish a book or TV show and go back to the start to see how young the characters were? To see what they were like before we knew their story. To laugh at their choices because we know what’s coming?
That’s how I feel when I look at this picture.
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Do you ever finish a book or TV show and go back to the start to see how young the characters were? To see what they were like before we knew their story. To laugh at their choices because we know what’s coming?
That’s how I feel when I look at this picture.
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In season 3, we’re going to find out Severance is based in Minnesota and these people just wanted a way to forget about their sports teams.
May 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In season 3, we’re going to find out Severance is based in Minnesota and these people just wanted a way to forget about their sports teams.
I’ve done therapy and it’s wonderful. It can cure the brain. But back roads with nobody around in a car with t-tops? That cures the soul.
I love this stupid redneck car.
I love this stupid redneck car.
May 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’ve done therapy and it’s wonderful. It can cure the brain. But back roads with nobody around in a car with t-tops? That cures the soul.
I love this stupid redneck car.
I love this stupid redneck car.
I don’t know exactly when restaurants stopped telling us how many wings we’re getting and started listing them by the pound, but that was the beginning of the end of civilization. One of the greatest scams of the 21st century. Right up there with Ticketmaster and student loans.
May 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t know exactly when restaurants stopped telling us how many wings we’re getting and started listing them by the pound, but that was the beginning of the end of civilization. One of the greatest scams of the 21st century. Right up there with Ticketmaster and student loans.
Reposted by Nick Lewis 3️⃣7️⃣🍺
Is the Dave Matthews Band playing Chicago tonight?
HOLY SHIT BRIDGES
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is the Dave Matthews Band playing Chicago tonight?
If you’re not eating outside tonight then I’m not sure why you suffer through the winters in this state.
May 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you’re not eating outside tonight then I’m not sure why you suffer through the winters in this state.
Creatives think of something nobody else has thought of.
Revolutionaries think of something nobody else has thought of and can explain to to everyone else.
Revolutionaries think of something nobody else has thought of and can explain to to everyone else.
April 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Creatives think of something nobody else has thought of.
Revolutionaries think of something nobody else has thought of and can explain to to everyone else.
Revolutionaries think of something nobody else has thought of and can explain to to everyone else.
When older generations call younger ones “soft,” they’re overlooking the progress. If kids don’t need to be hardened by hardship, that’s a win. The goal isn’t to raise tougher kids—it’s to build a world where they don’t have to be.
April 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When older generations call younger ones “soft,” they’re overlooking the progress. If kids don’t need to be hardened by hardship, that’s a win. The goal isn’t to raise tougher kids—it’s to build a world where they don’t have to be.
Adults are so funny. One day we’re just like “wow, this is the only bread I’ll buy for my household ever again” and that’s it.
April 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Adults are so funny. One day we’re just like “wow, this is the only bread I’ll buy for my household ever again” and that’s it.
Has the stock market considered dunking its face in Saratoga water?
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Has the stock market considered dunking its face in Saratoga water?
Elon Musk went all-in on ads for X, but he forgot his audience—most of Wisconsin is just now setting up their MySpace profiles.
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Elon Musk went all-in on ads for X, but he forgot his audience—most of Wisconsin is just now setting up their MySpace profiles.
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does anyone else struggle with the fact that they try to avoid the other app because of politics—but this entire place basically exists for political reasons? It’s hard to find spaces to just make stupid sports jokes without also feeling like the world is ending.
March 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Does anyone else struggle with the fact that they try to avoid the other app because of politics—but this entire place basically exists for political reasons? It’s hard to find spaces to just make stupid sports jokes without also feeling like the world is ending.
I don’t have the energy for green beer anymore so instead I quickly whipped up this shepherd’s pie and soda bread. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️
March 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don’t have the energy for green beer anymore so instead I quickly whipped up this shepherd’s pie and soda bread. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️
Fast food sampler for lunch.
Arby’s potato cakes: 10/10
Burger King mozzarella fries: 1.5/10
Burger King churro fries: 10/10
Arby’s potato cakes: 10/10
Burger King mozzarella fries: 1.5/10
Burger King churro fries: 10/10
March 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fast food sampler for lunch.
Arby’s potato cakes: 10/10
Burger King mozzarella fries: 1.5/10
Burger King churro fries: 10/10
Arby’s potato cakes: 10/10
Burger King mozzarella fries: 1.5/10
Burger King churro fries: 10/10
Don’t worry about all the federal jobs being lost. Short staffing is only a temporary problem. They will absolutely be filled right back up.
With loyalist.
It’s not a chaotic disaster. It’s literally the plan.
With loyalist.
It’s not a chaotic disaster. It’s literally the plan.
March 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Don’t worry about all the federal jobs being lost. Short staffing is only a temporary problem. They will absolutely be filled right back up.
With loyalist.
It’s not a chaotic disaster. It’s literally the plan.
With loyalist.
It’s not a chaotic disaster. It’s literally the plan.
The Vikings tried to sign Sam Darnold to an extension but he just stood there holding the pen.
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Vikings tried to sign Sam Darnold to an extension but he just stood there holding the pen.
Minnesota fired Ben Johnson and buried the news at 1:19 AM—using lifeless corporate language. Mark Coyle preaches ‘low ego, great output,’ terrible does this? Transparency isn’t a threat; it’s a responsibility. Great leaders own tough decisions in the daylight, not the shadows.
March 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Minnesota fired Ben Johnson and buried the news at 1:19 AM—using lifeless corporate language. Mark Coyle preaches ‘low ego, great output,’ terrible does this? Transparency isn’t a threat; it’s a responsibility. Great leaders own tough decisions in the daylight, not the shadows.
I personally hope people find Minnesota so bad after watching Love is Blind that house prices just absolutely plummet.
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I personally hope people find Minnesota so bad after watching Love is Blind that house prices just absolutely plummet.
With the Vikings finding themselves in need of a QB, they should reach out to Atlanta. Michael Penix Jr. has looked great, making their aging QB, Kirk Cousins, redundant.
Cousins could fit well in the Vikings system. I’ve photoshopped how he would look on the team.
Cousins could fit well in the Vikings system. I’ve photoshopped how he would look on the team.
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
With the Vikings finding themselves in need of a QB, they should reach out to Atlanta. Michael Penix Jr. has looked great, making their aging QB, Kirk Cousins, redundant.
Cousins could fit well in the Vikings system. I’ve photoshopped how he would look on the team.
Cousins could fit well in the Vikings system. I’ve photoshopped how he would look on the team.
You just know there’s some out out there who loves the ketchup water.
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You just know there’s some out out there who loves the ketchup water.
This is a post about NFL free agency so people think I’m here to give them scoops and maybe they’ll follow me.
March 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is a post about NFL free agency so people think I’m here to give them scoops and maybe they’ll follow me.
It used to take Kim Kardashian’s ass to break Twitter but now it’s just a lack of employees.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It used to take Kim Kardashian’s ass to break Twitter but now it’s just a lack of employees.