wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

“I see that Highly Overrated Max Rebo goes to an outer rim planet to speak badly about the Emperor. Never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he's not a talented guy. Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Valorum.”