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Jaded Media Man.
Long suffering QPR Season Ticket holder.
1984, the dichotomous year that allowed both Small Town Boy and Agadoo to be hits.
#totp
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It's nice to see the 3-2-1 question setters have found work writing the visual clues on #maskedsinger
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Lemsip and antibiotics to start 2026 with a whimper.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
It's my 50th birthday today.
I'm staying in an amazing chalet in the Alps surrounded by my family.
Life is bloody brilliant...
Except I've had chronic toothache for the last 2 days, so can't eat or drink without it being agony and am on antibiotics.
a cartoon of a dog with the words oh on the top
Alt: Bluey saying "oh, biscuits"
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ruddy hell @qpr.co.uk.
Thanks for waiting until I head off on holidays to put in our best 1st half performance of the season.
#qpr
#qprlei
#goalsgalore
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Good lord that game came alive at the death.
Morgan at fault for losing Gray that led to their goal, but WHAT A HIT, TAKE A BOW SON, TAKE A BOW.
#qprbir
@qpr.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
BANTZ
#wcdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I presume FIFA are well aware that every further recipient of the "Peace Prize" will recognise how tainted and ludicrous an award it is.
#wc26
#fifaworldcup
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here comes the bullshit
#wc26
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Damned by faint applause
#wc26
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yay Shitslinger
#wcdraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Been glued to the Bournemouth vs Everton match, a real hard fought arm wrestle.
Hope nothing interesting is happening in any of the other games.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ah, there's the #QPR we all love.
Winning a tough away game midweek and then capitulating to a team who've not won at home all season.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I've not done a budget podcast.
Was I meant to?
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That'll do
This league is crazy we're in 12th and only a win away from 4th
#qpr
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Are the Aussiea playing Bazball as well?
Looks ominous....

#theashes
#cricket
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
CRICKET!
#THECRICKET
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The price of Tipp-ex has just gone through the roof in Washington DC.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Beaten by a coin toss on #wordle today.
100+ day streak gone!
Followed up by WHAT??? with #Connections.
Small mercy with a clean sweep on #Strands
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Perhaps if Labour are looking to Denmark as a point of comparison for how we treat refugees and immigrants, they can also look to them as to how they treat their own population through the social care system.
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
For those who want a challenge, I recommend playing hangman with a fiver year old who can't spell and its their turn to choose the phrase
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Incredible TV
The TV moment of 2025. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Perhaps we don't play the high ball into the box when all our forwards are under 6ft..
#QPR
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reposted by Nick Docker
Fucking shit
@qpr.co.uk
#QPR
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM