Nick Avon
nickavon.bsky.social
Nick Avon
@nickavon.bsky.social
Avon Lady, Twitter refugee (Scorpiondong/Gothicska), he/him
Dentist: “Here’s a toothbrush that will last a month, some toothpaste that will last a few days, some mouthwash that will last a day, and a lifetime supply of floss”
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Let’s check in on MLB Hall of Famer Chipper Jones, folks
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I want to see Vrabel win. But I also want Robert Kraft to have a heart attack after watching his team lose. 🤷‍♂️
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Didn’t know Emanuel Clase played for the Rams but ok
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I’d personally keep defending until the play was done. But hey, what do I know? I don’t get paid a million bucks to defend the end zone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This is a Josh Charles appreciation account. Anyone who doesn’t like Josh Charles, unfollow me now.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Nick Avon
dachshunds got their name when someone started to say dog and sneezed
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Is this already an Internet law:

“No matter how extremely sarcastic someone is, there will always be at least one person who takes an obvious joke seriously”

?
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Republicans do pull-ups like Bluths do chicken impressions
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Remember on Twitter when big accounts would be like “retweet all of my tweets and then send me some” and then just not retweet anyone? Lmao. Man, I miss the Favstar days.
December 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you want absolute proof that Americans are stupid, in 2009 Avatar outgrossed Crank 2 at the theater by like a billion dollars
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How long until tech bros invent “AI but if humans were the ones doing the work”?
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Back in high school, when Wedding Singer just came out and MTV had Love Line, they did a spin-off called Love Lorn that had a Pop Up Video format and they alleged Bill Clinton had a crooked penis. Hate that I think about that sometimes. :(
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sincerely, how/why does this happen?
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Accidentally referred to something’s distance as “a stone’s throw away” and Israel bombed me
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh god, praying for my boy @theamitie.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I want the team who’s blue and white with a tiny bit of red to win 🙌
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nightmare Before Christmas millennials vs Minions boomers
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Are Mariners cursed? Wtf?
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by Nick Avon
I got you
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A little baseball talk for you guys
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If anyone wants to know what’s going on over in AI Land…
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My lord, Mariners
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If I could tell my younger self one thing, it would be to learn how to enjoy things more but also be honest about the stuff you don’t like

In the Internet age, no matter what someone says, there will be backlash so you might as well be honest.
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
THE Daulton Varsho?
October 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM