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Nicholas Lanier
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Mood last night
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Real Convo I had on the tram w/ a stranger:

ME: *sits next to a guy drinkin rum*

STRANGER: u can sit here handsome

M: ?

S: u can sit here, ur cute
*A few seconds go by*

S: u gay?

M: ?
S: I can tell

M: that a problem?
S: no. I'm a little like that. But don't tell 🤫

M: 👍

S: u like fisting?
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I'm happy I work in France because I never have to hear phrases like "to circle back" and "to piggyback on what he just said"
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Watched ONE nasty food ranking video on Instagram reels, now half my algorithm is videos of people reacting to disgusting-looking recipes :(
November 21, 2024 at 8:43 AM
You can only eat one thing forever, no extra seasonings, what do you choose? limes, pickles, Walmart cupcakes or slim Jims?
November 17, 2024 at 4:26 PM
November 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Idk
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Thinking bout Zyrtec
a woman in a white dress with a gold flower on the shoulder
ALT: a woman in a white dress with a gold flower on the shoulder
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Reposted by Nicholas Lanier
You say Hitler was right just a half dozen times in multiple ways on the website you invited all the Nazis who’d been kicked off to rejoin and all of a sudden people get the weird idea you’re an antisemite.
November 19, 2023 at 10:51 PM