happy meat day bluesky

Supreme Court Justices came to work today to say “whoa whoa whoa you’re asking me to make a decision with significant nationwide legal implications based on the factual record developed in a single court in a single state… what if other courts disagreed?” like they all just fell off a turnip truck.

It's essential to cultivate a worksona that doesn't know anything about pop culture. When the fortysomething middle manager is trying to engage you in Rick and Morty reference-based humour you need to be able to look him dead in the eye and say "I don't really play video games".

*shooting a CEO with a harpoon gun* it’s sad but necessary. If we don’t keep their population in check they’ll destroy the environment

From “technically it isn’t fascism” to “technically it wasn’t an insurrection” to “technically it’s not a genocide,” our intellectuals are really making a bold show of their commitment to sophistry and semantics above any meaningful confrontation with the realities of their time.

You must have known you were wrong
When your fingers were dipped inside me
Searching for honey
That would not come for you

lord i am but your humble servant, please let ginni thomas catch a charge in one of these indictments

Socks are not of this world. They are from a pocket dimension they are constantly trying to get back to and many of them do. The media won’t talk about this.

Remember when they made a zombie heist movie and it was somehow the most boring movie that year