malka
@orcmilk.bsky.social
38/they/PNW. Very much adults only. Be friendly and chill. דאַלוי פּאָליצײ. https://revospring.net/@malka
He has to get to carry something on the walk or he gets very sad
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
He has to get to carry something on the walk or he gets very sad
Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What… — With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What do they do with the starship?
With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick
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November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What… — With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation? — Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation?
Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it
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November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation? — Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
What is Dame Malka's cost of arms? — My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️ revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: What is Dame Malka's cost of arms?
My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️
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November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What is Dame Malka's cost of arms? — My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️ revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Still locked up like a good cow girl? — Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Still locked up like a good cow girl?
Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home
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November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Still locked up like a good cow girl? — Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels — Rosemary and parm sounds incredible revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels
Rosemary and parm sounds incredible
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November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels — Rosemary and parm sounds incredible revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
On a long train ride. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
malka
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November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On a long train ride. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
Got accused of sacrilege in improv tonight? Semi seriously? Kind of pleased with this tbh
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Got accused of sacrilege in improv tonight? Semi seriously? Kind of pleased with this tbh
Seattle's latest approach to building light rail to the fancy Eastside suburbs is apparently just. Put up signage asserting that the train already goes there?
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Seattle's latest approach to building light rail to the fancy Eastside suburbs is apparently just. Put up signage asserting that the train already goes there?
Really sad about stuff I can't really change.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Really sad about stuff I can't really change.
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Leg Day was soooo good tonight 🥵 Still need more definition but I’m digging the size
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Leg Day was soooo good tonight 🥵 Still need more definition but I’m digging the size
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Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
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Sorry I always do this same pose, but it just shows off my assets well 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sorry I always do this same pose, but it just shows off my assets well 🥺
If you plot "how hot is this artist's work" on one axis and "how sketchy is the only payment method they'll accept" on the other axis there is definitely one corner where Difficult Decisions Happen.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you plot "how hot is this artist's work" on one axis and "how sketchy is the only payment method they'll accept" on the other axis there is definitely one corner where Difficult Decisions Happen.
Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea? — Oh absolutely a root beer float any day. Proper good root beer is the best. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea?
Oh absolutely a root bear float any day. Proper good root beer is the best.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea? — Oh absolutely a root beer float any day. Proper good root beer is the best. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Tell us a tale of your homeland, oh ye cow of blue, the Couver of Van. — It basically just feels like this song all the time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Cw... revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Vancouver Song
YouTube video by Josh Loewen
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tell us a tale of your homeland, oh ye cow of blue, the Couver of Van. — It basically just feels like this song all the time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Cw... revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
These posts like "you need to balance your dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and oxytocin" really feel like we're reinventing the humours but naming them after scientific brain slimes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
These posts like "you need to balance your dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and oxytocin" really feel like we're reinventing the humours but naming them after scientific brain slimes.
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Nothing like a haircut to remind you that you're kinda hot 🥵
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Nothing like a haircut to remind you that you're kinda hot 🥵
Finally set up a new FA a decade after abandoning my old one and honestly I miss clunky old Internet interfaces.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Finally set up a new FA a decade after abandoning my old one and honestly I miss clunky old Internet interfaces.
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Good morning to everyone who wants to gib this kibby belly rubsssss~
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Good morning to everyone who wants to gib this kibby belly rubsssss~
Cage check: gym washroom edition
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Cage check: gym washroom edition
Oh this is surprising and good to know! Not going to lie though - planning to shutter the space for two months (I'm at the gym next door right now and Queerbar is clearly closed) doesn't seem super promising for its future. And it seems especially dire for the performers with regular nights there.
It's just for the holiday season... In January it'll be back to Queer bar
(At least that's what we heard)
(At least that's what we heard)
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh this is surprising and good to know! Not going to lie though - planning to shutter the space for two months (I'm at the gym next door right now and Queerbar is clearly closed) doesn't seem super promising for its future. And it seems especially dire for the performers with regular nights there.
This used to be called Queerbar and it had a combination of a) top billing RPDR performers that were really busy b) nights that catered to the community and were a little quieter but now it's been replaced with a pop-up called Christmas Dive Bar? Sad to see another space go.
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This used to be called Queerbar and it had a combination of a) top billing RPDR performers that were really busy b) nights that catered to the community and were a little quieter but now it's been replaced with a pop-up called Christmas Dive Bar? Sad to see another space go.