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Keith
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Southampton. I invented Hip-Hop.
Dave Beasant still wins by dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Cricket 1-0 TNT Coverage
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Is it the 1st of April already?
Our new stadium.

A statement of intent for the City of Birmingham and the West Midlands, testament to a region that is on the rise.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Looking across Southampton towards Woolston in the 1970s.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Shit national anthem
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Enjoyable game as #BerkhamsteadFc and #sholingfc shared points in a 1-1 draw. Berko shaded it esp 2nd half but both should be satisfied with result. Att 444 #nonleague
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Non League Football
Swearing at non league football
Squirrels
Big Coats
Not talking
Live streams of USA truck driving
Coffee
Having lots of vinyls that I never play
Avoiding social interaction
Custard
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Christmas is shit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Heard one of the best ever comments to a linesman from the crowd tonight ... "Oi Lino, what's the last part of a body to die?!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We march on in the Hampshire no one gives a fuck Cup 🏆
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I find the best way to avoid the news is to not watch or read the news. That way, you get no news, no biased news, no distorted news & no inconsequential news.

Try it, it's great!
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Rickie Lambert > Erling Haarland
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
VAR proves for the umpteenth time that more referees does not equate to better decisions.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
u want sum?
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sholing seemed to do their best Saints of last week impersonation to lose to the bottom of the table team today.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Saints, Eastleigh, Sholing & Totton, all within 4 miles, all at home today. Football scheduling 🙄
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"it was the fish slice, Derek"

youtu.be/63voclAKjbA?...
15 Storeys High - Mr 'Jesus Christ'! - Fish slice
YouTube video by Roberto Masi
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November 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Pluribus (Plur1bus) is bloody good. Definitely lean forward TV.
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"House of Dynamite" is much better than some of the reviews would suggest. But once you watch, you can see how gammons wouldn't like it. Also leaves you room to independently think, another thing the morons don't like
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Learning all about clinker bed septic tanks was today's intake of fucking useless knowledge
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
That was a ridiculous final 15 mins camped in our own box. How on earth we got a win from that was probably down to QPR being as shit as us, with just Leo's moment of quality the difference. Wood played well in defence, Harwood Bellis, Manning & Bazunu are frightening to watch. #saintsfc
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh here we go
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM