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oh shit, functions have sequels now
oh shit, functions have sequels now
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
function2.hpp
oh shit, functions have sequels now
oh shit, functions have sequels now
"it's called brainrot, mommy" - local child. I am dying. This is culture now
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"it's called brainrot, mommy" - local child. I am dying. This is culture now
Is your spaghetti code al dente or like a mess of starch and very thick water?
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is your spaghetti code al dente or like a mess of starch and very thick water?
In an effort to reduce micro plastics and promote a greener future, Wrigley's is proud to announce Rental Chewing Gum.
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In an effort to reduce micro plastics and promote a greener future, Wrigley's is proud to announce Rental Chewing Gum.
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
All the fun and none of the waste, when you're done you spit your gum out at any of the Wrigley's Gum Booths drop-off receptacle, grab another and go. Get a Wrigley™️ on!
The craziest thing about John Wick is that he did all of that with like no vacations or weekends. Dude barely even slept. Real rise and grind type shit, but without the rise
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The craziest thing about John Wick is that he did all of that with like no vacations or weekends. Dude barely even slept. Real rise and grind type shit, but without the rise
My mouth can taste in a billion more dimensions than my eyes can see
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My mouth can taste in a billion more dimensions than my eyes can see
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Taking auditions for my vegetable themed rap group, Rap Scallion.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Taking auditions for my vegetable themed rap group, Rap Scallion.
It's giving sugoi
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's giving sugoi
Unsatisfied with only having itself to hate, the cell divided itself in two. And thus, tribalism was born.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Unsatisfied with only having itself to hate, the cell divided itself in two. And thus, tribalism was born.
Chat, does the word "iconic" still give slay or is it mid?
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Chat, does the word "iconic" still give slay or is it mid?
Opening my western soup restaurant soon. It's like ramen, but instead of ramen we just do pea and ham all day every day.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Opening my western soup restaurant soon. It's like ramen, but instead of ramen we just do pea and ham all day every day.
I'm in Tokyo at the moment. Today I bonded with my taxi driver over Metal Gear a little bit after hearing his ringtone, the MGS1 codec sound. It turns out by some crazy coincidence he's related to Kojima. This is the highlight of my day, really cool. Lovely guy.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I'm in Tokyo at the moment. Today I bonded with my taxi driver over Metal Gear a little bit after hearing his ringtone, the MGS1 codec sound. It turns out by some crazy coincidence he's related to Kojima. This is the highlight of my day, really cool. Lovely guy.
"that's the beauty of [the most haphazardly designed system you've ever seen]"
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"that's the beauty of [the most haphazardly designed system you've ever seen]"
Life needs more whimsy. No more unreachable code, let's call it inconceivable.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Life needs more whimsy. No more unreachable code, let's call it inconceivable.
Gonna start carrying a water flosser full of Frank's Red Hot around for self defense
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gonna start carrying a water flosser full of Frank's Red Hot around for self defense
I think the real question we should be asking each other is whether or not you could win a fight against a baby bear
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think the real question we should be asking each other is whether or not you could win a fight against a baby bear
The thing about other people's pain is that it's invisible. You don't know how much the people around you are going through. Like all the unread email. There's just so much email. Day after day. And it just never stops. It's never a person, it's always some mindless machine. Too much email. Help me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The thing about other people's pain is that it's invisible. You don't know how much the people around you are going through. Like all the unread email. There's just so much email. Day after day. And it just never stops. It's never a person, it's always some mindless machine. Too much email. Help me.
Protip: use any word you can think of over the word "content" and you will immediately seem smarter.
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Protip: use any word you can think of over the word "content" and you will immediately seem smarter.
Who the fuck are The Joneses?! Do they have a bigger TV than us??
October 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Who the fuck are The Joneses?! Do they have a bigger TV than us??
I think that meteorology might be the last bastion of soothsaying that we take seriously as a society
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think that meteorology might be the last bastion of soothsaying that we take seriously as a society
artist's depiction of melancholy
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
artist's depiction of melancholy
"the number 13 can be lucky too"
I mean... I think statistically it's just as lucky as any other number
I mean... I think statistically it's just as lucky as any other number
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"the number 13 can be lucky too"
I mean... I think statistically it's just as lucky as any other number
I mean... I think statistically it's just as lucky as any other number