The Maldylorian
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Officially* the biggest @astros fan in the state of New Hampshire! *not official.
Turns out the people don't love NAZIs driving around grabbing random people off the streets after all. Who knew?
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Turns out the people don't love NAZIs driving around grabbing random people off the streets after all. Who knew?
Hey @houcounterplot.bsky.social, what's the deal with the new Arby's steak nuggets? Camel steak?
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hey @houcounterplot.bsky.social, what's the deal with the new Arby's steak nuggets? Camel steak?
Did we learn nothing from the Jurassic Park documentary series?
Scientists have discovered prehistoric insects preserved in amber for the first time in South America, providing a fresh glimpse into life on Earth at a time when flowering plants were just beginning to diversify and spread around the world.
Prehistoric insects trapped in amber give glimpse into ancient life on Earth: "Little windows into the past"
Scientists have discovered prehistoric insects preserved in amber in South America for the first time.
cbsn.ws
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Did we learn nothing from the Jurassic Park documentary series?
Just casually reading a Metallica biography and then this happens… @jordanjessego.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just casually reading a Metallica biography and then this happens… @jordanjessego.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social
Did the Astros break the Dodgers?
July 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Did the Astros break the Dodgers?
And made a World-Series game saving play on defense. I'd make that trade again every day and twice on Sunday for that one play alone. Not that it has anything to do with Mullins..
The last trade we received from Baltimore hit .173 while with the Astros.
July 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And made a World-Series game saving play on defense. I'd make that trade again every day and twice on Sunday for that one play alone. Not that it has anything to do with Mullins..
This one's for the folks who are still holding onto Altuve as a viable everyday starter at 2B.
Stark improvements in the Astros defense at 1B and 2B.
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This one's for the folks who are still holding onto Altuve as a viable everyday starter at 2B.
Happy Tariff Day to all who celebrate!
LOL JK I hope you get syphilis.
LOL JK I hope you get syphilis.
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Tariff Day to all who celebrate!
LOL JK I hope you get syphilis.
LOL JK I hope you get syphilis.
If you're not able to operate an ATM in a timely fashion please just go into the bank.
a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
ALT: a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you're not able to operate an ATM in a timely fashion please just go into the bank.
I was today years old when I found out what a new septic system costs. I wish I didn't have this new knowledge.
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands and saying `` fml '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands and saying `` fml '' .
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was today years old when I found out what a new septic system costs. I wish I didn't have this new knowledge.
Jose Altuve isn't a cheater
prove you know ball in five words
March 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Jose Altuve isn't a cheater
Wait, JFK is dead?! Huge if true.
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Wait, JFK is dead?! Huge if true.
I dare you to play this drinking game: take a shot every time they mention or show Cam Smith in right field.
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I dare you to play this drinking game: take a shot every time they mention or show Cam Smith in right field.
Red Sox trying to choose their starting third baseman be like...
February 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Red Sox trying to choose their starting third baseman be like...
Kendrick Lamar literally just asked all the racists to self identify and the heartily complied. Gross.
February 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Kendrick Lamar literally just asked all the racists to self identify and the heartily complied. Gross.
Super Bowl LIX is a pretty horny name for a Super Bowl.
a close up of a woman 's lips with the words lollipop for breakfast .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's lips with the words lollipop for breakfast .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Super Bowl LIX is a pretty horny name for a Super Bowl.
What’s everyone’s menu for today? Going with wings, whiskey weenies and veggies with dip over here.
February 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What’s everyone’s menu for today? Going with wings, whiskey weenies and veggies with dip over here.
@harrisfootball.com I’d just like to thank the mix tapers for making me look insane for singing alternative lyrics to half the songs I hear now. “He’s a paste eater!” Is currently playing.
February 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@harrisfootball.com I’d just like to thank the mix tapers for making me look insane for singing alternative lyrics to half the songs I hear now. “He’s a paste eater!” Is currently playing.
January 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but POV is a particular style of video. Stop labeling every dumb reel you post as POV because it's not.
January 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but POV is a particular style of video. Stop labeling every dumb reel you post as POV because it's not.
The lack of Rangers fans on this app is refreshing. Really brings up the overall baseball IQ.
August 18, 2023 at 6:52 PM
The lack of Rangers fans on this app is refreshing. Really brings up the overall baseball IQ.