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The New York Mets are a government plot against my mental health.
“I am deeply ashamed of my actions and recognize the pain they have caused. I take full responsibility for my misguided decision to continue communicating with Mr. Gilligan and I wish I had never heard of his island.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy in 1949 anticipating Maurizio Cattelan's "Comedian" conceptual art by 70 years.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Saturday Night Live Quarry breakfast cereal commercial, 1976.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In my opinion Creepella Gruesome should occupy a more prominent ongoing place in pop culture.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gambling ring: Emmanuel Clase, first pitch ball, we'll all be rich.

Rival gambling ring: Now pinch-hitting, Joey Gallo.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Meet 'the performative male': Are men reading books for attention?
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too, and working on their fielding.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More than 30 years after appearing in the Ride of the Valkyries scene in Apocalypse Now (1979), Laurence Fishburne references the soundtrack in Predators (2010).
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Giants losses will now be able to be described as Kafkaesque.
#TabloidHeads
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This indictment brought to you by Draft Kings.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s finally officially over.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Establishing as a legal matter that Subway sandwiches pose a risk of bodily harm only if eaten.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He needs a branding consultant.
Sandwich Guy is in the courthouse cafeteria eating a soup.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
M A N W A L K S O N M O O N

Neil Armstrong: ‘One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind’

Speaker Johnson: ‘First I’ve Heard About That, Don’t Know About That’
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Teams with ungulate mascots, ranked:

Colts
Rams
Broncos
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers appear on The Joey Bishop Show sitcom in March 1964 to perform “High Hopes,” a new version by Sammy Cahn now titled “Koufax.” Lead Singer Don Drysdale with Moose Skowron, Tommy Davis, Ron Perranoski, Willie Davis and Frank Howard.
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hope Waze isn't considering using Big Papi as a celebrity voice for directions.
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It was amazing to watch Clayton Kershaw celebrate his final World Sereis championship.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This 1952 comic book predicted we’d be attacked by nuclear missles in 1960 if we didn’t remain strong and alert, but it just assumed the Dodgers would still be playing in Brooklyn.
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM